Lucas

@fhortknoxx @jayhaykid The guy with 700 hits at age 29 and misses half the season every year

@jayhaykid elly, jrod, pena, and carroll over yordan. okay

There’s somehow an error on every tier

@Dbacks @MyBobs Is the roof going to be open tonight?

We have made the following roster moves:

@LuchDeyBengals @TopTickTerry @markschlereth You are 100% a liberal

@TopTickTerry @markschlereth Maybe I don’t want to be like everyone else and I want to think for myself. I’m neither conservative/Republican nor am I a democrat/liberal. Go back to your pasture you sheep.

You can just leave you don’t have to announce it. Team USA was incredible and I enjoyed the heck out of there. Olympic gold medal run. That locker room scene is amazing. Regardless of how you feel about the president. I’m gonna raise your unfollow by blocking you

@bantifa_ @buturipol2 @visegrad24 “Ban all crime” in the bio, very ironic

@36unbothered @buturipol2 @visegrad24 I want them. So it isn’t “nobody”. Do try again.

BREAKING: A French court rules that the 67-year-old Senegalese migrant Ousmane Diallo can’t be held criminally responsible for killing 18-year-old Théo. Ousmane became furious in a mobile phone shop after having been told he would have to pay €93 for calls made to Senegal. He stabbed Théo in the chest on one of his first days on the job. The court ruled that Ousmane is mentally ill and will be sent to a psychiatric hospital instead until he recovers.

@bantifa_ @buturipol2 @visegrad24 Why are third worlders obsessed with being places where nobody wants them

@buturipol2 @visegrad24 Win the culture war next time 👍

@WonzoTV @Mishbia15 Have the wizards ever had a championship window?

@Mishbia15 Mat! Thank you so much for effectively ending your teams championships window and trading for Bradley Beal! You took his terrible contract off the Wizards books and gave up picks to do it! Now the Wizards can freely tank for top 5 talent. Enjoy the play-in Mr. Ishbia!

This is ridiculous! Tanking is losing behavior done by losers. Purposely losing is something nobody should want to be associated with. Embarrassing for the league and for the organizations. And the talk about this as a “strategy” is ridiculous. If you are a bad team, you get a good pick. That makes sense. But purposely shutting down players and purposely losing games is a disgrace and impacts the integrity of whole league. This is much worse than any prop bet scandal. This is throwing games strategically. Horrible for fans that pay to watch and cheer on their team. And horrible for all the real teams that are competing for playoff spots. Awful behavior that Adam Silver and the NBA will need to stop with massive changes, and I have complete confidence that with his leadership, he will fix it. Those of us in a position of influence need to speak out… the only “strategy” is doing right by fans, players, and the NBA community.

@KutterIsKing Cook that fat lib

Too easy 😭😭😭

@ayaajess Offended by literally anything

it bothers me that he calls it X. like wdym by that Kevin.

@henesseybae @CookedbyAB @cornski How is he fighting for our rights 🤣 he’s a fat kid on twitter

@CookedbyAB @cornski yall gotta be CIA because why are you attacking someone fighting for our rights?

@ShowTime1231795 @Henry773_

@Henry773_ People lie for validation. I think if all the words were in black or white I would have read wayyy more than I did but that 1 or 2 letters in red is what made me feel like my brain was tricking me.

Capped at 450 WPM. If you get higher than that you gotta be a robot

@MLB @Dodgers Nice, hopefully he gets plenty of playing time to give the Blue Jays a chance

JUST IN: Clayton Kershaw will be on the Dodgers #WorldSeries roster, per manager Dave Roberts.

@NathanMcKinnon @ADB425 @KevinGausman @Mariners And why would they care if you watch

@ADB425 @KevinGausman @Mariners If Seattle wins - no one east of the pacific time zone watches or cares the rest of the way.

Let’s go Blue Jays fans! We need you to bring the energy tonight! If I see someone sitting I will throw gum at you! #TryAndFindOut

Khaman Maluach checking in from his first media day 🤩

@GoodTimeTonyT @Dbacks Congrats on having the same amount of championships as a team that started 40 years after you

@Dbacks The rangers beat your asses when it counted you losers. You can have this one 😂

You wanted to face Ketel Marte. You sure about that?

@statefarm_206 @Tony21863728581 @Kannon__Fisher @JomboyMedia @fischybusinesss He cooked you tubs

This Mariners fan is asking Cal Raleigh for a favor (via @fischybusinesss)

@BruceDND @lospectra_ @realcryptoelio It’s still he just rebranded after scamming

@YankeeWRLD He had a 4.50 last year genius

Clayton Kershaw could step on the mound and actively try to allow runs and I’m still convinced his ERA wouldn’t go above 3.50 He is unbelievable

@madshelen @prof_intelscan @timesnewemma I think you look great

@prof_intelscan @36unbothered @timesnewemma Sigh. I’m a size 5.25 in rings and my hands are rather small, actually. I fit in my young kids gloves. But I hope your outlook on life and view of the world and beauty in general improves, and you find happiness. It’s all around you.

you see one (1) graphic explaining the facial characteristics of fetal alcohol syndrome and then you can’t stop Noticing

@madshelen @timesnewemma Probably would

@36unbothered @timesnewemma Guess again, dipshit

@madshelen @timesnewemma Unfortunately, I know that. It’s just funny how jealous all of you big ol broads are of her.

@36unbothered @timesnewemma She’s not gonna fuck you bro