Prodigal stuns

Noah Schnapp graduated college, but none of the cast attended the ceremony 😢

Los tres grandes de Cartoon Network oficialmente han regresado

Be intolerant. Intolerance is key to survival

any dude who uses “virgin” as an insult in 2026 is outing themselves not only as a pussy worshipping slave, not only as a male feminist, but as a MILLENNIAL you are a 30+ year old from a generation of men who based their entire identity around “getting laid.” you go to shitty bars to drink poison you hate to intoxicate yourself into finding the 5/10 that would give you a chance half decent looking you maybe even formed a relationship with one of them and became dog parents together, how cute. just two ugly fucking genetic rejects getting booted out of the gene pool as you should. your generation is one that SETTLED zoomers are different, we are entitled and we are demanding and we want more from life. you see it as a crime for a living conscious feeling person to keep their dreams alive throughout their life but we don’t care, because we see your lives and we don’t envy you to us it is better to receive no prize at all than to stack more of those pathetic fucking participation trophies that we were handed our whole lives, BY YOU, amounting to nothing. we don’t actually want to fuck that low tier becky that you brag about banging and we don’t care if that means we get no play at all go outside and count genuinely how many BEAUTIFUL women you see in any western country besides big cities dominated by materialism and ultrapergamy. i see a handful a week in some places. every single other girl is nothing to brag about pulling, there is nothing there to desire. every zoomer guy knows this, every zoomer guy has stopped caring about “pulling” and every zoomer guy has stopped judging their peers for it the only people who give a shit to pocket watch another man’s body count are millennials playing a dick measuring status game that revolves entirely around basing their worth and the worth of their fellow man on the matriarchy’s stamp of approval some of you sex havers might actually be gayer than literal homos at this point VAGINAL SLAVES our generation is taking research chemicals, smashing our face with hammers, hypergambling our life savings online and doing anything else we can to get a competitive status edge because when the bronze medal takes as much effort as the gold the only conclusions are shoot for first place or quit the game i will personally settle for no less than my looksmatch, and i have yet to even run into one in person in my hometown. i’ll be headed off to eastern europe for that. i don’t care how long a sexual drought that puts me in because the only people who judge me for it are a bunch of loser low status men with ugly nagging bitch “partners” working dead end jobs who really died decades ago we are terrified of ending up like you

THEY FUCKING KIRKED CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS