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“200k salary for 3 years experience” “Come to work Monday to Friday 9-5” “Must reside on the island” Istg that your company will not succeed. Just pack it up.

What did i do ?😂🤷‍♀️

You be in your room breathing then a girl texts you asking for KFC 🥲

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There's some rubbish Nigerian Founders will say that you won't dip the level of rubbish until their American or diasporan peer says the same thing.

Underrated asf

Talking stage with Nigerian girls be like say you dey interrogate thief You ask question and she answers, she doesn’t have anything to say

One from the vault

Moniepoint headquarters is in the UK. 241 Southwark Bridge Road, London. But their operational base is in Lagos. So let’s call it what it is. They are hiring in Nigeria, paying in naira, while the headquarters sits in the UK. The CEO wakes up in London, goes to the office, grabs his morning coffee, pays rent in pounds… while the workforce powering the system is earning in naira. And the Customers are Nigerians Nice one. 🙂 Sometimes, just step back and understand the perspective of what is actually being said.

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