Not not Matt Damon's PR Rep

@RepMTG @elonmusk you can sell Twitter now. Officially the dumbest thing has been said so nothing else left to do.

Now there are 3. “99 red balloons Floating in the summer sky Panic bells, it's red alert There's something here from somewhere else The war machine springs to life Opens up one eager eye Focusing it on the sky The 99 red balloons go by..” youtu.be/hiwgOWo7mDc

@SebGorka Guess she should have complied with the officer then.

Her name is Ashli Babbitt. She was an unarmed Air Force veteran. She was murdered two years ago today by Lt. Michael Byrd. #TheRealJ6

@ScottWamplerBMD You can go suck a fuck Nancy.

BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi doing an exceptionally emo cover of "Mad World" on the steps of the Supreme Court, instantly uniting the country and indeed the world.

@Zigmanfreud @kadybug00 @RonFilipkowski Thank you for your brave stance of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ when it comes to dealing with school shootings

@kadybug00 @RonFilipkowski But there is no possible way to do that remotely objectively.

MAGA hero, actor Jon Voigt, goes off the rails on them after the Uvalde school shooting: “There should be proper qualifications for gun ownership. Proper testing. One should only own a gun if they’re qualified and schooled.”

@mwells2191 @JenaFriedman Ok bot

I got so much shit for this in 2016 and look where we are… Comedian Jena Friedman: 'Anyone Not Voting For Hillary At This Point Is An Idiot, Misogynist, Or Racist' - Gothamist gothamist.com/arts-entertain…

@tedcruz It's really not the time to make this political.

We can and MUST do more to protect our kids. To increase security at our schools. And I’ve REPEATEDLY introduced legislation to do just that.

@tedcruz Why don't you actually do something useful you weasely cunt?

Heidi & I are fervently lifting up in prayer the children and families in the horrific shooting in Uvalde. We are in close contact with local officials, but the precise details are still unfolding. Thank you to heroic law enforcement & first responders for acting so swiftly.

If @elonmusk is true to his word about @Twitter being no holds barred free speech, then I personally can't wait to be a malicious cunt to @LeaderMcConnell until the day he fucking dies 😘

@TrackRivals Be on the lookout (because if you don't try hard you'll miss it!).

Looks like the inside of that mask smell like clam chowder and the inside of that coat covered in dried jizz

@TomFitton Maybe she should have just complied with the officer and dealt with it through the court system

US Capitol Police officer shot and killed Ashli Babbitt for no good reason

@VyceVictus The government needs to be put out of its misery, and if Liam Neeson is the man to do it then so be it

Can Liam Neeson Finally Kill The Government??? We'll find out this February when he stars in I AINT TOO OLD TO WHOOP YO ASS

@GovAbbott @TexasDSHS @TDEM I dunno Greg, sounds a lot like socialism to me. Maybe you should leverage that big TX economy, some thoughts and prayers, and pull yourself up by your fucking boot straps. Take some personal responsibility, y'all love to talk about that. God bless 🙏

The State of Texas has submitted requests for federally-supported COVID-19 testing sites, medical personnel, and increased monoclonal antibody allocations. More info: bit.ly/32VgaVK @TexasDSHS @TDEM

@Traen857 @VyceVictus Holy fuck, that is a movie pitch.

Has anyone from the Serious Actor bracket been in a movie with someone from the Action Icon bracket? There’s probably an obvious one I’m forgetting

@VyceVictus Fuck that! I don't like people playing on my phone!

“Quit playing on my phone!”

@TrackRivals Listen here mother fucker I don't like that you don't like that they like something and I'm NOT going to keep it to myself.

@rjohnson200 @MorbidEmperor @Wrenbulldawg @Ohdaneit @charliekirk11

@MorbidEmperor @Wrenbulldawg @Ohdaneit @charliekirk11 Well the states around it don't have the gun problems Chicago does, even though they have weaker gun laws

214—The number of kids who have died from COVID throughout the entire United States in 2021 261—The number of kids who have been shot in the city of Chicago alone in 2021 Stop worrying about getting “shots in kids’ arms,” start worrying about kids getting shot in the streets.

@TrackRivals @Conspirapops Are we sure that @TrackRivals isn't just Fred Durst? Never seen them in the same room and conveniently he's not going to the Limp Bizkit show anymore...

Rewatching the Matrix trilogy and my two hot takes on Reloaded are that Laurence Fishburn fucks, and that the least believable part is a police crown vic keeping up with a Ducati.