Smoke me a kipper

@MartinKnight_ So good, I owned it twice.

My favourite car - a Ford Sierra 4 x 4

@AutoBant On my bucket list.

If you didn’t visit Reims-Gueux, did you even drive through France? 🇫🇷 #RoadTrip

@CI5BDC All long gone now.

45 Years Ago Today ep SPY PROBE - uncredited Dave Holland playing the #milkman on location The Master Brewer Hotel, Western Avenue , #hillingdon #middlesex Friday 15th of May 1981 #theprofessionals

@BBlues100 What are they expecting middle aged Brits to be armed with?

This can’t be for tomorrows protest this has to be a joke, you don’t see this for a Palestine 🇵🇸 protest do you

@GeorgeCochrane1 Harry was pleased with his attempt to buy a car with camouflage.

Today's #FrenchCarFriday #Renault Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses

@BestMovieMom Moore and Brosnan were already very well known and to a degree was Dalton.

The next Bond should be an unknown, not a tabloid face. Cavill, Pattinson, Idris, and Aaron Taylor Johnson all carry too much baggage. Connery, Moore, and Craig were all relative unknowns. The franchise has historically launched its lead, not borrowed one.

@HardwickRalph @OctaneJames Officially SP 250?

@OctaneJames Daimler Dart

@Togetherdec How long before I can't boil the kettle?

NET ZERO: UK tumble dryer 'ban' coming soon Net Zero is making us colder, poorer and our lives worse It needs to go

@GeorgeCochrane1 Hillman for me.

Herald, Triumph Herald... Reserved.

@FilmsQuirky Starsky and Hutch?

#QuirkyFilmQuestion 🤔 Can you guess the film / TV show that this fictitious Police Department features in. Show your fandom by naming a prominent officer from it's ranks. #PoliceDepartmentBadge #FilmX #TVX 📺📽️🎬 Extra 'Quirky Kudos' points for gif/video answers 😀

@GeorgeCochrane1 "You told me that all the Italian cars rusted because they used cheap Russian steel! Surely this is going to be worse"?

"Do you miss your MGB, Eric?"

@GeorgeCochrane1 MK1 Capri.

1300GT, Austin 1300GT... Reserved.

@MarkHeath45 How long before police officers refuse to get involved any more?

Could anyone please explain to me, how a decision of guilty has not been made within one minute, based on the whole fecking thing was on camera?? Am i alone on this? 🥴😩🥴😩 ABSOLUTE BS!

@GeorgeCochrane1 "Let me stop you there. It's not a Little Tikes car".

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@shouq_al90149 3

Pyschological test : what does your choice of table seat reveal about your personality ??

@GeorgeCochrane1 "Eric, my eyes are up here".

"Do you miss your MGB, Eric?"

@GeorgeCochrane1 No, definitely the Capri.

144, Volvo 144... Reserved.

@BettyBoochichi2 Is that not the point of mounted police?

Police have been accused of using their horses as “weapons” as chaos erupted following Bradford City’s play-off game at Bolton, with a police officer left seriously injured. Greater Manchester Police (GMP) revealed that the Force is assessing a complaint made in relation to the weekend’s policing. One horrified mum told the T&A how her tearful daughter was nearly knocked to the floor when a mounted police officer rode his horse into the crowds. The Bantams lost 1-0 at Bolton Wanderers in the first leg of their EFL League One play-off semi-final on Saturday, with the game kicking off at 8pm. Just over 2,000 supporters travelled across the Pennines for the weekend’s fixture and tempers flared as fans emerged from Bolton’s Toughsheet Community Stadium after the game, at about 10pm. GMP, who have jurisdiction in Bolton, said at the weekend that a 51-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of affray and a 46-year-old man was detained on suspicion of assaulting an emergency worker. A number of fans have since reached out to the Telegraph & Argus and raised concerns about the policing of the match. Declan Holmes, a lifelong Bantams supporter, attended the game and claims “police caused all the problems on Saturday night”. He said: “They were using their horses as weapons and abusing every ounce of authority they had.” Claire Hickey, a 42-year-old school teacher from Eccleshill, took her 11-year-old daughter Scarlett to the match, as she does for every Bradford City game. She claimed even before the crunch tie mounted police were “reckless in their actions, riding into oncoming traffic and screaming at traffic when they were the ones who were clearly not in control of their animals.” Police allegedly used horses as "weapons" to separate Bolton Wanderers and Bradford City supporters after their play-off match at the weekend. This came to a head when video footage seemingly showed one officer on horseback stepping on another officer who was either detaining or tending to somebody lying on the ground. It drew gasps from those who were watching nearby, with one fan remarking, “they’re knocking each other out now”. GMP revealed today that an officer was seriously injured on the night after being kicked in the head by someone while making an arrest. Both Declan and Claire raised a lack of segregation as the two sets of fans left the ground as a major issue. Declan said: “No segregation after the game, just let all the fans mix, then decided to jump in with their horses to split up instead of creating a segregation from the off.” Claire said all fans were “mixed together” and “for the most part, there were no problems” until police got involved. She added: “I have brought my children up to have the utmost respect for the police force and for the job they do, but last night I think that all went out the window when one male on horseback nearly knocked my daughter to the floor.” Claire claimed mounted officers rode horses into the fans to try to separate them. She said: “One gentleman, an older gentleman, on his own, told the policeman to stop treating his horse like a weapon, he was not abusive nor threatening in his comment or manner, but the police man took offence and drove his horse into him knocking my daughter sideways and frightening her to tears in the process.” At the coach park, Claire saw a supporter who was fighting and then tackled by the police. She said he was thrown to the floor and then five other police officers got involved physically, which she said "was completely unnecessary and obviously riled those around.” Claire added: “While I am not saying that the Bradford City fans were without fault, they were definitely not the raging hooligans they were made out to be.” A spokesperson for GMP said: “Officers working at the Bolton Wanderers vs Bradford City match at the weekend arrested two people following an altercation outside the ground.” Continued…

@HJB_News__ God help us!

David Lammy has said tonight he’ll be entering the Labour leadership race. What are your thoughts?

@GeorgeCochrane1 "What are the odds? Both breaking down at the same time".

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