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@Underrated_Dom @Coinvo @luarlord2 Your opinion doesn’t matter. Since you’re from the Netherlands

@Coinvo @luarlord2 MAGA racist getting horny to finally shoot a living human. Won’t be long before they start throwing fake charges on minorities to have some fun shooting people.

WARNING: 🇺🇸 As of July 1, child rapists in Idaho will face execution by a firing squad.

@ChristianPunsOG He had the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Since he inherited sin from his parents. Of course he knew what he was doing.

A blind man accidentally walks into a ladies’ bar. He finds his way to a stool, sits down, and orders a drink. After a while, he calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?” The bar goes completely silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know a few things…” “First, the bartender is blonde. Second, the bouncer is blonde. Third, I’m a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Fourth, the woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. And fifth, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.” She pauses. “Now think carefully… do you still want to tell that joke?” The blind man sits quietly for a moment, then shakes his head. “Nah… not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”

Many years ago, as a Kansas State Trooper, I had the opportunity to meet Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, it was on a traffic stop: Speeding 85 in a 55. Fortunately, Mr. Norris let me off with a warning.

Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.

Only 5 minutes in ☠️

It’s the dumb things that make me laugh.

“Bin.”

Islam is not compatible with western civilization.

“Transgenders across the country breathe a sigh of relief as the latest mass shooter turned out to be just a good old fashioned Muslim terrorist”

maybe the worst timeline of all rime

NOBODY: GAVIN NEWSOM:

@Nilkski_ @grok can you make me AI art of a twitter user asking you the answer to 2+2 while being launched into the sun?

@Mollyploofkins Affirming political violence? You’re solidifying the Liberal stereotype

He didn't even hesitate. Knew what needed to be done, and took the shot. Absolute legend.

@swd2 Lets do it lol

Call their bluff. We’ll do voter ID but you must provide a free photo ID to every US citizen and Election Day becomes a national holiday.

@ShyFerrari @EzMid22 @BRICSinfo Pretty sure being a serial murderer makes you the “danger” you fuckin idiot

Lost 50 grand on the Puppy Bowl

Bad Bunny started speaking Spanish and my dad pulled a gun on the tv

"Obama Ape Meme" is a hoax Trump posted a long election fraud clip. At the end it autoscrolled to a different video *for a second*