Mirai-Vegeta (RIP Toriyama-sensei)🇺🇸

Shit I hear from my 15 year old son: Hey, how do you circumcise a homeless guy? Kick your mom in the chin... I blame his father

@versifier146 @HazelAppleyard *don't always want it

@versifier146 @HazelAppleyard Cuz you do always want it. Yeah my ex always wanted it but he understood I was also sometimes tired from working and taking care of him and the house and the kids. He would rather I be into it then lay there like a dead fish so he could just get off

Ignoring your own children to punish your wife is unhinged

Smooth brained

He ain't dead, he is just hibernating

@CountDankulaTV This remains the best summary video from Ray William Johnson

Old art I found. I think I've been picking at that witcher pic since 2006

Spood getting a drink

The donkey meets his new toy and instantly loses it with joy. 😂 Pure happiness, right there.

I ghosted someone who whished death upon my spood so I'll erase you from my brain if you mess with the dogs or cats

@KeruboSk Someone hoped death on my pet tarantula and I stopped talking to the so I'll go full Uncle Phil on some being mean to the dogs or cats I have lol. I like them better then most peopl

Be honest...Would you ban a relative from your home if they were mean to your pet?

Okay, everyone… in the spirit of fairness, I did my own investigation I to Erika Kirk and found some really bad stuff. I need to apologize to everyone for previously defending her. Here goes: - Erika rented a video from Blockbuster and didn’t return it before they closed down. - Erika was once playing her cousin in UNO and hit her with two “Draw Fours” in a row. - Charlie walked past me once, made eye contact with me, and nodded. This is proof positive that he was trying to signal me that one of the raptors from Jurassic Park was after him. They were communicating with Erika to plot something. - Erika’s great-great grandfather had a hangnail. It’s proof that she’s up to no good. Thank you all for your patience and understanding. We must not let this go!

Vicious guard dog in training... #puppy #DogLovers #dogsofX

When you get bored enough at work you draw on clipboards lol

I am accepting close-up cat photo submissions for a project (it’s called I Am Sad). Example attached. Thank you in advance for your participation!

Puppy found the heated blanket

It is my honor to share my current foster: Bobby. I saw him on a short list for euthanasia after he was surrendered for “a snake bite on his paw”. He may be the actual love of my life. This is our first pic together riding home for the first time. He sits on his booty because his front legs are painful to stand on, not because of a snake bite, but he was shot with a BB gun by his owners and never cared for. Despite all that he’s the world’s cutest boy and the sweetest face in Dallas. He looks like he’s about to order his own pup cup post your pups and their silly poses!

@NftCelestials @LoneStarChica I would commit war crimes if someone dared touch a hair on his head

@LoneStarChica people do this stuff nationwide, there are organized groups that go around adopting pitts/pit mixes and immediately killing them

FLORIDA: DEXTER’S LAW TAKES EFFECT 🐾💔 Dexter, a Florida shelter dog, was given a second chance when he was adopted in May 2024 by Domingo R. Rodriguez. Just 4 days later, Dexter was betrayed by the very person who was supposed to love him. He was brutally m*rdered. His d*capitated body was found wrapped in plastic and dumped near Fort De Soto Park. Rodriguez was convicted and sentenced to 1 year and 59 days in prison and $6,395 in fines. Now, Dexter’s Law creates a statewide animal abuse registry and strengthens sentencing for aggravated cruelty. Because Dexter mattered.