Too Legit

VERY SAD NEWS !!!! This is so disappointing. CNN reported today that Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black," the African-American version of "Snow White" has been cancelled. All of the seven dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive- By, Homeboy, and Shank have refused to sing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho" because they say it offends black prostitutes. They also say there ain't no way in hell they're gonna sing, “It's off to work we go.”

@TheBabylonBee I think he is jetpack man 🧐

Shortly, after SG-1 was cancelled, we stopped receiving network notes. As a gag, I wrote a scene into a script that saw our resident alien, Teal'c, inadvertently attend a reading of the Vagina Monologues. I assumed that, when they saw it, they would ask me to remove it... #スターゲイト

@Lagorillaa @Fernand55041288 @TheBritLad @GBPolitcs @AstroBenn @itvnews His final moments are burned into my memory. Some things you cant unsee, but some things HAVE to be seen so we know the types of people we're dealing with I will never forget Henry nowak

@Fernand55041288 @2legit420 @TheBritLad @GBPolitcs @AstroBenn @itvnews Henry Nowak. Say his name verbatim.

🚨NEW: An Imam's home was "fire-bombed" in the early hours of this morning in Bolton, England, as widespread unrest continues over attempted beheading by Sudanese migrant Hadi Alodid [@itvnews]

@whu333 @TheBritLad @GBPolitcs @AstroBenn @itvnews

@2legit420 @TheBritLad @GBPolitcs @AstroBenn @itvnews That’s not even the right line! He said “I don’t think you have mate”

Possibly my favourite ever video

@TheBritLad @GBPolitcs @AstroBenn @itvnews Dude it's so awesome We got people all the way here in Kentucky using the line I don't think you have mate 😆 I think it's gonna stick, it could still be used 10 years from now 😆

@GBPolitcs @AstroBenn @itvnews I don’t think it was mate.

@GBPolitcs @itvnews I DON'T THINK IT WAS MATE 🖕

@isaacrrr7 Must they say that stupid shit every chance they get Fuck their moongod

Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo de todos los tiempos. Medios estatales iraníes: “Ninguna bomba puede alcanzarnos porque Alá nos protege…” *Momentos después*

@BuzzPatterson IJALA BOOM

Honestly, I’ve never seen anything like this! Iran is getting pummeled. 🇺🇸🔥 x.com/usanewshq/stat…

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