Kristen Yunker

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!” Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

We mostly called each other slurs

On the 12th assassination attempt, you get a free kids' meal from McDonald's!

The only road in Indiana that doesn’t have a pothole

(X-14 in the bathrooms) 🎶Bleach is the time - is the place - is the motion 🎶now bleached is the way we are feeling 🎶

“The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth.”

Not enough people are talking about this. A Florida airport was renamed after Donald Trump. He walked away with the trademark, the licensing rights, and a deal that lets him profit off every piece of merchandise sold there. But the story of how he got it is even worse. County staff told commissioners that rejecting the name change would put state transportation funding at risk. DeSantis has already removed state attorneys and school board members who dared to cross him. That is the reality the Democratic commissioner who cast the deciding vote was living in when she made her choice: hand Donald Trump control of a public airport or watch Florida Republicans strip funding from the very people she was elected to represent. That is absolutely insane. Florida Republicans handed Trump a money machine and called it a naming rights deal, and the people of Palm Beach County never got a say in any of it. theguardian.com/us-news/2026/m…

This is great, but it's also worth noting that someone who is 63 today was in their early 30s during peak electronica (1995-97) and time goes by much faster than you think it does.

@JimmyTraina YES

“It Takes Two” is truly iconic, but I hate when people sleep on “Joy and Pain.”

just saw someone spell everybody “every buddy” and i kinda fuck with it

@JPB11662 MI already does

#TaxTwitter Retirement is flirting with me more and more and more.

Rob Base, 'It Takes Two' Rapper, Dies at 59 variety.com/2026/music/new…

@BrianDavisTax @RoryTyer @JWellsTax

@RoryTyer @JWellsTax It seems like you want to use intuit intelligence. Would you like help with that?

is there a way to tell Quickbooks Online that I will never, *ever* want to use Intuit Intelligence, and therefore it should never, ever pop open as I am attempting to open a report

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🌀The official NOAA Hurricane Season Outlook is out. Though the outlook is showing a possible below normal season, it is still important to remember, it only takes one storm to impact your lives. We encourage you to have a plan and prepare like you would for any hurricane seaon.

Y'all having fun? #RaysUp

THIS.

After Nixon’s “I am not a crook” tax scandal, the IRS mandated that the president’s tax returns be audited yearly. Every president since Nixon (except Trump) publicly released theirs. With the new DOJ settlement ending his audits, Trump is essentially announcing “I am a crook.”

I asked former IRS commissioner Daniel Werfel for comment. He writes: “I am unaware of a single precedent where the IRS has agreed in advance to permanently forgo examination of previously filed tax returns for a specific person or business. Whether you are the President or Joe the Plumber, people expect the same tax rules and enforcement framework to apply to everybody.”

The President is now exempt from our tax laws while everyone else has to obey them. Got it. It's just mind blowing that is what's happening in America.