Banana 🔪🔪

Also for those who think the Twisted Tea might be hers… she’s allowed to drink lol just not drink and drive. But she didn’t even touch it so there isn’t really anything there anyway.

Me watching that Daily Fail video with Britney Spears supposedly doing something wrong

@end3of6days9 Oh, only bathe cats if they are unwell and cannot bathe themselves or if they have gotten into a very stinky or harmful mess (bathroom accident, mud, dust, chemicals you don’t want them licking).

I hate seeing cat owners bathing their cats unnecessarily. Cats bathe themselves and their saliva is much more beneficial for their coat than pure water. It has antibacterial properties, acts as a natural lotion, and the tongue acts as a brush. They also may enjoy being submerged in warm water, but they absolutely hate being cold and wet afterwards. Sometimes you have to be the responsible adult that just says “no” to silly kitty whims. He will grow out of this behaviour soon.

This has got to be the most chill cat EVER. This cat mom holds up her Craigslist rescue cat and shows us their daily shower routine — this cat could not care less about water. He just chills there completely unbothered while getting drenched by the shower. I have to laugh because if I tried any of this with my own cat, I’d probably end up needing a thousand stitches and a whole new set of clothes! He sleeps on her face every night, follows her like a stage-five clinger, and then zooms around the house like a dog after the shower. I truly believe rescue pets know they’ve been saved — and they show their appreciation in the cutest ways. Have you ever rescued an animal that showed you how grateful they were?

@Mi_Luna_Loca @dom_lucre Spirits do not come into your head, stop bothering people who have lost their loved ones. You’re disrupting their grieving process with your scammy party trick.

@dom_lucre It’s unfortunate. But people need to understand when spirits come in our head to give someone a message, they do not leave us alone until it’s done.

🔥🚨JUST IN: This Psychic approached this random woman who was working as a cashier while she was in line to let her know her loved one wanted her to know that she was ok. The psychic even said the name of the deceased, Tammy which made the employee break down in tears and leave work. Psychic: “I was trying to tell him I didn’t even want to do it, It’s ok, he’s ok that’s the biggest thing, Cashier: “I want to go home.”

@LibertyLion_ @1goodtern I’m saying there are no grounds to “severely punish” her. I presume a lot of the passengers are in denial about being exposed.

@8bit_bb @1goodtern it was only a week after she got off the boat that the world new about the virus exposure on the boat. After that is when she decided to go on an unnecessary world tour. She knew. But was selfish and in denial, like many people were during covid. She's at fault.

I hope the cat isn't out of the bag. I really do. But if it starts replicating along that route she has travelled... we're in a very very strange and dark situation.

Stop making up stories about Britney eating dinner at a restaurant just to promote your sleazy websites.

For once they shut it down fast.

@LibertyLion_ @1goodtern She disembarked the ship before anyone knew about pt 0 & 1 and she didn’t do anything illegal. She may have caught and spread the virus, sure, but she’s not at fault for it. We just have to watch her + contact trace.

@1goodtern she should be severely punished for being so selfish. even if she wasn't infected, just the principle that you'd do something like that knowing you COULD BE spreading the plague. Zero tolerance

@elfbarmom Me too 😭😭 I was so surprised when it ran out like.. oh… maybe I should have waited until more subjects came along

@8bit_bb same but all of my stuffed animals lol 😭 I remember begging for more film so vividly

I had one of these but I didn’t have any film refills so I took like 20 pictures of my rabbit and couldn’t use it again 😭😭

@zvyrae Him: “I just made some bulllllshiiiiiiit”

Mercedes Logo Bike Helmet = Next Level Insanity 🤯

@Ayjchan @mattyglesias @JSweetLI "We ask that you monitor at home" Nodding "For about 6 weeks" Nods "And we ask that — where are you going?" [travels to every country in the world]

@yashar Oof they look all skinny and crooked. I just don’t think you should be messing with your beautiful natural bones… just be a short king

Will never get used to leg lengthening procedures as a concept.

@SpiritualWarfa8 @CollinRugg Brigitte is a woman, she’s just ugly and way too old for him

@CollinRugg Sorry, but this story is planted by Macron's team to make the gay rumors go away, and so we have to assume Brigitte is in fact a woman lol

NEW: Brigitte Macron representative denies new claim that she slapped her husband after she found a message on his phone with an Iranian actress. The statement from the French first lady comes after a new book made the allegations. "I find you very pretty," Macron said to 42-year-old Golshifteh Farahani, according to journalist Florian Tardif. The pair had a "platonic relationship" for multiple months, according to Le Parisien. "What hurt Brigitte was not so much the contents of the message as what it hinted at: a possibility … nothing tangible or that could really be denounced but the idea alone … was enough," the book says. "[Brigitte] saw herself being erased," a friend allegedly said. A representative for Brigitte has responded to the claims, saying she never looks at her husband's phone. "Brigitte Macron categorically denied this account directly to the author on March 5th, specifying that she never looks at her husband’s mobile phone."

@AntiMew37518 @ShilohxxJulia I’m surprised the kids weren’t scared

@ShilohxxJulia The face of that man was scary AF

How in the fuck does anyone watch this and not see it as obvious pedophilia?!

@ArggLindsay lol her face

Legendary actor Griffin Dunne has apparently joined the cast of Hulu’s Count My Lies, starring Lindsay Lohan, Shailene Woodley and Kit Harington. —He was spotted filming scenes with Woodley yesterday in South Beach.

@ErinBurnett Has anyone considered that the contamination was ON the ship then?

Spoke to the only American who tested positive for hantavirus (he’s in biocontainment unit). Of significant note: He & others on ship had illness w/night sweats, chills, & fatigue (fatigue lasted 2.5wks) after interacting only socially w/patient zero.

@Tyler496 @mhp_guy Why does it appear to just end in the middle of the ocean

@mhp_guy I can see why

This guy makes six figures driving people across a bridge they're too scared to drive over themselves. He charges $40 cash. 10 to 30 clients a day. Some have been paying him daily for years. He meets them at a truck weigh station, hops in their car, drives them across in four minutes, and gets driven back by his assistant to do it again. The alternative route takes four hours through Baltimore. Here's what's wild... and possibly a little concerning: He said Airline pilots have used his service. His wife even makes custom eye masks that say "I hate this bridge." Steven Eskew has been running this business for years and has made tens of thousands of trips. I'll let you do that math. There's a business for everything. I promise you.

Britney Spears getting ready for the Video Music Awards, August 2002.