5 IQ Capital

@FabianoSolana There were signs

He joined crypto, made $30M and left... > launched memecoin launchpad “Clout” (Believe) > no wallet or coding needed > launched his own token > marketed it as the “Flywheel” alongside other famous tek bros > pumped it to $400M then it started... > baits people with birkin bag for gf > insiders sell partner tokens (e.g., $KLED) > announce 33% supply increase > everyone dumping $BELIEVE (incl. team) Pasternak’s last tweet was in Oct 2025, and it seems he left crypto for good Pasternak made over $30M with Believe

@bitcoinpanda69 Wat

60 IQ: URNNNN... unrrnff... unnfffgh! nurrrdjn 80 IQ: Wat iq? Wat mean? Lot of sylabel 100 IQ: IQ isn't a good metric. I just dont do well on tests. I'm a hard worker and I have a high EQ. You should look that up 110 IQ: I started a business and I'll tell you this motherfucker. You dont need ANYTHING except speed. You just gotta be faster than everyone else and once I realized this I was out the door like a horse at the races. I sold 10,000,000 of product before I even decided what the product was, then I refunded everyone, stocked it, and told them it was finally back in stock and they all bought. Then I used my profits to start 4 more businessess all of which are successful. I am smart enough to grasp success, but I cant really figure out what failure would even look like. too complex and irrelevant anyway 125 IQ: I suppose IQ, while imperfect, can be a useful metric when making broad generalizations with data and trying to create good rules and governance. We shouldnt shame people with low IQs though. Time to return to my white collar finance job to help sell dogshit companies to larger dogshit companies for multiples of what they are actually worth. I manage this through jargon anyone below 125 IQ cant penetrate, schmoozy charm and being good looking 140 IQ: Imagine being some 125 IQ brainlet out there working some tedious white collar job with high stress. I just aped a shitcoin at the bottom in 2018 and sold it in 2021 and I have enough to just game all day. It was so obvious when to buy and sell because everyone in that market back then was an autistic sperg. I mean I am too, but slightly less. Now I never work like those simpletons. Ah my doordash has arrived. Excellent. Back to gaming, which I guess is all I did before becoming financially free too. Once gaming becomes boring I might try to find a wife but theyre all dumber than me and it usually kind of feels like I am dating some kind of cute cheerful animal like a squirrel. Dating is weird idk 160 IQ: Breathe in, breathe out. I cannot allow the sands of time to slip betwixt my fingers. I must slow time down so I can harness my life to make some form of impact. Entropy. It is all about stopping entropy. Not forever, of course, but local pockets of resistance. Yes... it is beautiful... humanity is the flame in the cosmological darkness. This AI company I founded will help us with that. Of course I have seen the Terminator movie. Of course I know about Skynet, but what all these philistine luddites fail to comprehend is that code is law. My robots COULD break us... if only they could break their own code The 3 laws of Asimovian robotics are critical to implement, so consider the Game Theory. Either I make these robots right or someone else will make them wrong And this... this is why I have already begun to produce Warbots. I can control them. You'll see. 180 IQ: My visual field is a panorama. It is as if I can *see* the energetic reflexivity in all things. My boss at the Warbot plant has gone insane. There is only one thing for me to do Go to a field in the rural Midwest and raise chickens 200 IQ: URNNN... Urnnnhh ... urfffnss

@fuelkek Time to decel

So basically, AI is going to make 90% of the population useless in the next five years… Based.

Solana is down, time to decel

@mushmoonz only humans can do that, time to decel and enjoy life

only humans can like this tweet

It's winter, time to touch some snow

@xtraslow I don't want to go to Africa I just want to decel and go ski with frens

550k follower acc btw ^ $DECEL

@moonbirds i have the coingecko sbt where are my 5k ?

The $birb claim and Nesting 2.0 is now live. claim.moonbirds.com This is the ONLY official claim site, do not trust any other links and stay safe.

@samdude @wallstreetbets Just sue Reddit and use the fees to pay the lawyers Reddit v. Redacted

Made a token spontaneously to draw attention to what's happening with @wallstreetbets. Memes are one of the best way to communicate. People are fired up. Whether you buy a token or not. Check the subject matter on this. I'll be shilling all week in Miami. $REDACTED

I shipped an update to the website to connect our CA with the Fushigi hyper clusters, the Sieben terminal is now tracking chart activity correctly. Sorry for the delay, was working on research papers. - CH sss10i.com/chart

@Pumpfun @cobie Summoning the king of commodity @KingJames FTnrCXck5nMLFhV4yeEn9kNVfKjhxHmmAq5TFbRkpump

@cobie be careful what you wish for

The cool thing about trading metals is u dont need to worry that copper inu is going to steal all the mindshare from copper while ur asleep. They’re not making new commodities on pumpfun every few seconds

@0xwassie @Treasure_DAO nice to see Wassie support monkey

@Treasure_DAO congrats on breaking 1k and making smol clyde a household name.

600,000+ impressions on Smol Clyde and the community just crossed 1,000. More upgrades coming soon for the cutest AI personal assistant 📸

@Tomaszdev Can he clean my emails? Ngl I have like 8k emails if not more from the last 10 years Also could be nice if he can track some flights and inform me if the price gets cheaper

Question to the community: do you have any feature requests, suggestions or feedback for the Clyde app? Also if there are ideas to get Clyde into the hands of more people, do reply and let me know!

@AdrianDittmann Goop morning

Playing Arc Raiders with subs x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

The guy she is telling you not to worry about

@Cobratate Never giving up like the onion

I guarantee you’re not eating enough onion or garlic. There’s no such thing as too much. You can’t comprehend how important it is for destroying infection and increasing your natural power. Cook it and eat it. You’ll feel instant results.

How could the penguin give up when the onion didn’t?

@PoorGoat_ Never giving up

@_logjam Never give up onion and penguin assembled

wow wow 1m penguin posts on x yesterday it may go to a bil lmao fucking hell