Gleesh

Made in Israel

I stopped smoking for about 3 months and literally nothing got better. Gonna cop a 3.5 tomorrow

Seeing a very beautiful girl do some hoe stuffs is so disappointing

boy this shit had me crying all day

The face of the silly neighbor on a black sitcom

You asking bout her salary right?

u kno u smokin pressure when u mad da blunt aint finished yet 🤣🤣

20 days no weed I had a dream I got robbed at knife point in haiti

Niggas was in there like this 😭😭😭

One of the gays at poker tonight said he is only straight for one woman who he met in Guatemala and they had spiritual sex and now she visits him once a year and they have spiritual sex for 72 hours straight and then he’s gay again

let a nigga win lord

There's a new guy at work and he's been here maybe two weeks and we're in a meeting and my boss is talking about quarterly goals or whatever and she goes "we really need to circle back to customer retention" and this guy raises his hand and goes "I have a question" and my boss is like yes and he goes "why do you always say circle back?" and the whole room goes quiet and my boss is like what and he goes "you say it like every meeting is there a reason we're going in circles why don't we just go forward" and someone coughs and he's still going "like I've been keeping track you've said it eighteen times in two weeks" and my boss just stares at him and goes "have you never worked in an office before" and he goes "I have but nobody said circle back this much it feels aggressive" and I swear my boss aged five years and she goes "it's just a phrase" and he goes "okay but like why circles" and she just moved on with the meeting. He got let go during his probation period today and I heard him ask HR if it was because of the circle thing.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

I get high & do stupid shit like spend $37 on food 🤦🏽‍♂️

Y’all don’t know how funny this shit is to me. These niggas had untouchable PR for 6 years 😭😭😭 all that shit is down the drain now LMAOOO

The Pelicans went 26-56 last season and somehow followed it up with an offseason featuring no trades, no free-agent signings, and 14 of the same 15 players returning 😅 (h/t @RTNBA )

“The mother of my two sons is 11 years older than me. We’ve been together since I was 20. I think she stayed with me despite how childish I was because she saw something in me. 😂 I didn’t marry her for 25 years because I didn’t want to lose 50% of my assets. When I finally proposed… she said no.” — Zlatan Ibrahimović