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BIG NEWS: I secured a historic settlement with grocery store chains across Texas stopping them from secretly misting synthetic pesticides on organic produce.

@FBIDirectorKash @FBIBoston More of this! 👏

Huge story out of @FBIBoston - the FBI shut down a massive scam call center operation out of India that targeted elderly victims here in America, and two executives have now pled guilty in the investigation. These people defrauded hundreds of elderly Americans out of millions using tech support scams. This FBI dismantled them. Senior scams are one of the most important but under-discussed issues in the country - here at the FBI we’re dedicated to cracking down on it with our interagency partners. Please check in on your loved ones and report any suspicious activity you may see to law enforcement - 1-800-CALL-FBI.

@FBIBoston More of this please!

🚨#BREAKING: #YourFBI has shut down a call center operation in India that defrauded hundreds of elderly victims here in the U.S. & abroad out of millions of dollars through tech support scams, & two senior executives who operated a business that enabled it, have just admitted to turning a blind eye to this widespread fraud. This comes after an #FBI Boston investigation that has resulted in the arrests & convictions of a former employee of their call routing company, and five India-based telemarketing fraudsters. Our senior citizens deserve honor, respect, and protection, and if you target them, we will do everything we can to bring you to justice. Read more @USAO_RI: ow.ly/a8Uo50Z29WO

An Austin boy had just left his family's apt to get a haircut. He was shot in the stomach and leg. He ran back bleeding and knocked on his own door. His younger siblings opened it to find him covered in blood. His grandma says he speaks only to tell the family he's in pain.

Good guy with a gun 👏

The bottom 3 candidates were endorsed by the NAACP... The top 3 candidates WERE NOT!! NAACP is into partisan politics NOT black representation. DON'T LET THEM LIE AND SAY ANYTHING DIFFERENT!!

In Austin, you can walk your dogs on a quiet Sunday morning and get randomly shot. "I don't know why they would shoot me." Sean Fuentes keeps repeating it from his hospital bed. A car ran a stop sign in southeast Austin and three men opened fire. The first shot dropped him, and he felt the rest hitting the dirt next to his face as the shooters stayed and emptied the clip trying to execute him. Bear crawling home, he heard his late father's voice -- a Marine who served two tours in Vietnam: "It's go time." He crawled and walked a block and a half home bleeding. His wife saw the dogs running back alone, leashes dragging. Three teenagers stole a 9mm Glock from a shop on Ben White, took a stolen car, and spent the weekend firing into homes, vehicles, and strangers across Austin. 105 rounds across 21 incidents with four people shot. Sean’s twin sister is in the ICU waiting room with him, and wants justice: "They stayed there and shot him multiple times and then watched him. Like, you're watching somebody die.... I want to see them prosecuted to the full extent. They should be tried as adults."

Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

Me: Hey, can you print this black and white document? Printer: I am offline. Me: No, you are not. Can you please just print this black and white document? Printer: With my MAGENTA low??? Bro, you sound insane right now.

I don’t care what your politics are, what color your skin is, or who you voted for — every family has one thing in common: this pan.

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

@realJennaEllis During the Bush administration the nerdy brigades of “progressive libs” in Austin put F-CK W on their rear windshields and I got to drive my kids to school with that shit everywhere. Little did I know it would only be the beginning of the endless social contagions here.

Just saw a minivan congratulating an 8th grader for graduating with the wording across the back “You F***ing Did It!” Normalizing such profanity in our culture—especially for children—is disgusting.

I’ve always been the one to refuse to shut our government down. It’s always wrong and a complete betrayal of our core responsibility. Now, we’ve made sure if that happens again, no Senator gets paid—the right move.

It's a goat, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford slowing down to take a look at me.

Homelessness in LA is down 17%, according to the Center for Lying About Homelessness

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

Anyone using the goofy phrase “late-stage capitalism” should be required to explain what happens in late-stage socialism and late-stage communism.

@BethanyAllenEbr @redsteeze Bethany, who are the open secret sexual predators that are still out there? Apparently everyone in Hollywood knew about Harvey Weinstein and everyone in DC knew about Eric Swalwell - who is still out there?

The most no-brainer policy imaginable. In 2023, over $50 billion of government supplemental nutrition dollars went to nutrient-poor junk food. It’s a national scandal with 38% of teens prediabetic. Thank you Texas!

🚨5 ILLEGAL ALIENS arrested in a Texas cattle theft ring tied to 70 stolen livestock, killing dozens more, sending the price of beef higher. Democrats want to defund Border Patrol and abolish ICE to keep these foreign invaders here.