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Hands Olsen

@975hands

I’m not affiliated with Hans Olsen in any way. This is a parody account. I’m here to balance his biased Ute reporting. And unlike him, I won’t block you.

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Hands Olsen
Hands Olsen@975hands·
@bryanrbeal You should move to a red state. Quite the opposite at our local HD.
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Bryan Beal 🎧
Bryan Beal 🎧@bryanrbeal·
I don’t care what the “official” statistics tell you, when you go to a Home Depot on Memorial Day and you don’t see a single other soul in the entire store, something is wrong with the economy
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@glenn_tunes Here in America, we consider that a good thing. Just shows how much the US has been carrying you all since WW2.
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Glenn Tunes
Glenn Tunes@glenn_tunes·
Here in Europe we consider Donald Trump the worst thing that has happened to the world since WW2 🤷
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Hands Olsen@975hands·
@AshtonPSnow @KesslerWRLD Dude, Ryan is not even going to give you the time of day. If you really have a name that will kock everyone’s socks off, the best and only way to give it momentum is to tell everyone. And just because you think it’s amazing doesn’t mean everyone else will.
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KesslerWRLD 🌎
KesslerWRLD 🌎@KesslerWRLD·
Since there is more buzz about the MLB to Utah what should the team name and colors be?
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Tara Setmayer 🌻 🇺🇸
As a lifelong, avid @Giants fan, I am beyond disappointed & flat out angry @JaxsonDart has chosen to align himself with an unhinged, racist, criminal, lunatic destroying our democracy. How is this going to go over with his teammates? This is a terrible look for the org.
Acyn@Acyn

Jaxson Dart: I'm grateful, I'm honored, I'm pleasured to introduce the 45th and 47th president of the United States of America, President Donald J. Trump.

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Hands Olsen
Hands Olsen@975hands·
@DrNeilStone …from cancer, car crashes, general old age, and other health problems that already existed.
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Hands Olsen@975hands·
@rob_alvord @McCadeP8 It’s because he’s demonstrated that he doesn’t ’not’ want to be in Utah. So if the team and pay are right, he’s okay with being here. He’s clearly not looking to skip town at the first opportunity.
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Hot Rob Hundley
Hot Rob Hundley@rob_alvord·
@McCadeP8 I’m aware. I just don’t think that’s enough to convince me to go after him way more aggressively than Peterson
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Hot Rob Hundley@rob_alvord·
I’m sorry, but I need someone to explain to me why we think AJ will have some kind of special loyalty to Utah He played for BYU one year, and it’s likely being the highest paid college basketball player had a little something to do with it He might be loyal, I just need more reassurance than this
McCade Pearson@McCadeP8

The odds Peterson re-signs in Utah after his second contract compares to the odds AJ re-signs after his second contract is enough to overpay for the trade

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Hands Olsen@975hands·
@ToriatheistTori Would you be willing to pay even more if all of us non-Canadians came to your country illegally for the free healthcare?
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Nikolas@MrTimeAttack·
@TomiLahren @hashjenni As the “Greatest Nation on Earth”. We kinda do have that responsibility and reputation to uphold. But you MAGA dorks want to fuck all that up. Sit down
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Jenni@hashjenni·
In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive. Just thought y’all should know.
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@guvernmentname It’s really more about BYU being a more superior program compared to Utah since that time.
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Hands Olsen@975hands·
@thedaywar90 Rebuilt the economy and created 25 million jobs? Those were covid eturn to work jobs. Dems lose every ounce of credibility each time they say that.
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The Day Warrior
The Day Warrior@thedaywar90·
Biden didn’t destroy the Rose Garden. He rebuilt the economy, created over 15 million jobs, cut the deficit, lowered insulin costs, and passed historic climate & infrastructure bills. His conscience is clear and so is his record. Do you agree with me? Yes Or No
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Gordo@BOSSportsGordo·
@rflynn710 Not even annoyed more so dumbfounded
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Gordo@BOSSportsGordo·
Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?
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@mikealfred I’d go with B. And if you have a $3M net worth, you probably don’t have a 500 credit score.
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Mike Alfred
Mike Alfred@mikealfred·
Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $50M net worth. 850 credit score. Private jet. Option B: Married. 2 kids. $3M net worth. Drive a Toyota. 10 BTC in cold storage. 500 credit score. Fly Southwest. Be honest, which life are you choosing?
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Hands Olsen@975hands·
@SenWarren Stop talking about taxing the rich and explain why social security stops being withheld at $185K. Propose changes that actually make sense.
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Hands Olsen@975hands·
@GovCox Why does the state continue to pin the water and drought problem on residents when it is clearly our insistence on growing alfalfa in Utah, which is among the most water hungry crops?
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Hands Olsen@975hands·
@AMarkham_UN Do Ute fans not realize how stupid this smack talk is? Player pay comes from boosters and corporate donors. BYU clearly has way more of that than Utah. BYU fans love that. Your jealousy is showing, big time.
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Alex Markham@AMarkham_UN·
Keep in mind BYU will try to spin this as if they’re not one of the top teams paying. Then I’ll just remind them not all their stuff is public because it’s a private institution — their favorite rebuttal. Why deflect from it? The school & fanbase used to consider it a positive.
Front Office Sports@FOS

The top 10 men's basketball teams who spent the most in 2025: 1️⃣ Indiana, $32M 2️⃣ Tennessee, $23.1M 3️⃣ Arizona, $22.6M 4️⃣ Texas, $22.4M 5️⃣ UConn, $21.5M 6️⃣ Arkansas, $21.2M 7️⃣ Michigan State, $21M 8️⃣ Kentucky, $20.7M 9️⃣ Auburn, $20.5M 🔟 Louisville, $19.8M (via @MattBrownEP)

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Hands Olsen@975hands·
@youngbloodaggie 80% of your posts this last week have been about BYU. They definitely have your attention.
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YoungBloodAggie@youngbloodaggie·
BYU outspent most of their conference and finished tenth. USU was outspent by most of their conference and won it. But yeah, congrats on beating Tech at home. One-and-done doesn’t work for anyone but Duke, and you’re not Duke. Traded your tradition for NBA Draft mentions.
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