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@TSLA4orphans @kangminlee south asia: Pakistan,India,nepal,burma,bhutan,lanka, bangladesh
west asia:iran,iraq,syria,saudi,oman,yemen,israel, Lebanon,jordon,uae,bahrain,qatar,kuwait
southeast asia: Vietnam, Philippines,laos,cambodia, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore
east asia: china,japan,korea,mongol
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@dom_lucre No Orientals are attractive, not even the Half- or Partially- White ones like in the picture.
Slitty eyes and smushed faces. Black hair and eyes. No curves.
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China has been sending women to America in attempt to get information on influencers. These foolish men are tricked into believing these women are actually attracted to them, in exchange for limitless pleasure they attempt to get info from you. Don’t be stupid.
I already fell for this one 3 times but I think she might actually like me now so I am heading to see her again but everyone else be safe out here.

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@monzzwwfc @danizou19 @samuel_leeds @ShieldsClips Christianity in 19-24 year olds is rising again, if we knock down all of the churches we'll be building more again soon. They are beautiful buildings and should be protected
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@danizou19 @samuel_leeds @ShieldsClips England is still a Christian country and lots of people are Christian
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I'm buying a church.
I’ve made a cash offer of £225,000 to purchase this church, which was about to close and be sold off to developers.
I'm fed up with driving past all these churches in the UK that used to thrive, support the community, and feed the homeless.
Now, just look at these beautiful church buildings.
So many are boarded up, closed down, with developers queueing up to profit from converting them into flats.
I simply can't accept that a building built to glorify Jesus for generations can be turned into something solely for profit.
So I've placed an offer on a church in my hometown.
My plan is to buy it and offer it completely free of charge, with zero rent, to a church willing to worship Jesus here and serve others.
What do you think of this idea?

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Hear me out…
They say there’s 8 billion people on earth.
What if there isn’t.
What if the number is way lower.
Now ask yourself… every government budget on the planet is based on population numbers. Social security. Medicare. Welfare. Foreign aid.
Trillions of dollars allocated to people that might not even exist.
Where does that money go.
Who benefits.
You’re not supposed to ask these questions…
Wake up.
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
🚨: Scientists may have severely miscalculated how many humans are on Earth, official research revealed.
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@La_femZi @TheOmniLiberal Are we watching the same video? Like yall seriously sound idiotic, the bar is falling towards the guys neck and hes literally falling off the bench. He was never getting that thing up. He maxed out with the rep before this one, which is evident by the fact he ALMOST DIED
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Just because you’re having a seizure doesn’t mean you suddenly lose control of your muscles. This guy was working on his most important rep (no reps produce any hypertrophy except for the last one in a set to failure) and his friend literally became a gains goblin and robbed him of his growth. You should never help with a spot unless the person is clearly and calmly asking for help.
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs
Friend who was benching has a seizure while benching and this dude literally curls the bar with 3+ plates to save his life. This is why you always need a spotter
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@WareWolfVT @CaudilloXIV Not as fucked as you, you sad brainwashed lefty fuckwit. How are you on twitter but still have such retarded political takes?
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@CaudilloXIV Joseph, you are two shades off from being mayo colored, don’t use the N word. Yeah, he’s a fucking brat and could use a good fatherly slap here and there, but he has an excuse. He’s a kid. Not just a kid, an iPad child. His generation is SO fucked.
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I don’t think a Klansman from the 1920s could come up with something as stereotypical as this nigga
Ken ★@clipperken_
Popular streamer Rakai got EXCITED after the girl who DENIED him revealed she got CHEATED on 😭💀💀 “THATS WHAT YOU GET” 🤣🤣🤣
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@waliatanishq_ @jokieliu You can't compare Greenland and the UK, wildly different with a far different relationship with the US. Also there are many reasons that the US want Greenland, none of which are applicable to the UK. You can't just lump the UK in with the rest of Europe.
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Dude has 0 aura. Literally negative aura
Clash Report@clashreport
Keir Starmer has arrived in China.
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@stephanicci How long ago ? Where ? Is the body warm ? What is your location sir ?
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@waliatanishq_ @jokieliu You said shift focus from the US, and focus on establishing a new world order with China. You don't think that would weaken our relationship with the US?
Why would Britain ever become a state of the USA and lose our sovereignty? This is just nonsense. You sound like a bot
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@waliatanishq_ @jokieliu Yeah let's cut our ties with our longest and strongest allies to establish a new world order with socialists with completely different ambitions and morals to the West. Seems sensible 🤡
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@WVVWVVWVWVVV @1234ayolompat @unlocknaija @it_unprofession Not poor but you use a phone that was released 7 years ago
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My wife's book club is meeting at our house tomorrow night.
She asked me to "make sure the wifi is working really well because Sarah always complains."
Our wifi works fine, I know that because it works fine for me and my wife and everybody else.
Sarah uses an iPhone XR from like 2019 and she refuses to update it.
But I can't tell my wife that because then I'm "making excuses" and "not being supportive."
So I said I'd "optimize the network" for tomorrow. What I'm actually going to do: nothing. The wifi is fine.
But tomorrow morning I'll restart the router, which takes 90 seconds and does basically nothing.
Then when Sarah inevitably complains about connectivity, I can say "I optimized the system this morning.
It might be a device compatibility issue on your end."
My wife will think I tried. Sarah will blame her phone instead of our wifi. I'll have done essentially nothing but everyone will be satisfied.
Technical support at home is just like technical support at work lol.
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@ddgalinca @Chicago1Ray Wait, so Obama and Biden weren’t pro illegals and pro open borders?
You’re all admitting that you’ve been lying for years?
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@HerMatchHQ @FTBLsection Maldini, nesta, baresi, Beckenbaur, cannavaro, ramos, puyol all better than him. He was not even better than rio Ferdinand in the premier League. Tho Terry was a top player no doubt
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John Terry: “When we were going to play against Barcelona, my son asked me for a signed Messi shirt, and I promised I’d get it for him.
From the start of the match, I wasn’t thinking about winning or losing or anything else, just about Messi’s shirt. I told my teammates not to ask for it. When the game ended, I went over to him and asked for the shirt, and he didn’t hesitate to give it to me; he even asked for mine in return. What humility! But as I entered the tunnel, I remembered that my son had asked me for his autograph. I felt really disappointed and went to Barcelona’s locker room, but they told me it was off-limits. I waited, and suddenly Messi appeared, walked toward me smiling, and said, ‘Do you want my boots too?’ [Laughs] I smiled and told him, ‘I won’t be able to go home tonight if you don’t sign this shirt for my son, I promised him.’
The funny thing is, I didn’t bring a pen. I went to find one, and when I came back, I found Leo still there waiting for me, even though his teammates had already left for the bus. He signed it, and I told him, ‘Thank you, and sorry for keeping you late.’ With respect, he said, ‘It’s okay. I don’t want your son to be disappointed, and also for you, because otherwise, you’d be sleeping outside tonight.’ [Laughs]
I’ve played my entire career and have never seen a player as humble as Messi. The best in history, with extra humility. These are the kinds of things you only see in a player named Messi.”

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@Andy_Toml @Shux1878 @FTBLsection 2 good seasons? He's been the best defender in the league for the last decade. He joined in 2015 😂 Don't you think it's a bit early to start drinking?
He also been good this season, just not as good, but the team being juggled around and his teammate dying probably didn't help
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@600in20 @Shux1878 @FTBLsection VVD is overrated, had 2 good seasons but this year, and previous year he's nowhere near it. Terry, vidic, company where consistent for several years.
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➖Journalist: “Be honest: if you’ve got Van Dijk in front of you, are you running away from him?”
➖Richarlison: “Are you joking? Didn’t you see the photo I posted facing him? I told him, ‘Who do you think you’re talking to?’”
➖Journalist: “You actually said that?”
➖ Richarlison: “Yeah, in Portuguese. So he didn’t understand.”

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@Andy_Toml @Shux1878 @FTBLsection Terry's trophies, captaincy and clean sheet record are great but VVD is clear on ability in almost every area.
Vidic is nowhere near VVD and Terry, Rio is better too. Hard to put Vidic above players like Kompany.
On ability VVD is the second best CB I've ever seen after Ramos
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@Shux1878 @FTBLsection Best CB in Premier league history. This has to be ragebait 😂
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@FTBLsection Why do people think van dick (no spelling mistake) is so good? He’s not bad but he’s shite compared to how he’s portrayed. He’s a cheating bastard who gets away with murder. He’s also a very bad loser. Most over rated CB in the PL.
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@HaveYouMetBOFA @xmarkings @iam_smx It doesn’t change the fact that people are lusting after those pictures! Also, if copied from X and shared elsewhere, it would be very difficult to distinguish whether it was THEIR bikini picture or AI generated! 🤷🏽♂️
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@600in20 @danclarkie @hundredmillie That's not my point, he's evidently some racist nationalist passport bro, it's ironic.
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@Cryptozinh0 @danclarkie @hundredmillie Oh I didn't know Dan being in Indonesia meant the flag can't be upside down 🤡🤣
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@BaneThe76451 @adamfrancisco_ @anything4bella Yeah women are still a lot more grateful, moraled, and wifeable in Asia than Europe and it's not even close.
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@adamfrancisco_ @anything4bella Women are the same everywhere. They just lower their expectations according to their purchasing power. As soon as some Cambodian girl sees she can get some western Chad to give her an expensive lifestyle, that's her new baseline and she won't accept anything below that.
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So I recently went on a date. Everything was fine… until the bill came. He leans in, all serious and goes, “Hey… would it be cool if we split this?”.
I almost laughed in this man’s face. Almost. Instead, I smiled, said ‘You know what? I’ll save us both the awkwardness,’ tossed my card down for the full thing and dipped. Blocked him instantly. Like… bro. You asked me out. You planned this. And your first big move is nickel and diming me over a £400 tab? Pathetic.
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