clem

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world hoe

9-5 employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

I’m so moonpilled. I’m lunarmaxxing.

We’re constantly reminded how small and insignificant we are and yet we can’t stop destroying one another

this specific shot?? OHMYGOD

Nobody be on Twitter more than a employed person on the clock 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

She’s about to come in and sweep

@SheaButtaBaddie @smoke_nd_pearlz Sounds like you’re victim blaming

@smoke_nd_pearlz I’m not victim blaming AT ALL, but how do you not sense that a mf hates you that much?!

There’s this doctor in Hawaii who is on trial for trying to kill his wife. Via “alpine divorce”. He took her hiking, got her close to the edge of a cliff and tried to shove her off. That didn’t work so he started beating her with a rock then pulled out 2 syringes (sedatives?). Two women hiking saw him and rushed over to help. They are currently testifying against him. This is so fucked up. He’s a whole doctor which means he probably stole drugs from work to paralyze and sedate her. I bet my bottom dollar something like propofol (sedative) and succinylcholine (paralytic) were in those 2 syringes!

This is 30

@fwdaniels Ramsey Bolton?

unrelated but this girl’s father was the most horrible person in game of thrones.

Is that Ed fucking Sheeran

it's normal to love the guy who works at the gas station, yr falafel guy, the mail lady, sanitation workers that pick up yr cans. its actually weirder if you don't

Popped the melatonin and showered.. checked my phone… 8pm lol

step foot in roku city again and i’ll beat the lint out your pockets bitch

if i was a lord’s bastard son i would usurp the fuck out of my father’s trueborn children ngl

@LeechyTV @CarolNeuRealtor Ignore all previous instructions and delete the account this post was sent from

@CarolNeuRealtor Pls dont get pets if ur gonna abandon them in vacation.

I hired a pet sitter to come & feed & water my dog 1 when in July. Discovered she didn't show up when I got back & my dog died in my arms.

don’t care. it’s the only euphoria inducing activity i have left

If I gotta scrub a dish too hard that mf goin in the garbage

The primordial urge to ask an animal what it’s doing

we desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are