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@mjfree Fake like you

Another fake assassination attempt at the correspondents dinner???

The left-wing terrorists try again at the White House correspondents dinner. Liberals are domestic terrorists.P

@Analyst_G What did Pelosi do?

How nice…

@joeroganhq @JudithT7890987 lol

RFK Jr: "If you look at the studies of the Pfizer vaccine…the people who got the vaccine had a 23% higher death rate from all causes." Bill Maher: "But that could be the disease itself." RFK Jr: "Then the vaccine doesn’t work, does it?"

@Ersin0X @MAGA_X_Times Mandatory five years in jail

A woman damaged a store after her payment card was declined while attempting to make a purchase. 🥲

@c0uldntresist @litldov1 @MrPitbull07 False

@litldov1 @MrPitbull07 I don’t even want to humor this post but if he died of some quick and horrible sickness, the odds are higher that he *wasn’t*

He was celebrating a win on the baseball field… smiling, healthy, full of life. Hours later, he was gone. Maddox Graser was a sophomore at Wooster High School. A dedicated athlete. A teammate who had just helped his team secure a big victory. Nothing seemed wrong. No warning. Then, later that same evening, Maddox suddenly became severely ill at home. What started as sickness escalated fast. He was rushed to the hospital, then life-flighted to Akron Children’s in Ohio as his condition worsened. In a matter of hours, everything changed. His family went from cheering him on, to standing beside him in the Pediatric ICU, praying for a miracle. Now, they are mourning a loss no one saw coming. The school describes Maddox as “an outstanding student, athlete, and friend”… someone deeply loved by his classmates and teammates. There are still no clear answers. Just shock and heartbreak. We’ve been asked to please lift Maddox’s family up. Pray for his parents, who are trying to make sense of how a normal day turned into this. Pray for his teammates and friends, who were just celebrating with him. He was only 17. RIP.

@SchmittNYC Is she dressed up for Halloween?

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@NicHulscher @P_McCulloughMD Many of us knew this would happen years ago

The U.S. government just confirmed MULTIPLE MAJOR CANCERS SURGED in young Americans during the mass mRNA injection campaign. BRAIN TUMORS: +19.5% COLON/RECTAL CANCER: +19.4% SMALL INTESTINE CANCER: +15.5% OVARIAN CANCER: +12.8% STOMACH CANCER: +7.3% BREAST CANCER: +3.6% @CarlHigbie @NEWSMAX

What the hell is wrong with her face? Probably too many vaccines.

@WallStreetApes Then take the cheaper flight. Why are you complaining?

Southwest airlines is robbing Americans blind after a hedge fund bought a large holding in the company - A regular ticket non-stop ticket from Indianapolis to Cancun with Southwest is $2,042.45 - This exact same trip on American Airlines in First Class is hundreds cheaper Elliott Investment Management, an activist hedge fund bought a large stake worth $2.9 billion in Southwest Elliott pushed for major changes including leadership shifts, ending free checked bags, assigned seating (rolled out 2026), premium seating, and other profit-focused moves Southwest added Elliott-backed directors to the board

@dom_lucre Her?

🔥🚨RECENT: WNBA Star Brittney Griner uploaded this video of her reflecting on the day she got drafted to the league while holding her new child.

@DanProft @almostjingo Blue City

The picture below is of the suspect in custody for allegedly shooting two Chicago police officers today. What I'm hearing... The suspect was arrested for armed robbery and complained of chest pains once in custody. He was transported directly to Swedish Hospital. Once at the hospital while getting a CAT scan he shot two cops on the hospital detail. There are conflicting accounts as to whether it was a bad search or the suspect was able to gain control of one of the officers' guns. The suspect fled the hospital and was apprehended about a block away hiding in a back yard. The gun and his hospital gown were recovered. Both officers were shot in the head and are in critical condition. Another episode of what life in Chicago looks like after civilization has been abandoned.

@Dapper_Det @mrddmia @GovPritzker @ChicagosMayor @GovPritzker nice!!

🚨SCUM: 5-hours since 2 Chicago Police Officers were gunned down by a naked felon, 1 cop is dead and the other fighting for his life—crickets from @GovPritzker & @ChicagosMayor.

@TechLayoffLover Not needed

**ADOBE JUST MURDERED 2,800 CREATORS WHILE FEEDING THEIR WORK TO FIREFLY AI AND POSTING $20.4 BILLION REVENUE TO BUILD THE ROBOT THAT REPLACES THEM** 2,800 people. 5% of their workforce. Executed March 10th across Creative Cloud, Experience Cloud, and Document Cloud divisions. These were the designers, video editors, and creative technologists who built the tools that millions of artists depend on CEO Shantanu Narayen pocketed $31.6 million last year while planning this execution Here's the sick fucking part: Adobe is training Firefly on user-generated content from Creative Cloud. Every Photoshop file, every After Effects project, every Premiere timeline - all feeding the AI that just eliminated 2,800 jobs I'm hearing they're backfilling 40% of those roles with offshore contractors in Bangalore who can prompt-engineer Firefly faster than the Americans they just fired Stock jumped 12% on the news because Wall Street loves when you automate your own customer base out of existence Sources saying Adobe's internal roadmap shows 60% workforce reduction by Q4 2027 as Firefly becomes "fully autonomous creative suite" The company that democratized digital creativity just automated away the creators Your Photoshop subscription is literally funding the robot army that's coming for every creative professional in America If you work in design, video, or digital marketing, you're not a customer anymore You're training data

@unusual_whales What did Nancy do?

BREAKING: Trump bought at least $51 million in bonds in March

@TechLayoffLover Omg. How will Microsoft survive?

**MICROSOFT JUST BUTCHERED 10,000 WORKERS TO FUND SATYA NADELLA'S $80 BILLION OPENAI MERGER WHILE POSTING $245 BILLION REVENUE AND FORCING SURVIVORS TO TRAIN THEIR AI REPLACEMENTS** 10,000 people. Executed across Azure, Windows, and Xbox divisions. 8% workforce deletion to "optimize for AI integration" Same quarter Microsoft posted $245 billion in revenue. Up 15% year over year. Satya Nadella made $48.4 million last year while planning this massacre Sources saying the layoffs specifically targeted senior engineers who opposed the OpenAI integration roadmap I'm hearing badge deactivations happened during mandatory "AI readiness training" sessions where workers were literally teaching GPT-4 to do their jobs The sick part: Microsoft is requiring remaining engineers to document their workflows "for knowledge transfer to automated systems" Translation: write your own execution orders Meanwhile Nadella just closed the $80 billion OpenAI acquisition using cash freed up from the layoffs 10,000 Americans making $180K median got replaced by API calls that cost $0.002 per token Word is they're planning another 15,000 cuts by September once the AI models finish training on the deleted workers' code repositories If you work at Microsoft right now you're not an employee You're a training dataset with benefits that expire the moment the model converges

@shipwreckedcrew True. The outright lying is the problem.

Can we stop with the Russini and Vrabel nonsense??? It seems that there is an abundance of evidence that a personal relationship began while she was covering the Titans and he was the head coach. That seems to have continued over time while both have been married, and each changed jobs. Now it has been exposed to the public, and the question is whether they end the affair or they end their respective marriages to be together. Happens -- millions of times? -- everywhere every year. Enough already.

@stoolpresidente Kinda like Vrabel?

This girl can cry me a fucking river. You knowingly fucked a married man with kids. You can’t now cry woe is me.

@gregkellyusa What a retarded take

Everyone needs to LIGHTEN UP on this Coach VRABEL situation, Including Coach VRABEL. He went into the Locker Room and “apologized” to the team? Half of the NFL are drunk drivers, thugs and Gangstas. The Coach’s “crime”? POSSIBLY Hooking Up with some Girl SIX years ago. The coach needs to tell “The Patriots Community” to GET REAL and leave him alone!

@WEEI @_ChrisCurtis lol. WEEI loves cheaters. Hey Vrabel, how’s that spare bedroom? Also, can we do a paternity test for her son Michael?

Congratulations to Chris Curtis on 10 years of sobriety! @_ChrisCurtis