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Adam Carolla: "The 2 biggest tells from the ret*rds on the left is Kennedy Jr. and Elon Musk. That's how I know you guys are lying and you have Trump Derangement Syndrome and we never have to f*cking listen to you ever again."

“If I go and tell everyone about it then there’s no longer a Surprise, Right?.” Didn’t have Pearl Harbor on my Bingo card today.

THEY NEVER THOUGHT SHE WOULD LOSE. NOW THEY ALL LOSE.🌹

News out today that the ODNI (via Tulsi Gabbard) testified that voting machines from Puerto Rico ("P.R.") have been seized for investigation and are being stored in a secure ODNI location. I looked it up, and P.R. uses Dominion election technology. Now, I mention that b/c one of the interesting things about our snatch & grab of Nicolás Maduro, especially around reports that he's turning state's evidence related to the use of Venezuela's Smartmatic voting technology, is that the company doesn't have a large footprint in the US. Well, that is outside of LA County. *Keep in mind that LA County is the largest county in the US, clocking in at 10 million people, making it more populous than 40 US states, so it's not small potatoes. Additionally, its tech enjoys widespread use globally, meaning the fallout will include election fraud in countries around the world. Now, back to P.R. and their use of Dominion election technology. Dominion is the largest election tech company operating in the US (under the brand name 'Liberty Vote), and is being used by 27 states (and P.R.). This implies that the reach of the investigation casts a much wider net than just the testimony Maduro can provide, specific to Smartmatic's use in the United States. We approached P.R. because the request (which they agreed to) provided for a smooth transfer of the hardware, since there are no sovereign-state power barriers. And for this reason, no lawsuits, injunction requests, temporary restraining orders, or court challenges were filed to block, delay, or contest the handover. The ODNI was undertaking this investigation on the down low, away from prying eyes and the attention it would have otherwise drawn. This is pertinent because the handover occurred in May, 2025, and the public didn't find out about it until Feb 2026. Had the request for the hardware/software been adjudicated in US courts, the investigation would have been known about the better part of a year earlier. Now ask yourself, do you think that was just a case of happenstance that this route was taken, or does that look/sound more like a tactical decision to move forward in what amounts to 'stealth mode' from a legal perspective? I ask b/c if that's the case, the implication is that the investigation is massive and nationwide—hence the strategic decision to employ this end-around to obfuscate the investigation's existence until it could be revealed. If true, we're now close to go time for indictments to drop.

Five Members of Sex Trafficking Ring Sentenced to Nearly 120 Years in Prison “Today’s lengthy sentences reflect the heinous and depraved conduct of the defendants, who abused numerous women and girls for years,” said Assistant Attorney General A. Tysen Duva of @DOJCrimDiv. “The Department of Justice is committed to rooting out sex trafficking in the United States, seeking lengthy sentences for perpetrators and obtaining restitution for survivors so they can rebuild their lives. I thank the prosecutors and law enforcement who tirelessly pursued what was right and brought this case to a just conclusion.” 🔗: justice.gov/opa/pr/five-me…

Hello @danawhite, We Iranians remember when you tried to save Iranian wrestler Navid Afkari. You even reached out to President @realDonaldTrump to stop his execution. Back then, I launched a campaign to boycott the this murderous regime, Millions of Iranians were crying out for help to remove this regime. But no one truly listened. And now… it’s happening again. Today, another young wrestler, just 19, has been executed. Three protesters were hanged today and hundreds are on death row right now. I speak to families, parents terrified their children will be next. We are running out of time.We need your voice again. Please don’t stay silent. No human rights = no real sport.💔

An F-18 landing on an aircraft carrier via a cockpit view is the video that you needed to see but didn’t know about.

When you remember that the Rothschilds funded both sides of every major war and created the state of Israel, that Israel has a history of arming Iran, and that Obama aided Iran’s nuclear program while giving Israel more aid than any president in history.

This morning, federal and local law enforcement arrested 10 defendants—eight in Los Angeles County and two foreign nationals—charged in a 15-count indictment with stealing the identities of elderly victims, using that information to obtain title reports for residential properties, then soliciting millions of dollars in hard-money loans from private lenders by falsely representing the loans as secured by the victims’ properties. These arrests are the tip of the iceberg in terms of the fraud permeating California. Under the leadership of @AGPamBondi, we will target rampant fraud committed against the government and private citizens alike. The defendants arrested in L.A. County are scheduled to make their initial appearance and be arraigned this afternoon in U.S. District Court in downtown Los Angeles. Those arrested in Sacramento and Florida will make their initial appearances in federal court there. The wire fraud and money laundering counts each carry a 20-year statutory maximum federal prison sentence, and the aggravated identity theft charge carries a mandatory consecutive two-year prison sentence. All defendants are presumed innocent until proven guilty in court.

Did you catch that anons? “TIPPY TOP” Within 17 seconds, President Trump says our Military is “Tippy Top”, and Scott Bessent was Central Casting Drop a 🐸 if you know rumble.com/v77c8pc-trump-…

A 1975 Big Wheel commercial.

Japanese actor Hiroyuki Sanada spoke about the contradictions of human nature: “Some people dream of having a swimming pool at home, while those who have one hardly ever use it. Those who have lost a loved one feel a profound sense of loss, while others often complain about their living relatives. Those without a partner long for one, while those who have one often don't appreciate it. The hungry would give anything for a meal, while the satiated complain about the taste of their food. Those without a car dream of owning one, while those who have a car are always looking for a better one.” The key to happiness is gratitude: truly seeing and appreciating what we already have, and understanding that somewhere, someone would give anything for what we take for granted.

Today, in Iran, in the middle of a war, the regime executed a 19-year-old national wrestling champion for the crime of joining January protests. 💔 After signaling to the world, including President @realDonaldTrump, that they would halt executions of protesters, the regime has done the exact opposite. Three young protesters, Saleh Mohammadi, Mehdi Ghasemi, and Saeed Davoudi, were hanged in Qom after a sham trial. Reports indicate torture. Forced confessions. No access to chosen lawyers. Closed-door proceedings. No right to appeal. I call on @GlobalAthleteHQ to stand with Iranian athletes who are being silenced, imprisoned, and executed simply for raising their voices. This is not just about sports. This is about human dignity.

Retarded quote of the day 🏅

ICE BUSTS RIVERSIDE SEX TRAFFICKING OPERATION, RESCUES TWO CHILDREN ICE @HSI_HQ in Riverside, CA, arrested U.S. citizen Shannon Devon Hilt and RESCUED TWO CHILD VICTIMS he allegedly SEX TRAFFICKED throughout Southern California and Las Vegas. He now faces federal sex trafficking charges, thanks to ICE @HSILosAngeles special agents’ dedicated work on Operation Safe Return — the operation that rescued 37 missing children and nabbed seven suspects. Your guess is as good as ours as to why ICE HSI is not mentioned in the California AG’s press release: oag.ca.gov/news/press-rel…

That was funny 😂

Republican congressman asks police chief if he would enforce gun confiscation. What happened next is unbelievable.

“Where do you keep your Oscar? I mean your Blockbuster Entertainment Award.” BETWEEN TWO FERNS (2014) BRUCE WILLIS — 71 Candles 🎂 today — brilliantly allowing Zach Galifianakis to send up him something rotten. What a great sport.

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