Leo 🇺🇸

Can also confirm not in the least bit true

I’m going to say something out loud that will help make sense of things in Virginia. Spanberger is planning primaries to all of Senate leadership. They are looking at candidates against Lucas, Deeds, Locke and Surovell. Everything else makes sense if you see what’s coming.

Ladies....just know there some of us out there that eat pussy because we like it 😈👅🐱

From Virginia Beach. This is spot on. “asked AI to roast Virginia Beach and thought I’d share the results 😉. Virginia Beach: the only place where you can experience the thrill of a military jet shattering your eardrums while you're stuck in traffic behind a Nissan Altima doing 45 mph in the left lane of I-264. If you’ve ever wanted to visit a beach city that feels like it was designed by a committee of strip-mall developers and retired Admirals, VB is your paradise. Here is a little breakdown of what makes it so uniquely frustrating: The "Oceanfront" vs. Reality You have the Oceanfront, which is basically just a 40-block tourist trap fueled by the smell of cheap sunscreen, funnel cakes, and regret. It’s where people from out of town go to buy a "Virginia is for Lovers" t-shirt and dodge teenagers on electronic rental bikes. But if you actually *live* there? You avoid the Oceanfront like the plague between May and September and pretend Chic's Beach is an exclusive, hidden oasis—even though you’re still just sitting in the sand looking at the Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunnel. The Town Center Paradox Because the actual beachfront is a chaotic mess, the city decided to build a "downtown" from scratch a few miles inland. Enter Town Center: a hyper-sanitized, artificial cluster of chain restaurants and luxury apartments where people dress up like they're in Manhattan just to go to P.F. Chang's. It has all the organic charm of a freshly printed receipt. The True Local Culture * **The Jet Noise:** Locals call it "The Sound of Freedom." Everyone else calls it "I can't hear my own thoughts because an F/A-18 just buzzed my roof at 2:00 PM on a Tuesday." The Roads:** Northampton Boulevard and Indian River Road are less like thoroughfares and more like real-life games of *Frogger*, except the frogs are driving lifted pickup trucks with pristine, never-used truck beds. The "Seven Cities" Identity Crisis:** Nobody actually knows where Virginia Beach ends and Norfolk or Chesapeake begins, but everyone will aggressively defend their specific suburb as if it has a rich, distinct cultural heritage. Ultimately, Virginia Beach is a city that wants to be Miami, acts like a small military town, and is geographically mostly just a giant swamp with a really long boardwalk. But hey, at least the orange crushes are good.”

Norfolk, VA has men who dress like women on their police force and they want women to share locker rooms with them. So safe and secure.🤡🌎

Trump shouldn't be able to unilaterally do shit like this to our national monuments.

Throw back Thursday. Me and a Long Island Iced Tea

A heated moment during the Fairfax County sanctuary hearing on Capitol Hill with Steve Descano