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@mark_scheig Can you ask the Norris Trophy candidate why he left a man alone in the high slot and was pointing at Jenner to release the backside D while the GWG was flying past his goalie?

This game is over. #CBJ loses 5-2. They got massive out of town help to stay in a playoff spot. Penalties ultimately doomed them tonight.

@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl No chance ACB and Roberts get this right. None. A 2-7/3-6 loss is the most likely outcome.

Well, yeah, no shit. In which alternate universe does it make sense to extend citizenship to the children of illegals? How does that make sense at literally any level? "Oh, no, stateless children!" Bullshit, their state is the one their parents fled. I pray SCOTUS gets this right.

@linderps Your bf should dump you now. It’s obvious you’re attracted to this man.

a guy approached me at dolores park yesterday he was nice. respectful. sweet. i told him i had a bf. he said thank you and left but a few minutes later i couldn’t stop thinking about it how rare it is these days for a guy to have the courage to approach and risk rejection so i went back to find him i told him i really respected it, and encouraged him to keep trying he admitted that it's a bit nerve-wracking but he does it because he doesn’t believe in dating apps so i took his number and want to help him: he’s 24, tall, good looking, works in tech, very sociable, and is looking for a girlfriend dm me if you want to meet him or send this to someone who does :)

@RiseOfAlberta Honestly, joining America is the only chance the @EdmontonOilers or @NHLFlames have of ever winning another Cup.

🚨BREAKING: The 177,000 signature threshold has now been passed, officially clearing the requirement for an Alberta independence referendum on October 19th. This is a historic moment for Alberta and signature collection is still continuing.

@DuBoseDefense I love this place.

Speaking as a private citizen and voter, this is not normal behavior. It must be stopped. Judge Milliron uses the authority of the bench to threaten people with jail for merely doing their jobs.

@PatchSlaw7 @nbc4i Apparently the furry thinks I’m a bot and has a special exemption from the State of Ohio to bypass vision screening. Should have checked his profile for obvious signs of mental illness before replying. @PatchSlaw7

@PatchSlaw7 @nbc4i I’ve had to take a vision test every time I’ve had my license renewed since the 80s. Where the hell are you getting your license?

House Bill 753 would direct the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles to conduct both written and skills-based driver exams solely in English. nbc4i.co/4bRARS4?utm_me…

@ywomendeservles Disgusting. What’s this lady’s name so I can block her?

@BlueJacketStats Islanders schedule is brutal. They’re cooked. Wings are cooked. Don’t think Philly and Ottawa can stay as hot. CBJ should be fine.

The #CBJ got their regulation finish: up 3-1 halfway through, the #Isles lost 8-3 to #LetsGoPens Two questions: can the Jackets a) out-point NYI by 2 from here out [with one extra game to do it] and b) hold off PHI? If so, they'll clinch. Regulation finishes for CBJ = vital.

@AustinMill7052 @Aportzline @monstershockey Z - 1 goal since Olympics Fantilli - 3 goals in the last 12 Marchenko - 1 goal in last 10 Coyle - 2 goals in the last 14 Monahan - 0 goals in last 14 There’s your top 5 scorers. Injuries haven’t been the problem. Being soft and not getting to the net has been the problem.

@Aportzline @monstershockey So yet again the stupid injury plague refuses to leave the Blue Jackets alone No wonder why we keep losing.

#CBJ will recall a forward from AHL Cleveland today ahead of Tuesday’s game vs Carolina after losing Mathieu Olivier (undisclosed) / Dmitri Voronkov (hand) this weekend. Candidates: Luca Del Bel Belluz, Mikael Pyyhtiä, Jack Williams, Owen Sillinger, Brendan Gaunce @monstershockey

@CBJ2410 @jason_woodie01 Canes are playing for the 1 seed. They desperately want home ice against the Bolts.

@jason_woodie01 Blue jackets have a lot More to play for the canes are already a lock for the playoffs

Just win in regulation Pitt plz!

@nbc4i I assume the number of employees has also be cut in half, right?

If you’re using the U.S. Postal Service less than you used to, you’re not the only one. Mail usage has fallen by nearly 50% over the past 20 years, according to USPS numbers. nbc4i.co/41Ao6Xg?utm_me…

@RobMartinez75 @mark_scheig They’ve managed three goals in their last three losses. Not good enough. That lineup better start manufacturing goals. They’re soft.

@29realteef @mark_scheig My point exactly we have 2 backup goalies!! We lost 1-0 to NYI on a one on one goal from way out beat JET!! We lose 2-1 on 2 one on one goals over Jet’s right shoulder both!! Bothe those games our forwards played well enough to win including tonight!! Difference has been goalie🤷‍♂️

Two quick takes. 1. #CBJ got what they deserved tonight. They didn't have it. 2. Bowness postgame said the team didn't have their legs and he knew why. They have a huge game in 21 hours and must find the legs they didn't have tonight.

@RobMartinez75 @mark_scheig Which forward or defenseman had a good game tonight? I thought Mateychuk looked good, not sure why he only got 15 minutes.

@29realteef @mark_scheig Really he was lucky to give up 2 goals tonight!! There was at minimum 2 others that beat him that he got lucky didn’t go in!! The 2nd goal playoff caliber goalies save!! Have to remember this time of year!!!

@RobMartinez75 @mark_scheig I’m not an Elvis fan, but he was the best CBJ player on the ice tonight.

@mark_scheig Excuses !! We don’t have a goalie that can still us a game. Not one of our forwards are in th top 50 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@TheBigMoon67 @nypost lol. St. Louis. lmao.

@nypost Ain't nobody going to Ohio for pizza dawg fuck outta here 😂😂😂😂

Move over, New York and Chicago - a Midwest pizza style is taking over trib.al/klJAFeL

@foster_type It appears you wrote (and were paid for) this piece without mentioning that fact. How brave to come out 19+ years later with the truth.

When I wrote for the AV Club they sent me to do this Random Rules with Moby before a show, I think at Bowery Ballroom. The idea was you'd take their iPod and shuffle it and talk about the first five songs that came up. When I got there, Moby's publicist told me that he "forgot" his iPod. So instead Moby exquisitely curated a perfectly diverse and just-obscure-enough mix of songs precision calibrated to transmit the image of himself and his taste that he wanted to put out there. I was 23 but I could barely contain my contempt. avclub.com/random-rules-m…

@Just_DrAnya @UniofOxford I’m going to print this and frame it and hang it in my bedroom because my wife always calls me a liar when I tell her I need to reduce my ROS by preventing accumulation of old spermatozoa in my epididymis.

Spot on. The modern internet obsession with extreme, prolonged abstinence often completely ignores fundamental reproductive physiology. When spermatozoa are stored in the epididymis for extended periods, they accumulate reactive oxygen species (ROS), which directly drives sperm DNA fragmentation and reduces progressive motility. Regular clearance is simply biological quality control—flushing out senescent, oxidatively damaged cells to optimize the environment for fresh, morphologically healthy sperm. This is essential clinical data for anyone optimizing for fertility or IVF.

'Male masturbation may have an adaptive benefit: it flushes out damaged, stored sperm.' New Oxford research suggests that the longer sperm are stored before ejaculation, the lower their quality, with implications for men trying to conceive and IVF treatment. Find out more ⬇️

Living in Ohio explodes whatever preconceived notions you might have as an American about building codes and land use. Like you assume that we shouldn’t have shops on bridges and then you go to Columbus and notice that the most meh bridge you’ve ever seen is full of shops.

@Viralvid_89 She may be crazy, but there isn’t a fridge made outside of some industrial grade SubZ type stuff that won’t fit through a standard 36” door. Either her house isn’t up to code or the delivery man is too lazy to pop the doors and handles.

Furious Karen loses it on a delivery driver when the oversized fridge she ordered won’t fit through her door.