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Matthew
@Spare_Monkeys
Just another Dumb Ape !! MALE, Identify as male.. Pro- Constitutional Freedoms.... Father, now a Grandfather.
Kentucky, USA Katılım Kasım 2022
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@DrunkRepub Maybe a nice bowl of Matzo ball soup will calm her down.
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Me: “What do you want for dinner?”
Wife: “oh I don’t care. Whatever.”
Me: Proceeds to list 10 different types of food, each of which she strikes down.
I blame Israel.
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@real_MetalChris Oh, I didn't know you were in East Texas.
It's probably a ground squirrel then.
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Any wildlife experts, amateur or otherwise, care to guess?
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MetalChris 🇺🇸🦅🗑️🗣️ 1776 👍🏼@real_MetalChris
Anyone care to guess what I'm going to find when I start digging?
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If you have dyslexia, hear this: bullies will laugh and call you names. Let them talk. Keep moving. No one — not even the President — decides your worth. Prove them wrong. Every time.
Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️@0liviajulianna
Pretty gross to watch Trump and the clowns at Fox News laugh at Gavin Newsom for having dyslexia! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!
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@SenDuckworth So you're telling Americans that your performative theatre was for nothing..
Well, aren't you and your party completely useless !
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Trump could have paid the TSA workers this whole time.
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@RebelliousTodd @ShimoniVanessa @_AmusingMyself @CriticalPlinker @TDunadan @pacific_flyway @pocketonashirt @liberteebabe @Lamneth21 @Bucketheadhata1 @home_in_sweats2 @DanLoftis2 @MimiG32257710 @genxstan @Amersmamos @CSomerton @elfsraccoon @crustilye @bettedavisthizz @gordon_alive @LoneOakRepublic @HoopTrainerJess @JenJoMa @Lee2025Murica @droftheobvious @BaalambL @home_in_sweats @illMakeit @3kidzlater @foundgum @69MimiLisa @memesbyky There's a guy I've been in spaces with from Aussie Land that claims he has 2 Huntsman spiders that he keeps as pets in his house. Is that a thing down under ?
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@ShimoniVanessa @_AmusingMyself @CriticalPlinker @TDunadan @pacific_flyway @Spare_Monkeys @pocketonashirt @liberteebabe @Lamneth21 @Bucketheadhata1 @home_in_sweats2 @DanLoftis2 @MimiG32257710 @genxstan @Amersmamos @CSomerton @elfsraccoon @crustilye @bettedavisthizz @gordon_alive @LoneOakRepublic @HoopTrainerJess @JenJoMa @Lee2025Murica @droftheobvious @BaalambL @home_in_sweats @illMakeit @3kidzlater @foundgum @69MimiLisa @memesbyky Nah, he's only a little bloke. He will double in size before he's finished growing. He's a huntsman spider. Not dangerous unless you're an insect or small lizard
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If this is a marketing campaign for a Whitehouse pixel coloring book, I’m going to be annoyed.🙄
The White House@WhiteHouse
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@WilliamShatner I've done the same. AI isn't going to do humanity any good in the long run .
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@ShimoniVanessa @AntiWokeMemes Denialism is a subset of a great mental illness.
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@AntiWokeMemes He’s definitely gay, which is perfectly fine. I don’t understand why people like this individual keep insisting they’re not gay while dating a man. 🤷🏻♀️
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Liberal Man says “I am dating a TRANS WOMAN and people say that I am GAY for doing it.”
What is your response to him?
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There is one person stopping our TSA agents from being paid.
And that person is Donald Trump.
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@6ixbuzztv Are all Canucks this dumb?
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Lmao what could go wrong with an asset that swings 25% in a day?
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
BREAKING: Fannie Mae says it will start accepting crypto-backed mortgages, per @WSJ. The mortgage-finance giant will let home buyers pledge their crypto holdings when getting a mortgage. Fannie is backed by the government and overseen by the Federal Housing Finance Agency.
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@Grand_handsomer It was a sky railroad.
Aliens freed the slaves .
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Is it just me or does it seem like everybody’s having a bad day? I just had a short King encounter lol unbelievable Little fucker
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