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@ThadBeaman @SpencerAlthouse Your parents are so ashamed of you

@SpencerAlthouse Thank God that douchebag is off the air. He was such a piece of s*** I'm so glad he's gone. Hope he's crying right now. Hope he f****** Burns in hell where he belongs complete douchebag a******

this was so sweet. Stephen Colbert just ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney. his family and the show's crew then joined them on stage before Paul turned off the lights to the Ed Sullivan Theater

@OkthatsCool7 @SpencerAlthouse What’s that, racist?

@SpencerAlthouse That show was losing $40 million a year for years . they kept him on air to give the illusion that leftism was popular. it was an abomination and very divisive.

@TheRedScorpian @SpencerAlthouse You sound like you eat a bag of dicks everyday for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Calm down, sister

yeah, because nothing says “defending democracy” like a late night host throwing a petty tantrum on his way out by deliberately screwing over the network that paid him millions. colbert spent years turning comedy into partisan propaganda and now he’s bitter his show got canceled for being unfunny and preachy. instead of taking the L gracefully, he decides to cost cbs more money out of spite. this is the level of maturity we get from the “resistance” crowd when they lose relevance. sad, but predictable. the era of smug, one sided late night “comedy” is dying, and good riddance.

@dualshowman Sounds like you can’t sing.

Paul McCartneys voice is on point and I can prove it as a musician It’s shaky at times sure but so is mine and I’m half his age He hits the notes His voice is one of an octogenarian who rocks All of you should be ashamed dissing him while we’re so lucky to still have him

@Reesau_ You should learn what a montage is, moron.

Paul McCartney performing a montage of his classics on #SNL was lowkey a farewell. To his Career? To particularly performing on SNL? To his life cuz of an illness, he won't tell us about? I don't know. But I whole heartedly believe that was THE last SNL Performance by Sir. Paul!

@yance17953250 @budbutcool @JamieBonkiewicz @Texasexpatriate People have been laughing at you your whole life.

@budbutcool @JamieBonkiewicz @Texasexpatriate They were laughing at us under Biden! Not anymore!

Seriously guys, whatever happened to: • the DOGE checks • tariff checks • the Greenland hospital boat • 10% APR on credit cards • my meds being 1500% cheaper • $2 gas • the Epstein files • reopening the Strait of Hormuz that was already open • cheaper groceries • ending wars in 24 hours • the “privately funded” ballroom Any updates?

@yance17953250 @JamieBonkiewicz @Texasexpatriate He was only in office for 4 years, you fuckstick. Guess who before that? Ass 🤡

@JamieBonkiewicz @Texasexpatriate Pretty simple Einstein for years if the democrats stupid shit takes time to fix. Wake up Jamie the world is turning!

@generalgdubs @Ephedra007 You still have time to delete this asinine post.

@Ephedra007 These losers have an average of 3-4 likes per tweet. No one cares about them but they somehow have the weight to get a team’s second round pick taken from them

As a Vegas Golden Knights fan, I could give a flying fuck whether or not the players or coach talk to the media after a game. Vegas fans care about our team, our players, and our draft picks to acquire more talent. Instead of celebrating a trip to the Western Conference Final, Vegas media instead made it about themselves and cried to the NHL about media press availability. From my understanding, some of the accounts are: @SinBinVegas @JesseGranger_ @TDChrisG If there’s more, please tag them and let them be known that due to the media getting their feelings hurt, they cost the @GoldenKnights a 2nd round pick for a team that they claim to support. If all of this is true, a big resounding fuck you is in order and I hope the team refuses to answer any questions from these individuals moving forward. I’ve also gone ahead and canceled my @TheAthletic subscription if Jesse Granger is in fact one of the individuals caused this.

@Kylesta08916620 @AlvarezKicking @MakarTruther98 @Ephedra007 What a dumb fuck you are….

@AlvarezKicking @MakarTruther98 @Ephedra007 The fans don’t pay the players Management does

@Ephedra007 You certainly aren’t an NHL fan you stupid fuck. Or a fan of any professional league. Teams have to make themselves available to the media. It’s in their contracts. No one cost your team a draft pick except themselves. Cope, moron.

@nllv_comm @kami4374 @GoldenKnights You can’t think that’s a legit question if you’re already spouting out nonsense.

@kami4374 @GoldenKnights Legit real question. Do coaches have it in their contract with the team and the NHLPA as well as the NHL that this is an official duty. I am open to discussion but if you’re just going to throw insults we won’t talk. Valid question right? Is it literally part of the job?

@KMinerho3 @ronniewood @rodstewart @KingsTrust No one gives a fuck Rita. You sound like an asshole.

@ronniewood @rodstewart @KingsTrust I was just crazy about @rodstewart for 50 years while he was a singer. The funny thing is, now that he’s decided to take up politics and speak so horribly in public about my country’s elected President I’ve decided I’m no longer such a fan. Oh well, I hope you guys had fun.

💕We had a lovely dinner with @rodstewart and Penny after The @KingsTrust's 50th birthday party at Buckingham Palace yesterday!

@Ahnkruhn @EddieTrunk He’s my fav but his last worthwhile album was Psychedelic Pill. IMHO

@EddieTrunk Neil Young is still putting out some good music in his geriatric years

Crazy a band in their 80s still making new music this good.

@teamhareto @OverDrive1050 When he *checks notes* wasn’t a captain. People laugh at you when you tweet shit like this. Cry harder 🤡

@OverDrive1050 100% believable trade matthews NOW, before the window closes entirely i would have traded him after he (our captain) laughed when he was "ragdolled" by montreal in the playoffs a few years back

NEWS: Chris Johnston on OverDrive said he heard from a member from one NHL team that they would give up more for Matthew Knies than Auston Matthews 👀 #LeafsForever

@Johnnyboy99699 @RLN4_ @mmohorovich @OverDrive1050 🤡

@RLN4_ @mmohorovich @OverDrive1050 It’s always somebody else’s fault. It’s always injured and then the coach, and whoever else except the player himself eh

@Leafslatest Pardon?

Craig Berube is likely to return as head coach of the Maple Leafs next season. The meeting that took place this past weekend between him and Leafs GM John Chayka was an audit of this team, player by player, and Berube’s view of where they should be moving forward. If they can schedule the meeting with Matthews, that could be very telling, but the expectation from management and from the head coach is that Auston Matthews will be back and in training camp. “It sure seems like Craig Berube is likely going to return as head coach.” “From a management standpoint, I’d want to know what the hesitation is beyond the obvious. We can all see the areas of need. So I think Matthews is going to want some explanation as to what John Chayka and Mats Sundin see moving forward. I can’t imagine he withholds his services, right? But does he eventually, maybe not in this meeting, but sometime in the not too distant future, say, ‘Okay, yeah, I’m not in this for the long term. I’m going to honor my contract, but I’m telling you now I’m not in this for the long term’?” Reports @DarrenDreger / @FirstUp1050 #Leafsforever

@TDOT1991 @MapleLeafs What a moronic post! Team got worse under his coaching style. And you don’t seem to understand free agency. 🤡

@MapleLeafs Making Beribe the scapegoat is a PATHETIC and COWARDLY move. If new GM is trying to put his stamp on the team (God help us) . Not re-signing Marner was a bad move, the players getting injured was bad luck, and the players playing with NO HEART, that's who you blame. shame!

General Manager John Chayka announced today that the club has parted ways with head coach Craig Berube

@torontobaghead Too dumb to understand NMCs?

If the #LeafsForever had a wise GM, he would see that this pick is a great starting-off point for a rebuild. Trading Matthews and Nylander while they’re still under 30 should net you a lot of the building blocks for a quick and successful turnaround.

@andylehti @bourscheid You know ethers more believable? You’re a fucking moron.

@bourscheid You know what's more believable? The husband using the phone of his spouse by mistake, and then posting as him as her. What would when be the motive behind this.

Elon’s mom caught posting from the perspective of Elon’s dad. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to assume Elon is posting on Twitter as both his parents & was on the wrong alt. The cringe deepens daily with this one.

@themediawitch @Sam65488 @Dyo_Bit @ankorinclan He’s a moron. Spews nonsense and then blocks.

@Sam65488 @79jonjon @Dyo_Bit @ankorinclan now you're just spewing nonsense

Dijo una vez Liam Neeson sobre Natasha Richardson: “Me dijeron que tenía daño cerebral irreversible. Ver la radiografía fue impactante. Estaba conectada a soporte vital. Entré a su habitación y le dije: ‘Te amo, cariño, pero no vas a volver de esto. Te golpeaste en la cabeza. No sé si puedas escucharme, pero vamos a hacer lo siguiente: te llevaré de vuelta a Nueva York, vendrá la familia y nuestros amigos’. Ambos habíamos hecho un pacto: si uno de nosotros entraba en estado vegetativo, el otro lo desconectaría. Así que cuando la vi con esos tubos, de inmediato pensé: ‘Ella ya se ha ido’. Donamos tres de sus órganos, así que está manteniendo a tres personas con vida. Su corazón, sus riñones y su hígado.”