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Alan, Dad of 3 grown kids. Trying to map out the 2nd 1/2 of life https://t.co/pUXh0bgwAT
Ohio, USA Katılım Eylül 2019
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This Nebraska/Iowa game is going to be batshit crazy. I would give anything to be there. But there’s a strong possibility I would get arrested so GO BIG RED🎈🎈❤️❤️❤️
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Okay we just got a tornado warning and Ryan Hall Y'all just mentioned a tornado heading towards my town in the next 30 minutes. Looks like it's basement time!
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Thank you Lord and baby Jesus for getting me through another off season. I AM SO BACK ON MY BULLSHIT🤗. Happy opening day and GO YANKEES!!!💙🥳🧢. also if you say it’s not opening day and it’s tomorrow, I will kick you that’s all bye!!
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Imagine going out in nature and being told you can only look at one tree, one flower or one sunrise or sunset.
We are meant to be beautiful and to appreciate beauty.
Dan Savage@fakedansavage
Oh, my god — some of you people. Finding other people attractive = ON SOME LEVEL, TO SOME SMALL DEGREE, a desire to sleep with other people. And the kind of people freaking out over "micro-cheating" won't take "but I didn't want to actually do anything!" for an answer. Attraction to someone else, ever, even if it's never acted on and never would be acted on, is considered cheating by these lunatics.
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