David McCulloch

My wife will have to understand that I will not be behaving like this, I am from south London

that’s so much time to die

shoutout to the guy who dms me about his day very wholesome

New vibrator :)

you post "nustard" by mistake one time &people call you "nustard man" until u freak out & drive your car thru a hospital like blues brothers

I said I wanted to take one!!!! The gaffer has made so many right decisions through this tournament and he did tonight! But I won’t have people say that I didn’t want to take a peno when I said I will…

L O A T H E . A S . O N E . Takes some big balls to do this after having a technical glitch; @kadeemfrance is a monster & his voice has never sounded as beautiful than back to 10k people in a muddy field ❤️ @loatheasone

@nicethaa Can I have a bagel please mate x

get some weetabix down ye neck an smash this tuesdays skull in

can someone please ID this bug

No one: My banking app:

overheard in hyde park: “rah have you got the sriracha mayo”

Facebook market place.

I think BBC Bitesize has been hacked...

So I was driving Uber today and this lady put her son in my backseat and said he’s going to his daddy house….what the hell!!! She tipped me $60.00 though so I’m taking him.

Harvey Price “what a daaaaay” circles my brain 24 hours a day