Simon Suddell

@puckrin Why Nick?, their both big money

Never did I think that I would see JP Morgan & The Catholic church lining up to oppose the same legislation. But here we are... They are both against the CLARITY Act.

@zatzi “Shock”

Secretary of State for Customer Relations?

@UnkUserError402 @it_unprofession Maybe the OP used to read the weather in a previous life

@it_unprofession I've never in 30 years of IT work heard anyone call cat5 "category 5 cable".

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week. He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook. He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008. He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7. I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation. I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture. By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits. You can't hack what you can't interface with. He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance. I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling". He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision. I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk. Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

@JohnCleese Are we due a great flood after all these years

So much for multiculturalism

@zatzi 😂😂 whatever next

Brexit derangement syndrome is real.

@fesshole If the body was warm you wouldnt be wasting a hard on with a wank..

How long is an acceptable time to resume wanking after a spouse has died? Is there a set mourning period? Asking for a friend.

@ClarksonsFarm1 The Diddly farm party after Kier resigned

What is it you’d like to see in Clarkson’s Farm season 6?

@OMApproach I don’t know about “gasl light, more heat pump than gas if they have their way

So today, my timeline is flooded with posts about how hot Europe is, and the agenda is clear: they want to push the "human-driven climate change" narrative. The Muskian–Nikitian algorithm heavily promotes this content while punishing accounts like mine that try to tell you the truth. They will gaslight you until the very end because they don't care about you.

@PatrickChristys Lucky number 7? Not

Complete shambles

@JamesMelville A reflection of the people he represents

For Keir Starmer to portray himself as some sort of victim in all of this and to wang on about his achievements and then fight back the tears during his resignation speech doesn’t deserve any sympathy. He’s been a dreadful Prime Minister. He’s only got himself to blame.

@RetroMoviesDB Careful, you know who’s directing it…

I would trade in the entire Star Wars Sequel Trilogy for Dredd 2.

@BasilTheGreat For some reason I’m reminded of the film “face off” - change happens.. different look but same content

🚨BREAKING: Keir Starmer is set to resign tomorrow morning at 8am He will address the nation outside Downing Street It's finally over He's going

@zatzi There’s one in the local shopping centre (might still be open) - literally couldn’t walk past without feeling ill. No idea how people shopped there let alone work in there all day

I’m fascinated by how Lush survives. They pump high streets with the most repellent and obnoxious smells that make passersby sneeze and feel sick. The one bath bomb I was once given made the bath look like it was filled with urine from a dehydrated camel (photo). It smelt as bad too. On top of the vile smell and unappealing aesthetics the company has very divisive and overtly biased politics. How is that a successful business model?

@BurnsideWasTosh Just when you thought corden couldn’t be topped

Starmer followed by Burnham is like changing channel from a James Corden sing-a-long to be met by Mrs Browns Boys gloryholing special.

@artikbisaIin 93

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@Iromg Longer he stays the more damage he does

I. SAID. HE. WOULDN’T. LAST. Starmer is ready to resign, say allies telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

@Iromg One for every star on the flag 😂

😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

@prestonjbyrne As someone stuck in the uk, I think there needs to be way more hamsters

Well know we’ve really won when Elon, Zuck, or Sundar authorizes X, Meta or Goog to respond to a foreign censorship order with a hamster. I’m pretty sure Wikipedia will if anyone tries to mess with it. If that happens, it’s over

I predict more hamsters

@LeahRebeccaUK @fia V8’s coming but not for a couple of years yet 😢

Dear @fia This is F1 - not the crap you're currently peddling

@CountBinface Excellent interviews over the event - keep at it

I am over your moon at all the kind comments about the Battle of #Makerfield. If you like what I do, you can support me at ko-fi.com/countbinface, subscribe to my substack at BetterThanX.co.uk or grab yourself some merch at binfaceshop.co.uk. Peace and love, CB x