King Clownery

Saw 1.6 GPA trending and I thought my grades got leaked

I can’t bench 500 pounds but I have pounded 500 benches

@emily_tweets he would disagree with your pinned tweet

Anyone who glorifies the death of a man for practicing his right to free speech can go ahead and unfollow me

😶

@kelliexny bih that’s a washing machine

when my man asks me what’s for breakfast

@bini_r1 Stolen tweet

most balkan thing you’ll see today

My favorite bit at the bars is going up to random people and telling them “just wanted to let you know I’m heading out”

why are my balls green??

@normalnoodle_ Fucj no

who up

@TheGriftReport Flat ass and receding hairline, absolutely not.

republicans ruined this app and they’re gay

@normalnoodle_ I totally would’ve done the same 2 months ago

@96Vercetti nah 12 year old me is screaming

Impulsively bought tickets to see Katy Perry?

@yamotweets @ayeejuju pac said “stocker”

@ayeejuju It’s a good thing they removed it because I was lowkey a stocker 😭

this feature on instagram ended so many relationships 😭

@normalnoodle_ what boobs?

y’all came for the boobs and stayed for the bangers I see

they call me JT cuz I’m cumming

I know it smell crazy in there

What a fucking dweeb

@skyeinterlude Yo

@ayeejuju Middle and bottom both valid

there’s 3 types of people in the world

Independence Day MOOD. 🇺🇸