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@claudeai your desktop app silently quit every time I sent a cowork prompt. So I opened another claude window to debug the app. Found a 1.13GB session audit.jsonl OOM'ing the renderer. One mv command later, app lives. Would accept payment in free credits 🙏

@FattyNatsu Every bartels in Phuket and Bangkok I’ve been to take about 40 minutes to make a sandwich, it’s ridiculous lol

The first time I tried BARTELS in Bangkok, I knew this was different. Turns out, there’s a whole story behind that bread 🍞 Nicolai Bartels quit his corporate job in Denmark, moved to Bangkok with his wife and started baking sourdough at home during Covid. No kitchen experience. No restaurant background. Just a guy who couldn't find good sourdough bread in Thailand. That was 2020. Here’s where it stands today: • 12 branches across Bangkok, Phuket & Saigon 🇹🇭🇻🇳 • 400 employees • 1,500 kg of sourdough baked every day • 24 to 48 hours of natural fermentation, zero commercial yeast • Every loaf under 3 hours old • A new Saigon flagship opened by the Danish ambassador The best businesses often start with a personal frustration

@Ryandally08 @Caramel_Tart_68 I’d guess the WEF are giving politicians in the west immigrant quotas to reach and in return, the politician and their parties get political donation/funding and guaranteed high paying corporate jobs in the private sector when their public tenure finishes

@Caramel_Tart_68 Last time I checked, the war in Afghanistan ended in 2020. Why is he still handing out “protection visas”

#BREAKING The Albanese Government has quietly approved an additional 26,500 Afghan migrants, family reunions & welfare support. A spokesman said priority is given to “persecuted minorities, women, children, and LGBTQI+ individuals” What changes when they land here? They still live the same lifestyle and then try to push it onto us. No wonder Albo’s going so hard to jail Ben Roberts Smith. Gotta keep his mates happy.

@SethSHowes This is a borderline schizo take lol. If someone or some group wants your DNA, they’ll get it. And if they did, what implications are you afraid of? Generally curious to hear your answer

I’ve wanted to do this for a decade. But I never did - I refuse to give any company my DNA. It is me. So this week I sequenced my genome entirely at home. Literally on my kitchen table. I never exposed my DNA sequence to the internet. Not at any point. I used a MinION to do the sequencing (it’s smaller + weighs less than an iPhone). I used open-source DNA models for the analysis (Evo2 and AlphaGenome) running locally on a DGX Spark and Mac Studio. I traced mechanisms behind my family’s multigenerational autoimmune conditions that no clinician has been able to understand. When I set out to do this I didn’t know if it would actually work. It does. Your genome is the most private data you will ever have. You probably shouldn’t let it leave your house.

@NoticerNews Greeks are now using machetes? That’s new

A teenager has been injured in a savage machete attack by about 10 masked thugs at Eaton Mall in Oakleigh, Melbourne, on Friday night. Follow: @NoticerNews

@arrwawojak @JB11XI @_amr91 @_ROUNDTHEBEND__ Detention centres. Australia has had this boat people issue for years and has detention centres, such as Christmas Island. Designed to hold, process and detain asylum seekers. Basically a more hospitable prison.

@JB11XI @_amr91 @_ROUNDTHEBEND__ Doesn’t work in practice. They arrive with nothing but the clothes they’re wearing. No documents, records, passport, criminal history, what countries they’ve been in. You have no clue who they are, in any sense. How do you know where to deport them to?

I might sound daft but how come migrants can get legal status in Spain but we’re only allowed 90 days and get fined if we over stay could I throw my passport away and apply to live there?

@PhantomStays Reading this gave an aneurysm lmao

the sad truth abt marbella🇪🇸 haters is they ain’t livin the gym in sun for hours + crystal clear blue water w baddie + homies birthday on the beach grill steaks portable sauna/cold plunge in ocean at midnight all on a random thursday marbella type life they’re smoking hookah in puerto banus & buying escorts at fitz n that sucks

@soigomaa So what’s a healthy way to exhaust that anger? Going to a rage room and smashing a bunch of TVs lol?

My therapist told me "Habits like smoking, drinking, chronic lack of sleep, or disordered eating are often forms of self-sabotage. When you suppress a massive amount of anger toward others, that energy has to go somewhere. So, you subconsciously start destroying yourself just to release the feelings you've bottled" And that hit me like a brick"

@ShangguanJiewen Communist blocs ain’t lookin’ so bad

90% of Chinese adults own their home. 80% have no mortgage. Meanwhile, these are what new 4th generation apartments look like... Balconies are now mandated for new builds, by law.

@sensid0ll Naming yourself a ‘bad bitch’ is exactly why a man wouldn’t pay for you. Men pay for women that respect them… why would a man pay for a woman that doesn’t even respect herself or her vocabulary?

Australia the only place I know that makes bad bitches pay for shit likeeeeeeeeeeee

@AJButton2 I was there today sat to your right lol

Today’s office: Paper Plane Project, T-One Building, Bangkok.

@MiguelReye5252 @ElTrumpista It’s not by choice at this point. He’s been manipulated and worn down over many years so much to the point that he questions his own sanity and attempts to justify hers to keep the peace. Women like this are borderline psychotic imo

@ElTrumpista Honestly, this is man's fault also. Why would you ever be with someone like that. Cut them off, respect yourself and be in peace. 😂 I never understood this, it's so easy to see red flags...

Urgente hacen falta penas durísimas para falsas denuncias. La mujer simulaba ser golpeaba por el hombre: “QUE ME HICISTE?” Si no lo grababa el playero seguramente el tipo iba preso, y si llegan a tener un hijo se lo dan a la enferma psiquiátrica por el mero hecho de ser mujer

@spwfeijen WANT

Made ~$145K just doing this tbh... If you’re in ecom and struggling with ads — you’re probably overcomplicating it. Just use MakeUGC. - Find a product that’s already working - Spin up some AI UGC creatives - Test a bunch of angles fast - Run ads behind the winners That’s literally it. Comment “WANT” and I’ll DM you the full strategy. (Must be following)

@mikefutia META

I just built a Claude skill that audits your entire Meta Ads account in under 5 minutes 🤯 Export your CSV from Ads Manager → drop it into Claude → get back an account health score, a wasted spend breakdown, and a prioritized fix list telling you exactly what to change this week. All inside Claude Cowork. Perfect for DTC brands and agencies who are running Meta Ads but have no idea which creatives are bleeding budget, which audiences stopped converting, or why CPA crept up 40% last month. If your weekly Meta workflow still looks like this — open Ads Manager, stare at the dashboard, sort by spend, squint at CTR columns, export a CSV you never actually analyze, close the tab and hope for the best... This skill runs the full audit for you: → Reads your Meta Ads CSV export (campaign, ad set, and ad-level data) → Scores your account 0-100 across 6 dimensions: creative health, audience efficiency, budget allocation, funnel performance, fatigue signals, and offer effectiveness → Calculates your exact wasted spend in dollars: every ad with spend and zero purchases → Identifies creative fatigue before it tanks your CPA (declining CTR + rising frequency + increasing cost) → Flags audience overlap and saturation across ad sets → Delivers a top-5 fix list ranked by how much money each fix saves you No API connection. No third-party tool access to your ad account. No risk of Meta flagging your account. What you get: →A full account health score (0-100) with a grade for each dimension →Your exact wasted spend in dollars (not a vague "you're overspending") →Creative fatigue signals with specific ads to kill or refresh this week →Audience efficiency analysis showing which ad sets are cannibalizing each other →A prioritized fix list ranked by budget impact (do #1 first, save the most money) One CSV export, one prompt. Five minutes. I put together the full playbook with the skill file, the scoring methodology, and the exact CSV export steps from Ads Manager. Want it for free? > Like this post > Comment "META" And I'll send it over (must be following so I can DM)

A surprising amount of adulthood is just finally accepting that no one is coming to impose the structure you need. You either build it, or you drift inside the structures other people built for you.

I’m in love with this sentence: “The art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you so far.”

@timbo_xyz 🤟

@911tjb Followed for the 911

Working from Paper Plane Project in Bangkok today 🇹🇭 Located on the 40th floor of the T-ONE building on Sukhumvit in Thonglor Comes with lots of comfy seats and it's known to get busy during the week On the louder side with good music playing all day and a full menu of drinks/food (booze too) Internet speeds of 100 down / 85 up and 2 call pods to take meetings Americano will run you 130 baht (~$4) and there's a wide range of options from salmon tartare to pizza Spend 100 THB for 2 hours of free wifi, 300 THB for 4 🛜 Incredible lookout view from the patio, but it's also the smokers section so keep that in mind One of the sickest places to work from in Bangkok IMO But man.. there are many options 😅🇹🇭

@spect3ral Copy

Claude can now ideate, brief and generate copy for your meta ads I built 4 FREE skills for you to use 👇 The pattern I keep seeing: Brand finds a winning visual. Runs it with the same headline + primary text for weeks. CTR dies. They blame the creative. It wasn't the creative. It was running 1 copy variant against thousands of impressions. Meta's algorithm needs ammo. These 4 Claude skills generate it. 1/ Ad angle generator Paste your product context (URL or brief). Skill returns 30 distinct angles across 6 hook categories problem-aware, benefit-led, social proof, direct offer, curiosity, comparison. Each angle includes the audience pain it targets and the emotional driver behind it. Your strategist in a markdown file. 2/ Creative brief writer Pick any angle from skill 1. Skill writes a full production brief: hook, message, visual direction, CTA, tone, target audience, success metric. Brief format is ready to hand to a designer, a UGC creator, or an AI generator. No more half-baked Slack messages as briefs. 3/ Copy variations generator Pick a brief. Skill returns: → 10 primary text variations (short, medium, long form) → 15 headlines (under 40 chars for placements) → 10 descriptions (under 30 chars) → 5 CTAs matched to the angle All Meta-spec compliant. All testable in one ad set. 4/ Brand voice locker Drop in 5-10 of your best-performing past ads. Skill extracts your brand voice rules: sentence length, vocabulary, banned phrases, required elements, tone markers. Then enforces them across skills 1-3. Your AI-generated copy stops sounding like AI. The workflow: → Skill 4 learns your voice (one-time) → Skill 1 generates 30 angles per product → Skill 2 turns the top 5 into briefs → Skill 3 expands each brief into 30+ copy variations → You pick the strongest 10. Launch them all. That's 50+ on-brand copy variants per product. From a single context input. In about 20 minutes. The math that matters: 1 winning visual × 50 copy variations = 50 chances to find the angle Meta favors today. 1 winning visual × 1 copy variant = the slow death your last ad suffered. Works with any Claude Pro plan ($20/month). No API keys. No coding. Comment "Copy" and I'll send you: → All 4 skills as .md files → The workflow doc showing how they chain → A starter brand voice template (must be connected)

@mikefutia Prompts

I just built a Claude prompt library that runs your entire DTC marketing operation 🤯 100+ prompts organized by function: competitor research, creative briefs, ad copy, hooks, landing pages, performance analysis, customer review mining, and more. Perfect for DTC brands and agencies who are still prompting Claude from scratch every time they open a new chat, rewriting the same context, and getting generic output that sounds like every other AI-generated ad. This prompt library eliminates the entire loop: → Competitor Research: scrape and analyze competitor ads, extract winning hooks, map creative strategies, build competitive battlecards → Creative Briefs: generate data-backed briefs from ad performance, write iteration briefs, new concept briefs, test plans → Ad Copy & Hooks: 20 hooks across 10 frameworks, full ad copy variations, persona-specific angles, fatigue-busting rewrites → Landing Pages: audit any landing page against DR best practices, clone high-converting advertorial structures, write product page copy → Performance Analysis: audit Google Ads accounts, find wasted spend, build visual dashboards, weekly narrative reports → Customer Intelligence: mine reviews for ad copy language, extract objections, find unexpected use cases, build persona cards from real data → SEO & Content: find keyword gaps, write content in your brand voice, optimize product listings for AI shopping (ChatGPT, Gemini) → Email & SMS: launch sequences, weekly newsletters, abandoned cart flows, post-purchase nurture No more blank-page prompting. No more re-explaining your brand every session. No more generic AI output that sounds like a template. What you get: →100+ copy-paste prompts organized by the 8 functions DTC teams actually run →Every prompt pre-loaded with the context structure Claude needs to give you real output →Prompts that reference your brand voice, your ICPs, and your real data — not generic placeholders →A living library you can customize once and reuse across every campaign I put together the full prompt library as a single downloadable playbook: organized by section, ready to copy-paste into Claude today. Want it for free? > Like this post >Comment "PROMPTS" And I'll send it over (must be following so I can DM)