Simon Donn

@UTDKara That's because you are in Nigeria and never been to a game in your life . You don’t understand arsenal fans

To be very honest, if you’re a Manchester United fan and you want Manchester City to win the league, then I don’t know what to tell you. The honest truth is Arsenal deserve to win both the Premier League and the Champions League, and I’m rooting for them to win at least one. The consistency from them is unbelievable Mikel Arteta is doing a great job, which any club would want competing for the Champions League and trophies every season. I would gladly take that instead of battling for 5th and 6th every season and playing Europa League football.

Great weekend of football 😂

@DanC261020 😂😂

Midfield AIDS

@auspost why do your drivers keep attempting to deliver at the wrong address? Taking a pic just proves how inept they are. Off to join the hunt for whose door is this #onejob

@auspost I now join the long list of residents who have had parcels delivered to wrong address despite having correct address. Love seeing a pic of a random front door 😡

@WirelessFest @PayPalUK @PepsiUK @PayPal any other nazi events you partner with?

Three points secured ✅ 🩵 2-1 🔵 @okx

@hearnimator Team up with someone in Australia to keep the ‘fast’ going 247

Haven’t had breakfast yet. Might skip it entirely unless David Lammy agrees to speak to me.

@ZealouslyQuoted Only my boss who always does

Doing a quick straw poll... Have any non-jewish friends reached out to you today?

I had a very late lunch today. Or as some on the far left call it: a hunger strike.

@AlTheBoss03 Greece

Name a place you have been to, but have no desire to visit again.

@LauraEWebsterr Eating every other day is NOT a fast

These are the eight prisoners taking part in what is thought to be the biggest hunger strike in UK history since Irish republicans began refusing food in 1981. Tonight it has emerged that five of them have been taken to hospital. Two haven't eaten for nearly 39 days.

@VictoriaPolice just another officer casually using his phone at the traffic lights

@nocontxtcarnz @lukestanley03 Come back when you manage 2 in a row

@lukestanley03 You won 1 in 11 ... you're in no position to banter liverpool 🤣

Liverpool’s 9 losses in 12 is now WORSE than City’s bad patch from last season. The difference? City lost the Ballon D’Or winner and spent next to nothing in the summer. Liverpool just spent £500M…

@WMRoads @WMPolice Stick to traffic management, world is laughing how soft you lot are

@FiveGuys Australian stores are overcharging on every order. Final total doesn't not equal the charge, they claim it is displayed on all tills.. Despite it not being displayed

@Fx1Jonny 😂😂😂😂

Man United are about to lose a European final to fucking Spurs! Sack him at full time and get us a new team!

Go ange 😂😂🇦🇺

@orenbarsky @richardpbacon

@richardpbacon Source?

What’s everyone’s breaking point?

@TrumpetPatriots Well done, every state now hates you for spamming them, what a waste of money

Paid for by Trumpet of Patriots - People with rubber bullets are not always on your side