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@esidery #tomdumdum

The Trail Blazers have laid off over 50 long-term team employees today, including some from their media team, as new owner Tom Dundon implements more cost-cutting measures on the franchise. Dundon is also still exploring hiring a head coach for the cheapest possible salary.

@DefiantLs @ChadinRipCity No mustard or ketchup…literally out there rawdogging

Costco CEO is going viral: “The $1.50 price will not change as long as I’m around”

@marcuslemonis I was out of work for 6months last year, can’t seem to catch back up. But, at the end of the day family is heathy, and I have a job now. #ImTheLuckyOne #happyrenday

$5,000 to pay you bills. #ImTheLuckyOne #happyrenday I’ll pick one. RT And tell me why

@indicatorfn Hi…just once pick me

@nicol_eashley @indicatorfn Bills , bills , bills, cause I need a break from work, work, work

@indicatorfn Pick me for once

@CaveManVampire @Deb_RaiderLady @orleansway I think his name is Tyrone….

@Deb_RaiderLady @orleansway The more interesting part of this is thinking about naming a kid “Mugsy” and wishing more kids were named that today.

@BrickCenter_ @SHAQ He also beats women…

Jason Kidd went OFF on reporters: “I don’t give a F*CK what you guys write because you guys have never played the game. I build players, so I know what the f*ck I’m doing."

@LukaUpdates Flopped on himself

Luka Dončić hurts himself by hitting his head into a rim while dunking IG/bzfilms83

@HustleBitch_ The worst part is googling for the answer and not using the calculator to figure it out.

🚨 THE TIP SCREEN IS LYING - AND IT KNOWS YOU WON’T CHECK A woman eating at Dave & Buster's pulls out her phone and films the checkout screen after a $158 bill. “So the bill is $158 and this is 20%,” she says. “But when we do it on our calculations, it’s $31.60.” Her calculator shows $31.60. The screen shows $44.38. Then she points back at the screen. “Hmm…” “And now they’re saying $20 is 9%?” Is this a glitch… or are tip screens quietly inflating numbers because most people won’t check?

@truthpole Tell one of mine to lay off the snacks please…

🚨 Alex Collier, a former US Army officer, is disseminating unsettling information regarding the simultaneous presence of the human soul across multiple dimensions.

@davidaldridgedc @TheAthletic Dude is a trash compactor

The optics of the Clippers firing Chris Paul, one of the greatest players in team history, suddenly and late into the night Tuesday were bad. But the actual decision is how almost all greats in sports go out - never on their own terms. In @TheAthletic: nytimes.com/athletic/68598…

@PlayerProfit @BallTalkO Chris Paul a bitch… that’s what’s going on

It’s being reported that Ty Lue would NOT SPEAK to Chris Paul for WEEKS! 😳 WTF is going on in that organization?

@Matt_Pinner Lostabet

What's the first word that comes to mind when you see this haircut?

@ZacksJerryRig @nfg2u If this company is Netsmart….you are screwed

@nfg2u This is a real US company with fully staffed in the USA. We've had several in person meetings.

About a year ago a local software company bid me $100k - $150k to create custom manufacturing software for my wheelchair factory. Fast forward a year - they still aren't finished with the original scope of work - and now want an *additional* $100k because *they* went over budget. I've already paid $150k. What would you do in this situation?

@ClownWorld Freddy got fingered

@Jesii_ca_M Milli vanilli

Your country has??

@Matt_Pinner Pull out my handy pocket magnet

What’s your next move?

@AntiWokeMemes Bro

@RealKhalilU 50cent and I’m good

Would you take $50k to never listen to Lil Baby again? 👀