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@fesshole “Stationery” FFS

I work in an office and whenever I need a new pencil I go to the stationary cupboard and get one. They don't know I take them home. I must have taken 3 or 4 pencils home this year. I don't even need all the pencils, one of them is just a spare.

@nandocosta_art untold.com.au

@BotanicGoddess @3YearLetterman @elonmusk I admire the restraint of your reply, given the gobsmacking ignorance of the original post. I would have called him proudly uneducated, well done.

@3YearLetterman @elonmusk William Shakespeare J.K. Rowling- Harry Potter Charles Dickens- A Christmas Carol Jane Austen- Pride and Prejudice C.S. Lewis- Chronicles of Narnia Sir Arthur Conan Doyle- Sherlock Holmes George Orwell- 1984 Mary Shelley- Frankenstein The list goes on…

Tolkien is turning in his grave

@AngieBEvans @polyesterbride4 Although in fairness, it is in your interest to bring up your kids to be mindful of the noise they make, as that is the respect that should be mutual in shared spaces with other humans. I know it’s not, but it should be. I assume your kids are young, & she’s forgotten the reality

It’s kerning like this that gives me driving migraines. FFS. Assholes.

@Rose_D_Luna @langejanne Worm, obviously.

@fesshole I hope this half arsed tweet isn’t an indication of your ability to repair anything. Please learn to write.

My partners ex was a tradesmen, over the last 2 years I've secretly been breaking things he did to what was their house and then repairing it and saying how he half arsed it.

@susie_dent Oh alright then.

Please can we bring back 'yestermorn' for yesterday morning, 'overmorrow' for the day after tomorrow, and 'yestreen' for last night?

@AllieBueller @Rawbonio @fesshole Same. Although I now live in Australia where nobody has this cultural reference. Some odd looks. My girlfriend was aghast, even after I showed her the clip on YouTube

@Rawbonio @fesshole 🤣🤣🤣thank you! I loved HD doing this and still say it (sometimes to myself, sometimes out loud) when I see a chap like this #milkymilky

My wife thinks I'm sophisticated because I take her to see modern dance and ballet. In truth, I just love getting an eyeful of the bodies.

@sodiumlights @namenotavai @fesshole Wait. You don’t read kids diaries? Not even by the fire on dull nights?

@namenotavai @fesshole Mine is full of all sorts of weird shit, and my wife can see it whenever she wants. But it's normally considered polite to ask. It's like you don't read kids diaries.

Got hold of hubbys phone and checked search history convinced I'd find steamy hot porn and the like. All that showed up was classical piano hand technique videos and train spotting finds. FFS - classical piano and trains and all I want is a good seeing to once in a while.

@matthbooth Still have the bookmark.

Who remembers?

@aBl170710 @NoLongerThatGuy @fesshole Passed vs past

I'm a train driver and every time I go passed a golf course if someone is about to tee off or play a shot I give a nice toot of my horn to test their concentration levels.

@johnfreame1 @thomasFreader @JamesBarneyB @fesshole I also worked in wine and spirits for a decade. Ice in single malt is generally a no. Assuming that the whisky isn’t chill filtered. Hold it up to the light and add ice, you can see the effect in the glass. Although tbh, why chill filtering is wrong 🤷‍♂️

When I have a date with a new guy I suggest getting steak and order it well-done to see if he tries to tell me not to. If he does, I don't see him again - it's been a good asshole filter for years and I regret nothing.

@fesshole Oh my day 😂

When I was little I made a wish to be a Labrador puppy. After noticing blonde hairs on my arms I thought it was coming true and cried myself to sleep for several nights thinking about how cross my mum and dad would be.

@JohnPaulConner3 @261cf42ea92d490 @fesshole It talks about a husband or wife being able to leave and not be bound to each other under circumstances of belief/non belief. Surely if a wife leaves or visa versa and they are not bound to stay. Is that not divorce? Or is that an open marriage?

@5etsolid @261cf42ea92d490 @fesshole I don’t think so, but maybe I’m wrong. Your comment is about an unbelieving husband or wife, isn’t a reference to divorce.

Each night I cook my husband a beautiful meal with the plan to tell him that I want to end our marriage. I stop myself each night. I have cooked my way through 3 Nigel Slater Cookbooks so far.

@JohnPaulConner3 @261cf42ea92d490 @fesshole

@5etsolid @261cf42ea92d490 @fesshole No, your quote was totally irrelevant, you said “for balance” as if the quote you were giving was going to contradict the original point. Other than it mentioning husband and wife, your quote was in no way contradictory to the first point so brought no balance whatsoever.

@Paulstuart0 @fesshole Also called Choco-la-teen in the north or south I can never remember which way.

Years ago I used to work in a café and an old lady used to come in and order a cappuccino but pronounced it - "Cappa-key-no" so when she went to pay I used to pretend I'd lost her bill, so then she would say it again because I found it so funny

@JohnPaulConner3 @261cf42ea92d490 @fesshole Probably none. As quoting the bible, which was complied after the fact by numerous sources is full of contradictions. The bigger point I suppose it that the unsolicited quoting of it largely unwelcome. And irrelevant

@5etsolid @261cf42ea92d490 @fesshole What balance does that give?

@261cf42ea92d490 @fesshole for otherwise your children would be unclean, but as it is, they are holy. Yet if the unbeliever leaves, let it be so. The brother or the sister is not bound in such circumstances; God has called us to live in peace.

@fesshole Matthew 29:6 So they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let no one separate. To the married I give this charge,the wife should not separate from her husband but if she does, she should remain unmarried or else be reconciled with the husband