nadir

@goatmcfresh @NarcSydePhil LMFAO 'easy $1000' and it's two anon donos for $400 🤣🤣🤣

@NarcSydePhil He is absolutely crushing it today, it’s gonna be an easy $1000 stream cause he started by setting the haters straight

DSP has opened like 6 packs so far and the initial investment of the entire box is now paid for. The remaining 30 packs at $50 each are now profit. Oh, and he's keeping all the cards.

@NeverDive10 @InAnOtterPlace Don't forget everything he orders from Amazon is immediately put on Klarna installments and written off on taxes, then thrown onto the evergrowing hoard of shit in a spare room. Meanwhile he pulls and pulls and pulls on WWEC. Fucker is a MESS.

@InAnOtterPlace At this point I’m not even sure it’s accurate to say he has zero liquidity, as that would imply he has assets elsewhere. He’s literally scrambling from Kick check to PayPal tip, to AdSense check. There is nothing else, and it’s all gone before the next one comes.

January 2025 while Phil was getting a huge amount of money, he couldn't afford to pay Darziak maybe 100 bucks while spending money on shit for himself

@poems_past Hahahahaha everyone got his autistic ass rattled so bad that chair became a hitachi magic wand.

Dsp turns the simple question “what weight machine did you get” in to a 2 minute odyssey that ends with no definitive answer

@from_kaos @osrs_pot @poems_past The fuck is he doing? Does he have a tic or some shit?

@osrs_pot @poems_past Not only is he behind the curve with collecting "PoLkuhmaahn" cards (That's all he took from the fagapounders doc BTW. Collecting FKN cards) of which he knows fk all about. Now his poti for killing said cards with gloves too? My pops always said, never intuupte a fool.

“Is this the rare?” I don’t even care about Pokémon and even I know what this card is 😂

@poems_past Bahahahahahaha I want munny NAO! GIMME MUNNY RITE NAO!!! NO POKEMON STREAMS I WANT IT NAO!!!

Pokémon card “unpackings” are now for every stream regardless of game. The rules: - give $50 or more - tell him you want cards Funny…earlier today he was saying he only has 36 packs so they had to be limited to Pokémon streams 🤔🤔🤔

@Inemity @M1das_OW2 @DiscussingFilm Idk dude your mother's blow will be pretty hard to beat

@M1das_OW2 @DiscussingFilm Wait til you find out how lighting in dark rooms works. Your mind will be blown.

First look at Wan Shi Tong in ‘AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER’ Season 2.

@GmbrX145 @SayAardwolf @PlatPlatagain @poems_past >looks at his page Nah, just a random retard.

@SayAardwolf @PlatPlatagain @poems_past Think he might be a dent

Dsp could have gotten Forza free like everyone else but he didn’t do it! Instead he paid extra to play Lego Batman early

@poems_past Yes piggy, everyone in your life lies and uses and deceives you. Everyone's out to hurt poor old innocent you. Couldn't have happened to a less deserving person, woe is you, for the entire world revolves around you. Go fuck yourself.

Dsp had big plans for his day off but the weatherman lied saying they would have bad thunderstorms so they sat at home watching travel and food vloggers and listened to music

@MeowBlocks Chris Chan has been going on for longer. And he definitely cracks top 10, even top 5 depending on who you ask. So even in trying to appear levelheaded he's wrong on both accounts.

I love that he believes this.

@RetroChaman @Pumao_X Not at all shocked to see a dogshit fucking take from a sped like you. Go fist a cow in your dogass 3rd world shithole mud you witless animal

@Pumao_X Super Mario 64 -> Mejores gráficos, mejor jugabilidad, mejor BSO... El pobre Crash bandicoot -> solo fue relevante porque SONY pagaba a la prensa para promocionar su consola y era el único juego medianamente aceptable que tenía.

@MeowBlocks Neck should be way thinner, missing the shitty greying goatee, as well as the jew hook nose.

@turkportreleri @yogeshtwet They typically pick retards who pay for Twitter and go through them on a list sorted via country, and Turdkey is at the bottom where it belongs. Unfortunately this means you'll be waiting a while. Look at the bright side though, you'll be the first actual chimpanzee in space.

@yogeshtwet Astronotlar zeka seviyesi düşük insanlar arasından mı seçiliyor?

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)

@Y5vA1Owu8ekhySl @paper_zombie @ShouldHaveRabit 'I'm a teenager' we can tell. And thanks to Google translate, we can tell you're a fucking retard as well.

@paper_zombie @ShouldHaveRabit だとしても、うさぎはストレスで簡単に死んでしまう生き物です。 それをした事でうさぎが死んでしまうと、普通の大人なら先を読めるでしょうに。 私は10代の子供なのに、それくらい安易に分かりますが、わからない人は頭が悪いです

@GamingRct @RSGabe1 What the actual fuck are you talking about

@RSGabe1 Tired of whinners , crybabies and the "politically ill" LARPing as gamers to come up with the most backwards ass reasons to try and "Gamer activist" in having their way. (since month leading upto and after the Switch 2 launch...when its just these 3. 🤣🤣🤣

What is your most CONTROVERSIAL Switch 2 take?

@Verliswolf @NintendoAmerica Wow a real goy in the wild, this is so exciting

@NintendoAmerica I love how formal Japanese companies are

On May 27, My Nintendo Store will change its name to Nintendo Store. There will be no changes to the content of the service. nintendo.com/us/store/

@Grxit Couldn't care less what this retarded animal thinks of his own 'destiny' when he's been sitting in front of a screen for 17 years uninterrupted begging retards for their govt checks. He'll die in that musty fucking room.

"I dictate my own destiny." - DarksydePhil

@GarbageHuman24 He didn't actually die but yeah it's a terrible idea to sip Jeet juice.

@Khatspergers This whole 'pretending to be self-aware' bit he's been on lately is insufferable. We know him as a lolcow who fapped on camera and went bankrupt after investing an entire mortgage on sweaty men jpegs. Nobody out here thinks he's become a troll mastermind overnight.

HUH?????? What the fuck is he talking about lmao. Who the fuck cares about this shit game lmao

@Craftyavg586 @papayathebun @kawoshiki 1) Games that originally failed being remade to realize their fullest potential is a great idea. 2) SF64 is essentially a remake of SNES SF. That game in turn was redone/remastered 3 times. This would make SF26 the 4th rehash of the same game. Off by one, but still ridiculous.

Gonna see if this one is actually good

@Med1_D1v3r What do you mean you hate the ultra accurate infinite range piece of shit that never stops moving even when vulnerable spots are exposed, clips through itself and has completely unbreakable weapons?

Worst enemy in HD2