SmileyGizmos

The things my eyes have seen

@3gger_ I know what you are.

Actually love LDR weirdly enough, i mean one where yall see like once in 3-4 months

@Naija_PR No wonder I have abs

Remember, You are the Sperm that won

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

@TornadoThought @ma1ybe First time seeing this much nature in the series

@ma1ybe Nope

I am so sorry, but electric chair to him and anyone who thinks this is normal.

@PAULippines @Zoya_ki_batein What movie is this from?

A dad proposed to his 20 year old daughter with a purity ring

@qwerty_bob41 @Zoya_ki_batein Wha movie is this from?

@Zoya_ki_batein this is fucking creepy

@Zoya_ki_batein This reminds me of that one episode from shameless. It did not go well for the dad and daughter

@AmandaY44339 Should have used the “helicopter helicopter “ soundtrack

@0moyeh @chisomholic E be like say my wife no love me after all

@chisomholic That's why I said "a babe that has her own money and loves you" Women spend so much on men they love.

Until you date a babe that has her own money and loves you, you won't realize how much the broke ones have been holding your life back.

@MidLifeVirus @Chevko_ @CookiieMonstrr @ma1ybe If I may ask, did the dog lick an open wound or are you allergic to dog saliva?

@Chevko_ @CookiieMonstrr @ma1ybe I was lucky and they had a cure.

"I feel sorry for the husband” this woman just sacrificed her body to have their child, ended up with a condition because of the pregnancy and all people think of is her man staying faithful..

@cornski I carry my shiny middle dome with pride

how niggas be after the bouncer say "no hats"

@ElinaMia34 Ehen?

@YourPrimePath What’s the payoff of doing the dishes for the whole house?

She literally explained why some people never feel lazy and how to copy them ( in 2 mins)

@AdedamolaAdeda4 @qoalc @lifeisyolo__ What a nepo thing to say

@qoalc @lifeisyolo__ We used to eat bread and eggs on Sundays. Sometimes, it was yam and eggs.

One of the signs of Lapo kids is growing up to realise our parents actually made some basic meals in life look like luxury. I can't blame them tbh. you see this tin milk, sardine, sliced bread etc you dare not finish it at once as a child. You must not even be caught buying it to eat on your own. It's either the whole family is sharing it or we take small out of it and keep the rest.

@cornski Are you 12?

how yo parents look at u after seeing a 12 y/o graduate on facebook

@Talk2Temikola @bibah5448 What will happen when she turns 60?

@bibah5448 By the time you turn 60 You'd ask yourself which spirit pushed you to pierce your bwess lydis. Keep enjoying the moment o. It's your shining time.

Grok this I dare you

How a Serial Scammer disguised as a Phone vendor sent a Victim to My Store and Scammed him of N920,000 ‼️‼️‼️ A Long thread but please read, It will be worth it and I hope he goes Viral since Our Law Enforcement agencies are “Unwilling to help unless they get paid amount that is even close to the scammed Amount” . This Format started on JiJi, it’s been going on for years , I didn’t know it was going to happen to me. On Monday November 3rd 2025, This number +2347078025756 ( Whom we later found out to be Mr. Oluwatosin Love Oduwaiye) (Attached are chats, His Facebook page and pictures) reached out to me Via one of Computer Village WhatsApp group Chats with the Name “De Gadgets plug”, He replied to a Samsung Galaxy phone I had earlier posted For Sale, He seemed like a fellow Vendor, I didn’t even notice anything. (1) @instablog9ja @Naija_PR @GossipMillNaija

I’m just glad this came out before AI went nuts

@AveiroSantos_ @RealDreylo Enough said.

Begin a sentence with "Money"

@TorMorz @TheoAbuAgada Who’s the young person?

@TheoAbuAgada Bro! You just woke up and typed. You no reason am at all. But then, are you for real man? How many people knew Ned before Regina came along? Yet somehow, you believe Ned is the last old man interested in a young girl.

Regina is fucxxxked for life. She can’t leave that man. The lifestyle that man introduced her to, cannot be maintained by Asaba movies. It’s she and Ned together, under the weather, near Gbagada.