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Yoooooo my slime

@JoelJackson89 He was never at the back post when playing upfront either that was the problem

I would say Woltemade at the back post, but he'll never be there playing CDM for Howe

@XxSeanNUFCxX @kendallrowanx That’s what I’m saying. People acting like he wasn’t useless up front for game after game before he got moved to midfield just to bash Eddie

@kendallrowanx Didn’t suit him being upfront either

Genuinely shocking he has to defend himself cos he’s being shoved into a position that’s blatantly not suiting him

@sanchothekidd__ @footballontnt Quickly google which club has the most players in the England squad for me

@8titles @footballontnt newcastle fan🤣🤣🤣 cry about willock, lewis miley, jacob amsey who won’t be called up. shameless🤣🤣

Might be the most accurate football post we've seen 😅

@LaurenceBlackad @Pooliemags1Ttv We obviously wasted it on terrible signings we already know this

@Pooliemags1Ttv I thought we had a net spend of 99 million last summer where’s the Isak money gone?.

Sounds like we have round 100 million NET in the summer (depending On what competitions we are in I’m assuming could be higher) So anything over that needs to be added with sales Tonali 90 Tino 70 Willock 10 Osula 25 That’s nearly 200 million in sales so effectively if we sell well we could spend 200 -250 million #nufc

@OrangSonic @datfella__ @orm0nde Well that makes sense because it’s extremely likely that all the payments into his private pension were tax free

@datfella__ @orm0nde He doesn't, it's the pension he paid into for the 54 years he worked. The government taxes him on his private pension.

@Pooliemags1Ttv I’ll never forget how good he was from 2022-2023, one of the best players we’ve ever had

Sad to see this drop off like white is now green is last season Possession won in final third basically confirms his legs have gone #nufc

@JohnOFarrell @NUFC Why give him a run of games when he doesn’t even try in the 10 minute cameos

@NUFC Give him a run of games, he might actually do something if he plays the full 90 not just 10 minute cameos when his teammates are all knackered and have given up!

Congratulations, Wiss 🇨🇩 Yoane Wissa and the DR Congo qualified for the World Cup with a win over Jamaica last night 🙌

@gw850 He’s genuinely awful. Should sell to Saudi for “market value”

@The_Tecknician @Dexerto Sad to see that people think this is acceptable

@Dexerto It was inevitable that consoles would and eill get much more edpensive ad technology becomes more advanced. The fact that consoles were able to stick with $300' to even $500'ish is a miracle.

Next-gen PlayStation and Xbox consoles could cost almost $1,000, with console gaming becoming “a luxury expenditure” according to analysts via GamesRadar

@Bomba__24 @reflec_ion @centregoals @martynziegler That can’t be the same big bad man united that used to flex titles flexing being the second best team in Manchester

@reflec_ion @centregoals @martynziegler Yes I do bro🥶

🚨🚨| Newcastle United face a potential hefty FINE for breaching UEFA financial rules — UEFA will not accept the £133m ‘profit’ from the stadium sale to a sister company. 💰 [@martynziegler]

@atm1988 OSULAAAAA

And what happens next season when they’re out the UCL and can’t sell their stadium to themselves again? Pure fugazi stuff

@Keir_Starmer Cut fuel duty you tosser

I will always make decisions that are in the national interest. It’s why we aren’t getting dragged into the Middle East conflict, and why we are fighting to protect your living standards. And while opposition parties have responded by dividing communities, we respond with hope and pride. Pride in our communities, and the hope of a country that’s better for our children. That’s what we’re fighting for. Vote Labour on Thursday 7 May.

@energygovuk Why don’t you do something about it you fucking bellends

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@NUFC7890 Derby will be his last game. He doesn’t give a fuck at all. If this “intensity” identity is still real Howe needs to stop playing players that don’t fucking try

2 things that need to happen for the rest of the season, Joe willock shouldn’t get another kick of the ball for Newcastle ever again after these performances off the bench and the last game🤢 his Newcastle career should be over. Don’t even put him in the squad Woltemade has to play upfront for the last 7 games. #NUFC

@manback_h @SirVivMilton Agreed. No deployment issues at all, just old man Hamilton forgetting to press the throttle hard enough. Sad to see

@SirVivMilton His "battery issues" were him trying to fight Charles off and running out of juice before the straight. Ferrari have not confirmed a single thing Lewis has said. Five weeks of this shit is going to be unbearable.

Overtaking his teammate with battery issues 😭✌🏽 I don’t even hate Charles ,but first let’s make sure we don’t fall behind Kimi Antonelli in race wi s by the end of this season 😭🐶

@elliottlock @gmarshmandj @SkyNews @JayneSeckerSky Maybe the average second hand Mercedes Benz is 17 grand hahahah your average second hand car is like 3-5 grand

@gmarshmandj @SkyNews @JayneSeckerSky Given that the average second-hand ICE car costs around £17k right now, what I said isn't unreasonable for the majority of people. It's an average, clearly I'm not saying it applies to literally everyone.

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@utdHarryy OSULAAAAAA

Newcastle fans are an embarrassment bunch I can’t lie. It’s like they’re trying so hard to start a rivalry with us for some reason. Your rivals are Sunderland not us, focus on them.

Another season of newcastle cucks tryna force a rivalry

@TheImmortalKop £41m per goal so far 🔥🔥🔥

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