Funny Mafia 336

@Janet_sm145 Bitch ain't bout to whoop me

WOULD YOU DATE HER?

@freakin_snow And he still married and had children with her...he look worse than her. I don't know 125 people in my own family that's wild

Cardi B was seen crying on IG live after ex husband Offset exposed her on live for having 125 body counts at 33 yrs. Offset said he knew she was for the streets when he found out bout her body. There are people with more bodies than me, don’t know why I’m being targeted she said while crying. Offset should leave Cardi alone and move on for good. Sending love to you Cardi 🙏

@mrteji_ Nigga she not yours anymore

She said she wanted a 17, I got her a 16... now a random guy swapped the 16 to 17pro max. She now sees my calls as me being rude, guys is this girl okay at all, what am I supposed to do now ???

@luv1bun Now and days if you 18 and ain't got kids it seem like something wrong. Lol... Real talk niggas gotta be more selective in who they fuck because at the bare minimum you're tied to this individual for 18 years even if just send the money

This girl on threads said you think a man that’s 30+ with no kids is a gem til you realize how many women aborted his babies to stay away from him and the men are clutching their pearls 😂😂😂

@6looted We do be if it's some bullshit

I will never accept the propaganda that someone is “too busy” to text back lmao

@Champagnediet1 That's not true I knew it was wrong and vowed to never treat a woman the same. I don't even argue or raise my voice at a female.

Damaged men are not raised by single mothers. They are men who watched their fathers mistreat their mothers and witnessed their mothers normalize it as acceptable.

@BlvckJxsus My money couldn't make no money because I loaned it to you that's why I need to know what it's for and you owe between 30 - 50% interest nigga

i think it’s weird to ask ppl “what you need it for?” when ppl ask you to borrow money lol.

@Divyaadu @buttercupnux3 You got the order wrong Gemini should be first

@buttercupnux3 They’re all good but yes this is fav to least fav

Men (in order) Libra Taurus Leo Aries Virgo Scorpio Capricorn Gemini If I left you out it’s because you aren’t datable. LOL

@t_sadiity Be upfront never hurt me

You nggas cannot classify yourself as a REAL NGGA if you still gotta LIE about fckin with other btches.. It’s nggas out here that will tell you they fw so & so & a few others & will put the ball in yo court & leave you with the decision to fw them or not.. BUT THEY KEPT SHT REAL.. if you gotta live in secrecy, YOU NOT A REAL NGGA.. PERIOD!! You’s a FRAUD!! & I’m pullin cards PERIOTTTTT

@plot_twistttt Where I sign up and I'll work too fuck it

Imagine a wife wakes up. - Husband makes tea. - Wife goes for a shower, and husband gets breakfast ready. - Wife goes to the office and gives some money to husband for groceries. - Husband gets kids ready and drops them off at school. - Husband does house chores. - Wife works hard at the office. Husband sends tiffin to wife's office. - Husband watches TV in the evening, then goes to the vegetable market, then picks up kids from school. - Husband cooks dinner and has it ready before wife returns from the office. - Wife returns home tired, and dinner is ready on the table. - She enjoys it and then goes to bed while husband cleans the dishes. What a beautiful life.

Niggas do this everyday

@ilyremy9 Ain't no more solid ones left I be telling niggas get you a strong 7 but even them hoes.....man were fucked

india royale just went on her snap story and kept it all the way 100, she said it’s been two whole years since durk got locked up, still no clue when he coming home, no real updates and she can’t keep being celibate forever. it’s messing with her mental bad so she’s done waiting and it’s time to move on, y’all think she making the right decision or she supposed to hold it down forever?

@Raindropsmedia1 This nigga got four rings and this bih can't get one. I don't even know any of her music but I ain't supposed too I only known her cuz she got shot

Woman claims Megan Thee Stallion made Klay Thompson famous on a global scale and that nobody really knew about him before they started dating. 👀

@LASHYBILLS How tf did they even get my # cuz I ain't entertaining neither.... blocked

@Raindropsmedia1 I know she handful

Woman’s mugshot goes viral after being arrested for a DUI. 📸 ⛓️

That's not true I just worked on myself to be the best option. Physically, mentally, and spiritually. I workout, volunteer, and mentor people. I don't lie, steal or cheat, no kids or baby mama drama. Woman don't know what they want.

Men, a girl posts only photos of her face on a dating app. You show up to the date and it’s this. What are you doing?

@Raindropsmedia1 Is she serious as long she got a pwussy between her legs and a good attitude her life could be easy....fix yo damn attitude

Woman breaks down in tears after saying she wants to be a man instead of a woman. She claims men have life on easy mode and says it takes a lot more to be a female.

You gotta land somewhere in the middle because however a relationship started is how it's going to end. Never reveal too much thats why I dress really nice and be in a lowkey vehicle. Then vice versa I dress low key in my nice v don't want to attract the wrong kind

Sounds like you make bad decisions