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When animals get stuck

Don't ask me how I worked this out, but an anagram of Kate Middleton is 'naked tit model'...that's genius

#addwankingtoafilmtitle Nine 1/2 weeks wanking

#addwankingtoafilmtitle Wanking the day after tomorrow

Absolutely the worst way to go pic.twitter.com/cNMChwDh (via @rsmithTP)

“@rguettler: Never give up. instagr.am/p/OPD3uhsc9u/” That's awesome !!

@45mx: It's just like the real London, a massive sodding traffic jam! #closingceremony

When animals get stuck...

Bolt near the finish...

So true...

Can’t work out bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

Do they sterilise the needles used for lethal injection?

Just found out I'm colour blind. That came like a bolt from the orange.

I recently split up with a cross-eyed woman, I think she may have been seeing somebody else.

If women aren't supposed to cook why do they have eggs and milk inside them?

Finally got round to booking a table for valentines day. Don't know if it'll go well, the misses is shit at snooker.