Tim Weeks

Good news: Marvel has the rights to the X-men, along with many other characters. Bad news: freaking net neutrality is gonna disappear. Screw you to #AjitPai and #FCC

Diplomatic Snafu: North Korea Is Letting Trump Choose If He Wants Three American Hostages Returned Or A Mysterious Box That Could Have Anything Inside It clckhl.co/heat2FL

A Changed Man: Richard Dawkins Has Converted To Christianity After Watching One Episode Of ‘VeggieTales’ clckhl.co/K2QAOBc

“So what is it like to own a Shiba?”

ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - works out $200 - smart $400 - smells nice $70 - has a job $10 - is a mouse named stuart $5 - owns a red convertible $500 - over 6 feet tall

Anger is a mask for those who feel powerless

LOL

If you listen closely you can hear me wheezing

Delete your account twitter.com/roxiqt/status/…

Ravioli ravioli give me the answers to my examioli

Even as the cast felt overjoyed after the triumphant premiere of #TheLastJedi, the guy in the upper-left corner was already silently composing a mean-tweet about how he thought the movie SHOULD have been.

Probably Bullshit But Still A Little Scary: Ethan Is Claiming That His Super Soaker Is Filled With Pee clckhl.co/Gr8vSY2

I AM GOING TO BED!! But first mmmmm a delicious potato

the 4-man bobsled would be much more interesting if every team had to eat an entire party sub before crossing the finish line

@Emily_Nicole16 Down with Gen Eds!

Gut-wrenching: Italian Waiter Grinds Fresh Black Pepper Onto Daughter’s Grave

@avsxbabe 😍

Yes! You are truly sorry. But not in a way you can ever make excuses for. You are among the sorriest pieces of human shit to ever draw breath. It would be best if you just disappeared yourself. twitter.com/dineshdsouza/s…

"If you want the light of God to shine from you, the light of God must first shine in you."

@SenFeinstein If criminals want guns, they WILL get them, regardless of laws