Troll Cat 🇺🇦

Warning: If this account gets “too popular” again, I’ll prob take a little hibernation for a bit. Or maybe I won’t. Choose your follows carefully. 😼

@KevinRothWx As did it mine. This is why I i’m not a weatherman you need to trust the experts!

@2p2TrollCat Sad to report this troll went waaay over my head 😕 Still a good kitty

⚾️☔️ MLB weather isn’t quite as busy today as yesterday, but still worth a look: rotogrinders.com/weather/mlb PS if you faded the PPD last night and made bank I want to see the screenshots!

@LisaLoeb Lisa I collected the first nine stories when is the 10th story coming out?

Ha!!! No. Never diet. Duet. Oops.

@pixelatedboat @AnneWheaton That’s what she said.

Warning: If this account gets “too popular” again, I’ll prob take a little hibernation for a bit. Or maybe I won’t. Choose your follows carefully. 😼

@JonahFurman @AnneWheaton I made a typo.

@JonahFurman @AnneWheaton Ok when is this happening? If anybody needs to be told, I’m your guy. Holla at yer boo. This is what I doo And I lose to do what I do. 🤷🏼‍♂️👍❤️ #WeedBro

I lost my sons croc on a 1 mile walk in the Forest Glen area of Silver Spring MD yesterday. He demands its return. I’m envisioning a viral tweet thing where somehow we find it. Thank you

If any buddy needs to be told, I am always here to tell them this is what the troll cat do He tells them. Don’t worry about the rest. 👍

Ok every body is quiet. It seems that nobody needs to be told anything at this moment in time.

Does anybody need to be told?

@dresdencodak @wilw That is sad. But also happy. Nobody should ever do that. But. If you know of someone. Please tell them. It is not all that great to be popular on the internet. A friend of mine knows a guy who told him so. So I am telling you. ❤️😬🥳

"What's it like to be popular on the internet?" Well, you get to share what you make with people. Also strangers tell you to kill yourself.

@AnneWheaton Shh. Do not tell anyone but I already have it. 🤫🤭

@sonarblips Tehee. I know him. Or maybe it is her I do not know.

@sonarblips Peek a boo

@sonarblips The best you have ever seen

@Robert336771 @ChaseOdell7 @Angry_Staffer But do not worry. There is a little something for everybody

@Robert336771 @ChaseOdell7 @Angry_Staffer OK then you probably don’t want to like me. I cannot help it if you will. but do not worry, you will not. This riddle ends for you here

Can’t wait to see all the talking heads rush to explain how *checks notes* deep red Kansas overwhelmingly voting to save abortion rights will have no impact on the midterms

@MLBRandomStats Who likes riddles?

@MLBRandomStats I hope he listens to me. This is the correct answer. Just remember that I tried to tell him and I have asked this question before. he should have known.

What is the over/under on number of Dodgers NL West titles before the next Rockies NL West title?