Holger Hofmann

@sweet_nector1 Zippos grandpa😉

No one across the country seems to know what this is.

@GinaZippiHicks @Matt_Pinner It's the worst evil pain i ever had

@Matt_Pinner Kidney stones

Name a pain stronger than a toothache (except childbirth)

@LesCroisetukone 1974

Sans tricher, quelle est la PREMIÈRE Coupe du Monde que vous avez regardée ? ⚽️

@poicipensoalnik Auf deutsch

Io questo tweet lo sto scrivendo in italiano e voi in che lingua mi leggete?

@TheRealDudeAlex Natürlich, hab vor vielen Jahren einen Eid geschworen, Deutschland zu verteidigen, bisher wurde ich davon nicht entbunden😉

Ich hatte heute die Diskussion und es interessiert mich wirklich: „Würdest Du, wenn es zum Verteidigungsfall kommen würde, zur Waffe greifen?“ Schreibt gerne eine Begründung für eure Entscheidung als Antwort auf diesen Tweet. Und ich bitte um ein #retweet 🙂

@realWTroyAyres @Kyesarr @VeryBrexitProbs These Americans are really jealous about our healthcare, aren't they?🤣🤣🤣

@Kyesarr @VeryBrexitProbs Oh, I doubt that. It’s going to suck when your free healthcare goes away. Also, make sure you don’t say anything that could disrespect Islam. I would t want to see you jailed for a hate crime.

MAGA: “Europeans are freeloaders! We pay for NATO. We pay for everything! We’re leaving.” Europeans: “Okay. Cheerio.” MAGA: “We’re packing up! No more handouts. You’ll be screwed without us.” Europeans: “I’m sure we’ll manage. Bye then.” MAGA: “Better start learning Russian. You won’t last 15 minutes without us. You’re a bunch of pussies!!!” Europeans: “Still here?” MAGA: “We’ve got 300 aircraft carriers and 10 gazillion rockets and space lasers! You europoors still have cannons!” Europeans: yawn in French, go for three-hour lunch. MAGA: “USA! USA! USA! You’ll beg us to come back!!!” Europeans: order a second bottle of Chablis.

@ShaykhSulaiman What do you expect? USA is leaded by the Antichrist....

BREAKING: PENTAGON THREATEN THE POPE’S AMBASSADOR The U.S. told Cardinal Christophe Pierre: America can do whatever it wants, and the Catholic Church better get in line.

Retired 4-Star Navy Admiral and former Navy SEAL William McRaven on Donald Trump: "Through your actions, you have embarrassed us in the eyes of our children, humiliated us on the world stage and, worst of all, divided us as a nation." RETWEET if you stand with Admiral McRaven!

@MikeNew19512115 FU....we would miss our turkish friends much more than the US. In this times, i would go to Türkye everytime and everywhere, but i would never make a step into USA, or Israel

Turkey should have never been in NATO.

@livedarts Gian gave the perfect answer.... Littler is a arrogant w.....

Gian van Veen (via Viaplay): "I’m on 90, I miss double 15 on the inside, and then I see him celebrating towards the crowd. I don’t think that’s normal. And then he also makes that crying gesture… He’s a fantastic darts player, but today he showed he’s not a good loser. "Celebrating a miss from your opponent, that really annoys me. That’s why I gave him a look. The fact he then misses three darts at a double, that’s his problem."

@pol_fruk @hari_seeblick @Hemiunu2021 Wann hat der Iran damit angefangen?

@hari_seeblick @Hemiunu2021 Wer beschießt denn derzeit zivile Öltankschiffe und treibt damit den Ölpreis nach oben?

Trump hat endlich den Mut, eines der derzeit übelsten Regime ernsthaft zu bekämpfen. Die NATO-Länder aber verweigern ihrem wichtigsten Verbündeten reihenweise die Unterstützung dabei. Obwohl gerade Europa massiv vom Ende des Mullah-Regimes profitieren würden. Und die Europäer werfen Trump noch vor, die NATO zu schwächen - obwohl in Wahrheit sie es sind, die das tun. Erbärmlicher könnten sich die europäischen Politiker kaum verhalten.

@Francis4047464 @Frid45 At least no Magas😂 we are fine

@Frid45 Europe Is fully of gays and hippis

- Russia 🇷🇺 spends $150B on its military and can’t defeat Ukraine. - The US 🇺🇸 spends $1T on its military and can’t control Iran. And some still think Europe 🇪🇺, with a combined military budget of $400B+ and two nuclear powers, is an easy target? Europe is far from defenseless!

@Drlano3 @Megatron_ron Maybe we will ask Iran for help😂

@Megatron_ron He will occupy Greenland after the war with Iran.

BREAKING: 🇦🇹🇺🇸🇮🇱 Austria has rejected all US requests to cross their airspace

@Shadygize 1974😉

Be honest, Which world Cup did you watch first?

Fragen Sie heute mittag doch einfach mal in der Pizzeria ihres Vertrauens, ob die Italiener auch schon ein WM-Trikot rausgebracht haben. Und dann rennen Sie los!

@Gembo0886 @SierraSamIV @_GlobeObserver That's why US troops are in Germany...hold the Germans down and Russia out

@SierraSamIV @_GlobeObserver Sounds good - then we cooperate with russia. USA worst nightmare.

🚨 BREAKING: Germany’s far-right party AfD has called for U.S. troops to leave Germany.

@james_xond What else

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

@BellaBaddie__ Icelandic, but i fear my tongue ist not Made for it😉

One language you wish you could speak fluently?

@SylviaR84974536 @txgermanbre Because we are not assholes, maybe?

@txgermanbre Why should Germany be prepared???? That is no German business!

Hope Germans are prepared for the influx of casualties from the US. Pray they don’t do this stupid shit. Every veteran online, analysts, retired generals are screaming at them to not do this