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The Cool Dude
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The Cool Dude
@2house2fly
Too born to live. Too dead to die.
man without a country Katılım Nisan 2009
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Told the boy about Descartes, and now when he's annoyed with me he says "I think I'm going to punch you, therefore I am going to punch you"
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@telyhouse This patient went on to live forever and was even allowed to molest children without consequences
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Trump let Elon Musk walk around pressing big magnets against crucial government servers and started a war because he was in kinda a grumpy mood one afternoon. At this point still believing in "the deep state" is Disney Adult vibes ngl
DNI Tulsi Gabbard@DNIGabbard
Newly-declassified records expose how deep state actors within the Intelligence Community concocted a false narrative that Congress used to usurp the will of the American people and impeach duly-elected President @realDonaldTrump in 2019. Today, we reveal the truth 👇 🔗dni.gov/index.php/news…
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@PublixRealAcct @ExpertsLie In my experience, for whatever that's worth, someone else's kid vs your kid is def not the same but it's close enough that you're probably right not to make that dice roll
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@ExpertsLie my gf who I just broke up with made that argument. It could be true but it's a hell of a dice roll that you can't take back. Could also just resent the kid forever
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It's a hell of a risk. The last one barely made the top 20 grossing movies of all time list
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Conversations are happening about how future ‘AVATAR’ movies could be made cheaper & shorter in order for them to be a less risky investment. (Source: thewrap.com/creative-conte…)
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BREAKING: Nobody in Mr. Trump’s inner circle was more worried about the conflict with Iran, or did more to try to stop it, than the vice president, per NYT.
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@wolicyponk If it isn't done in the Rapé region of France it's just sparkling sexual assault
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dude come on censoring it this way just makes me think of those breaking bad meme videos talking about "methé" and "cocainer" and shit
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@RadishHarmers Just you, everyone else's tweets are loading normally for me
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@AIslop_ Oh so I get yelled at when MY response to seeing my baby for the first time is "what is this? Why does it look like a dog?" but Mickey Mouse gets a pass?
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17 years and 58 days ago, fireflies were imprisoned without due process and the owls responsible have never been held accountable.
songs that changed history@iconiksongs
17 years ago, owl city released fireflies.
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How come he names the author of Charlotte's Web but not Wind In The Willows. What is Wind In The Willows not good enough to name the author? Mother fucker.
Time Capsule Tales@timecaptales
In the summer of 2000, as the Harry Potter series was quickly becoming a global sensation, legendary Yale critic Harold Bloom gave one of his most unpopular takes, calling 35 million readers wrong
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@ecto_fun There's one at the bottom that looks like a honeycomb. Hell I'd eat that one right now
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i feel less bad about eating sand that one time as a kid now that i know one of the sands looks like candy cane
Ramin Nasibov@RaminNasibov
Sand under a microscope.
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and then i go and spoil it all by saying something israeli like
Joam Luxurious@JxnW
There’s something Israeli about how women with prostates are vocally defending anal sex, but don’t have much to say about sexual violence.
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@runclepennybags We must have empathy for the terrible things that have happened to Trump since the Mueller report: most powerful man on earth, rich beyond imagining, complete immunity from prosecution for life, fawning media coverage, gets to blow up all the boats he wants,
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My understanding is that his condition indeed has not changed and is not expected to
Charlie Kirk@ender65407
I’m stable
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@nikitabier Can't help but be suspicious of this feature. Leaves a bad taste in the mouth. Much to chew on.
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Over the last few months, we scoured the world for the top posters in every niche & country
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@nikitabier No thanks. Don't want random accounts shoved down my throat.
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