Andrew Slurms Mckenzie

@Trap_Goose_ 😂😂

@3Slurms “Make it happen twice”

“He’s fallen behind on work this week. Give him explosive diarrhea so he has to pullover in a park and use a port-a-potty”

@KenChessRapper @RealPlantBrah lol great student we got along well! Whole situation is weird

@3Slurms @RealPlantBrah What kind of student were you is the question lol. Sure he didn't pay $100 more to go with the guy with a higher GPA?

Never be afraid to ask a contractor when another sub way under cuts. Massive pine tree, over a fence. Long brand new driveway, no machinery. $2500. It was 38” at breast height.

@RealPlantBrah Haven’t had my ditch witch for going on a month now. Absolutely brutal. Fuel injection pump being rebuilt. Replaced literally everything else and still didn’t fix it, water pump, lift pump, all fuel filters and could not get it running strong.

No the skid steer is not fixed.

@GeoffOliverATX It’s possible when you cut the trunk it snaps back into the whole and you can grind it like usual. Otherwise just take a pickaxe and try to get the big rocks off and then grind it like normal. But definitely cut the trunk first don’t grind it still attached to the trunk.

Alright Tree folks - curious how you stump grinders handle uprooted trees like this. Arborists don’t want to touch it since it’s covered in dirt and rock. Do you grind 100% or sacrifice a chain and cut close to grade first?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@RealPlantBrah Where’d you do this at?

I paid to learn how to be a landscape manager, the professor had his PhD in applied plant science, had worked in prestigious gardens across the US. He taught me that there’s a right way & a wrong way to do everything from laying sod to mowing grass.

This was the proper way to start a day

W logic

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

I am the total embodiment of the chad self over estimator, and I can tell you first hand the “ill have it done by next week” will get you in so many jams with clients

Cheap chinese designed back hyper machine. Know how i know it’s chinese? If you’re a guy and use it, you immediately crush your cock and balls. Chinese men don’t hang dong like American men so it wasn’t even a concern.

@cww_0 Softer than Charmin ultra soft. Hit the oil rig pal

Over on Bluesky…

Need this for my ass

Young fella cut his dick off in despair. 😩

@ChestyPullerGst Stuffed him like they were fighting with ice skates on

Whelp.

@SandyofCthulhu Age of Empires 3 doesn’t get enough credit. Still one of my favorite games of all time

The year was 1999. Because MicroSoft loved what I did on Age of Empires they demanded I do the expansion pack for Age of Empires II. With Age 1, I did Rise of Rome, which made sense because the ancient days kind of ended with Rome. But there was no obvious successor to medieval tgimes, so I went with the generic "The Conquerors" theme. Naturally we wanted conquest civs. We decided to have 4 (same number as Rise of Rome). I chose the Huns, the Spanish, the Mayans, and the Aztecs. I was SO excited to get Aztecs into a game. And please, no one try to mansplain to me that "Aztecs were bad guys." Friend, I wanted them BECAUSE they were bad guys. Anyway, the Conquerors project was really smooth. We are almost done five weeks ahead of schedule - almost unheard of in a software project. I was so proud. My whole 6-man team was giddy because when we finished we could move onto Age of Mythology or Age of Empires 3, with the cool kids. Then Microsoft called. 1/2

Live look at @markciau and I this afternoon