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While looking for fishes by the Creek Saucy Santana’s survival instincts kick in and quickly spots an alligator lurking close by saving both hers and Deshae’s lives 😳

“After hearing the gunshots, many people yelled ‘Get down!’ which caused Nicki Minaj to start twerking. Can you believe it? She’s the only one that really understood what that meant.” — Trump on the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

I have been briefed on today’s horrifying stabbings on the Upper West Side, where an Asian man and a Jewish man were attacked. According to witness and victim statements, the perpetrator yelled “Allahu Akbar” during both attacks. I am relieved that both victims are in stable condition. The NYPD responded immediately and arrested Raul Morales in connection with both assaults—and I am grateful to the officers for their swift response. The NYPD’s initial investigation suggests that mental health may have been a factor. They are also evaluating these stabbings as potential hate crimes. These hateful and despicable attacks have no place in our city.

Did this mf just offer me a flying squirrel for a damn motorcycle?

American school food is a massive health scam. Are parents paying for this?

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This woman confronted an auditor while carrying what appeared to be a Taser, convinced she was in control, until the situation quickly unraveled. 😭🍿

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BREAKING: Mamdani reveals NYC is reviewing whether it has legal authority to arrest Netanyahu during his expected September visit.

It's always “k*ll all pedophiles” until the victim is a black girl, now she's “fast.” I hate this community sometimes.