J Smith

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J Smith

J Smith

@49inthewild

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Vince Langman
Vince Langman@LangmanVince·
Do you believe that Ruben Gallego will be a Senator at this time next week?
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J Smith@49inthewild·
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THE OFFICIAL RECORD@SatireSquadHQ

Harvard Report: Canada Dumbest Nation Alive Cambridge, MA — In a bombshell 2026 Global Stupidity Index released Tuesday, Harvard researchers crowned Canada the undisputed Dumbest Nation Alive, edging out perennial runners-up like North Korea and California. The report, titled “How One Polite Country Engineered Its Own Lobotomy,” cites a perfect storm of self-inflicted retardation that began the moment Justin Trudeau slithered into power in 2015 and somehow got worse under his banker cosplay successor, Mark Carney. “Canada didn’t just fall — it sprinted face-first into the pavement while apologizing for the sidewalk’s colonial history,” said lead researcher Dr. Harlan McBraindead. “Every metric — economic suicide, cultural brain-melt, demographic replacement — screams ‘we hate ourselves and want to die.’” The Liberals, those tireless champions of DEI quotas, gender fairy tales, and open-border masochism, have turned the once-functional country into a glittering dumpster fire. Mass immigration? Check — cities now resemble failed UN refugee camps where English is optional and taxpayer-funded housing is mandatory. Gender ideology? Check — biological males dominate women’s sports, prisons, and locker rooms while anyone noticing gets hauled before a human rights tribunal for “hate facts.” DEI hiring? Check — competence was quietly retired years ago in favor of checking every box except “qualified.” Voters, described by the study as “the most obviously mentally challenged electorate on Earth,” keep re-electing these clowns with the glassy-eyed devotion of a cult. Why? Because they’ve swallowed the gospel that everything wrong is Donald Trump’s fault. Housing crisis? Trump. Inflation? Trump. Fentanyl zombies in every major city? Trump. The fact Canada has been in economic and cultural free-fall since 2015 is apparently irrelevant — facts are colonial, after all. Enter Mark Carney, the Liberals’ shiny new messiah, elected on a pure platform of Trump Derangement Syndrome. He campaigned as the only adult who could “deal with Trump.” Result? Canada is now the only country on the planet without a new trade deal while even Mexico and the EU walked away with wins. Carney’s big move: more virtue-signaling speeches, more carbon taxes, and more apologies. The Harvard team called it “peak retarded diplomacy.” At press time, Liberal strategists were reportedly drafting a new national slogan: “Sorry, eh? Please keep us stupid.”

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THE OFFICIAL RECORD
THE OFFICIAL RECORD@SatireSquadHQ·
Harvard Report: Canada Dumbest Nation Alive Cambridge, MA — In a bombshell 2026 Global Stupidity Index released Tuesday, Harvard researchers crowned Canada the undisputed Dumbest Nation Alive, edging out perennial runners-up like North Korea and California. The report, titled “How One Polite Country Engineered Its Own Lobotomy,” cites a perfect storm of self-inflicted retardation that began the moment Justin Trudeau slithered into power in 2015 and somehow got worse under his banker cosplay successor, Mark Carney. “Canada didn’t just fall — it sprinted face-first into the pavement while apologizing for the sidewalk’s colonial history,” said lead researcher Dr. Harlan McBraindead. “Every metric — economic suicide, cultural brain-melt, demographic replacement — screams ‘we hate ourselves and want to die.’” The Liberals, those tireless champions of DEI quotas, gender fairy tales, and open-border masochism, have turned the once-functional country into a glittering dumpster fire. Mass immigration? Check — cities now resemble failed UN refugee camps where English is optional and taxpayer-funded housing is mandatory. Gender ideology? Check — biological males dominate women’s sports, prisons, and locker rooms while anyone noticing gets hauled before a human rights tribunal for “hate facts.” DEI hiring? Check — competence was quietly retired years ago in favor of checking every box except “qualified.” Voters, described by the study as “the most obviously mentally challenged electorate on Earth,” keep re-electing these clowns with the glassy-eyed devotion of a cult. Why? Because they’ve swallowed the gospel that everything wrong is Donald Trump’s fault. Housing crisis? Trump. Inflation? Trump. Fentanyl zombies in every major city? Trump. The fact Canada has been in economic and cultural free-fall since 2015 is apparently irrelevant — facts are colonial, after all. Enter Mark Carney, the Liberals’ shiny new messiah, elected on a pure platform of Trump Derangement Syndrome. He campaigned as the only adult who could “deal with Trump.” Result? Canada is now the only country on the planet without a new trade deal while even Mexico and the EU walked away with wins. Carney’s big move: more virtue-signaling speeches, more carbon taxes, and more apologies. The Harvard team called it “peak retarded diplomacy.” At press time, Liberal strategists were reportedly drafting a new national slogan: “Sorry, eh? Please keep us stupid.”
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anyone_want_chips
anyone_want_chips@anyonewantchips·
Hillary Clinton beat Trump by nearly 3M votes, but because of the fucking electoral college Trump won. Scrap the damn electoral college - because every vote should carry the same weight.
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Kirk Lubimov
Kirk Lubimov@KirkLubimov·
Future proofing our oil&gas industry with carbon tax? Apparently, Danielle Smith & Mark Carney agree. Minister of Energy and Natural Resources Tim Hodgson: "The Premier said it is important to have a carbon price so that we can help future-proof the industry in Alberta." What!
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J Smith
J Smith@49inthewild·
@brianlilley $21 for an instant camera and $1,199,900 for Libtard grift.
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Kari Lake War Room
Kari Lake War Room@KariLakeWarRoom·
🚨Swalwell/Gallego 2028 plan thwarted🚨 Out in the swamp, you hear things, and the word around town is that Ruben Gallego told his best friend (and accused serial sexual predator) Swalwell that if Eric won the California governorship, they’d run on a presidential ticket together in 2028.
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Bradshaw
Bradshaw@myabradshaw78·
Well that didn’t take long for Marilyn Gladu to land herself into a major scandal. She did proudly say she was Personally Benefiting from crossing the floor…
Vote Canada@VoteCanadaCom

Marilyn Gladu @MarilynGladuSL Caught In Potential Criminal Bribery Scandal Over Floor Crossing Pork For Projects thedaily.ca/marilyn-gladu-… Marilyn Gladu crossed the floor from the Conservative Party to the Liberal caucus on April 8, 2026. This move brought Prime Minister Mark Carney one seat closer to a functional majority in the House of Commons. Hours after the announcement, Gladu told a local reporter in Sarnia that she had received a call from the office of the Minister of Housing and Infrastructure. The purpose of the call was to discuss all the things the riding of Sarnia Lambton Bkejwanong needed. She stated that her previous requests for funding had gone nowhere while she remained on the opposition benches. She sent a one page list of projects to the minister after her 2025 re election. Those projects aligned with his file but produced no results until she switched parties. Section 119 of the Criminal Code of Canada addresses bribery of judicial officers and others, including members of Parliament. The law states that every one is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding 14 years, who being the holder of a judicial office or being a member of Parliament or of the legislature of a province, directly or indirectly, corruptly accepts, obtains, agrees to accept or attempts to obtain for themselves or another person, any money, valuable consideration, office, place or employment in respect of anything done or omitted or to be done or omitted by them in their official capacity. The same section also makes it an offence for anyone who directly or indirectly, corruptly gives or offers to such a person or to anyone for the benefit of that person, any money, valuable consideration, office, place or employment in respect of anything done or omitted or to be done or omitted by that person in their official capacity. In this situation, the timing raises serious questions under the law. Gladu herself connected the lack of progress on her riding projects to her status as an opposition member. She noted that it is harder to get funding when not on the government benches. She observed that after she crossed the floor, the call from the ministers office arrived immediately. Federal funding for infrastructure, housing and local projects qualifies as valuable consideration that benefits the riding and the member politically. If the prospect or promise of accelerated access to such funds influenced her decision to change her official capacity from opposition critic to government supporter, then the elements of corrupt acceptance or offering could apply. The key legal term is corruptly, which courts assess based on all surrounding circumstances, including public statements and the direct link between party switch and funding discussions. Cabinet denied any pork barreling when opposition members raised the issue in the House of Commons. Gladu later described the floor crossing as the best thing for her riding, for the country and for herself during the Liberal national convention. She had previously supported calls for mandatory byelections when members switch parties. Local reaction in the historically Conservative riding of Sarnia Lambton Bkejwanong included protests outside her constituency office and public expressions of betrayal. The Sarnia mayor urged a byelection to let voters decide. Gladu maintained that no explicit offer was made but her own words tied improved government support directly to her new status on the government side. This case fits a pattern where discretionary federal funding programs give ministers significant leeway. Such programs can appear to reward political alignment rather than follow strict merit based criteria. Data on past infrastructure allocations has shown variations in how funds flow to government held ridings versus opposition ones across different administrations. While governments defend targeted spending as legitimate constituent service, the optics of a swift ministerial call right after a defection fuel public suspicion. Few prosecutions under section 119 have targeted members of Parliament for matters involving pork barreling. Most similar controversies end in political debate, ethics reviews or Auditor General findings rather than criminal charges. The threshold for proving corrupt intent remains high and requires evidence such as internal communications or clear conditional promises. The Gladu situation highlights how concentrated power over billions in discretionary spending invites questions about accountability. Her constituents and the broader public deserve full disclosure of all communications between her office and the ministers office regarding projects before and after April 8, 2026. An independent review or formal complaint to authorities could examine whether the facts meet the legal test under section 119. Without such scrutiny, trust in the system continues to erode regardless of which party holds power.

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Scott Robertson
Scott Robertson@sarobertsonca·
Rona Ambrose says that since the Harper government, Canada has been “in an economic decline.”
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The Real Mr Bench
The Real Mr Bench@therealmrbench·
Marc Miller just tabled draft regulations to force French into private businesses. Banks. Telecom. Airlines. Starting in Quebec... then expanding into other regions. Not public sector. Private companies. Context: These rules would require employees: • to work in French • businesses to operate in French • customers to be served in French. Applies to federally regulated companies. This is an expansion of federal control into how private businesses operate.
Marc Miller ᐅᑭᒫᐃᐧᐅᓃᐸᐄᐧᐤᐃᔨᐣ Mikotsikaa@MarcMillerVM

I tabled today the draft regulations that will guarantee workers and consumers the right to work and receive services in French, while clarifying the responsibilities of federally regulated private businesses.   We are taking action to protect French across the country.

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Steven MacKinnon
Steven MacKinnon@stevenmackinnon·
Nous allons bâtir le train à grande vitesse, créer des emplois tout en utilisant des matériaux canadiens et faire avancer ce projet à toute vitesse. 🇨🇦
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Texas 🇺🇸
Texas 🇺🇸@MustangMan_TX·
How long before Swalwell is served divorce papers?
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J Smith
J Smith@49inthewild·
@AmericanMama According to a poll between her and beet brain biden
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Molly Pitcher
Molly Pitcher@AmericanMama·
Kamala is lying, or she was lied to. 🤣
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