Mallam Wazobia

@whitenigerian We love you brother. Stay Bless as our own Forever.

I didn’t know I was “White.” - Mohammed Jammal

@SarkinMota_AMF ..... and I supply smoke fish to almost all parts of Nigeria. Ranging from catfish, asa, tilapia karfasa etc.

It’s surprising that people find it amusing that I went to mai Shayi to eat indomie, lol you people take this life too seriously oo. At the end of the day we’ll all end up 6 feet under but that’s by the way. haladu makes the best indomie in Abuja, give him a try.

Let her maintain the same look and structure at 95, then we will all agree that " beauty doesn't age" .

@whitenigerian Good morning Sir. I wish to congratulate you over your Team (The Gunners) qualifying to th UCL final, also to wish your to come out Victorious in both EPL and UCL, and also to STRONGLY ADVISE YOU START GIVING AWAY cause The Gunners are on their way to Double .

Dear @grok , why is Michael Jackson trending these couple of days ?

@King__Bantu Oh Africa !!! 😭😭

Soutien aux Maliens 🇲🇱 Battez-vous : cette jeunesse africaine doit se mettre debout pour son avenir ✊🏾

@ManUtdInPidgin United for life 09018849630 SmartCash M Y Dora.

We wan giveaway N50,000. N5,000 each for 10 people! Drop your account number.

@Fargo5p @yabaleftonline 🤣🤣🤣🤣 chairman Abeg u to pls let me live, na small unit of energy remain for my body wey I wan jayjayly use enter 2027, so mek u no drain am with this ur funny question.

@yabaleftonline So person mama go wear APC pant 😂 Burst my brain

Ladies captured celebrating on the street of Kano with branded underwear

May The Almighty Bless you Sir @ali_of_asworld for showcasing some one Worthy of honouring and celebrating. I also join you in looking forward to other capable Nigerians to also show their support to this Brilliant Mind. #OneLove

@ManUtdInPidgin 1.Andre Onana- Cameron. 2 Amad Dialo - Ivory-Coast. 3Bryan Mbeumo-Cameroon. 4.Eric Bailey- Ivory Coast. 5. Manucho - Angola 6. Mame Biram Diof - Senegal 7. Wilfried Zaha - Ivory-Coast. 8. Quinton Fortune- South- Africa. 9. Sofyan Amrabat-Morrocco. 10. Gary Bailey - South-Africa

Odion Ighalo and Amad Diallo excluded, name an African player wey play for Manchester United. Impossible

@bbchausa Bbc mu yanzu ta abunci mukey ba ta juma'i ko .....

Kamfanin Karex mai ƙera kwaroron roba zai ƙara farashinsa da aƙalla kashi 30 idan har aka ci gaba da yaƙin Iran kamar yadda shugabansa Goh Miah Giat ya bayyana. Yayin tattaunawarsa da wasu gidajen yaɗa labarai, Mista Goh ya ce tunda aka fara yaƙin, kamfanin ke fuskantar wahalar samun kayan haɗa kwaroron robar.

@felixanthonie Congratulation Romeo and Juliet, may you live a fullfil marital life forever.

Lmao, when I met my girlfriend, she said no séx before marriage. She was actually a v!rgin and untouched. I didn't even argue. It was a beautiful relationship. We dated for 2yrs and 5 months. I treated her so well. We didn't have any issues. I didn't even dispute her choices. One day I asked her if she will marry despite the fact that I'm not made yet. She said, we can always go up higher. I needed to secure this amazing woman because I don't want stories. She agreed. I met her parents. Took the list and did what I can. We did our wedding, Lol. Less than 100 guest. Strictly on invitation. Everything was less than 1m. We did our traditional wedding too. Our first night together? Ooh my God. If was a banger. It was painful for her at first but it was a work of 5hrs, we didnt sleep that night till next morning. Unlocking a door locked with an iron key is not easy. It was a night of both pain, open doors and memories. We've been married for 6 months now. And when I see other women on the road and at my work place, they're all looking like my fellow men to me because there is no woman that attracts me again except my wife. Everyday by 6pm,I rush home always just to go and see my babe because she is my life and she is always eager to see me too daily. It's our 6months marriage anniversary and I can't wait to do forever with her. Surprise? Lol. It's been a bliss being married.

Congratulations sir @CaptJamyl on your appointment as M D logistics and infrastructure of a Dangote.unit. May Allahu Subhanahu Wata'allah Guide, Protect and lead you to success in serving excellently. .. and I'm also applying to work under you.

@KhadijaBashirs2 As a Man, one of my favorite ayat. Sura An Nisa Chapter 4, verse 3 .

Muslims, what’s your favorite verse from the Qur’an?

@whitenigerian @Cool_Ustaz In that case, I pray for Arsenal to defeat Mancity today , win the EPL and go ahead to win champions league.

I will do giveaway when Arsenal win today! ❤️

@Dongarrus1 Nigeria -> No Snow .

Norway → No Night Greenland → No Trees Qatar → No Forests Saudi Arabia → No Temple Iceland → No Mosquitoes Kuwait → No Railways Costa Rica → No Army Saudi Arabia → No River Nigeria → ???

@Waspapping_ I don't know how the system affects our thinking. I saw some people posting a pic of Mallami with many young men whom he secure security job. I believe if u sum up their salaries, gratitude and pensions it won't be up to the half of what he embezzled.

Anyone who sees Malami as a hero is simply an idiot. People embezzle billions of our money that could change thousands of lives in the North, and once they are arrested and made to face the law, you people start calling them heroes. Who cursed us?

@n6oflife6 Somebody once said ; "NTA unite us, while cable/pay TV divide us". Just like @n6oflife6 explains ; we (the 80's and 90's kid) all across the regions of Nigeria watches almost the same TV programs, ranging from Foreign movies, local drama , decumentaries etc #TheGoodOldenDays

I got a bit buzzed this evening and randomly Remembered one of the funniest stories of my Life. Pls be patient with my story it’s worth it I swear to God. In the 1980s and 1990s There was a popular series called Willy Willy on Nigerian TV. Millennials will remember it. The main Actor was a hateful ghost who used to snatch & kill kids. Also Something about a lady called Nchelem kill am etc. All the Small children in Nigeria were terrified of him from North to South, East to West. I’m the early 1990s my father Was part of the NNPC Civil Engineering team that Constructed and Maintained something called Eleme Petrochemicals so we moved to Port Harcourt for 2 yrs. My 2nd brother was born in PH too. I remember attending a school called Bereton but that’s about it. Once in a while in PH We used to attend this Church & the Reverend was the Father of a popular Nigerian female singer at the Time called Evi Edna Ogholi. I remember he introduced himself and her to My Family when we newly arrived in PH. She was quite famous at the time tbvh and She also used to sing in the Dads church choir. Now the main story linking it all together. One Time the church had a Huge Bazaar event and Evi Edna Ogholi invited some of her actor and Actress Friends to attend. Among them was the man who acted as Willy Willy in the NTA Tv series. The church was a Huge joint service bcos all the kids, teens and adults were put together. As The man WILLY WILLY was Introduced amongst the other stars there was uneasy Calm in the church. All the Kids and Teens were all on High alert. There were performances, There was a Harvest, Offerings, Praise worship, a Dance procession to the altar everything. Next thing the band and choir fell silent. I dont know who advised Mr Willy Willy to wear His exact Costume from the Movies and walk down the church Aisle. He Even painted his Face white and Wore his crazy Wig from TV. Next thing the Band started playing and singing the Scary theme song from the NTA series proper. WILLY WILLY DON DIE NA NCHELEM KILL AM blablabla. IN UNDER 2 SECONDS EVERY CHILD AND TEENAGER IN THE CHURCH RAN OUT OF THE BUILDING PETRIFIED. It was the scariest pandemonium I had witnessed as a child. People were nearly Trampled in the Small stampede. Parents had to rush out and looking for their injured children in the Small crowd of frightened and crying kids outside. Na so the church service scatter. 😭😩 That’s how Scary that Willy Willy series was and How Powerful NTA used to be. I wonder where all this people are today? 🤔😰😂💝🇳🇬 #TheGoodOldDays #RIPSirClem 🕊️

@ridwanKwankwaso If you sum up all their salaries , gratitude and pension, it will not measure up to the half of the money the AG syohone.

This is the scene at Daneji, near the SAHAD Store in Mandawari. The people you are seeing are young men from different places. The former Accountant General of the Federation, Alhaji Ahmed Idris, has secured permanent (or steady) jobs for them in agencies such as NSCDC, Immigration, Customs, and others. Here, there are no office workers. They have their own separate group. Many of these young men have neither a mother nor a father — they are just indigenes of Kano State from various local government areas. May Allah SWT reward him with goodness. Those who are capable should emulate this man. He can be seen sitting in their midst. --- This appears to be a positive post praising Alhaji Ahmed Idris for helping vulnerable young men (especially orphans) from Kano by securing them jobs in federal security and paramilitary agencies.

@Imranmuhdz I hope , wish and pray that it's not the other guys that bankroll Mr Nafiu with billions of naira to cause choas and unstablity in the new Masses hope part *ADC".

We will give youths a chance. If you are over 55 years, you are not going to contest in the ADC. - Nafiu Bala Gombe declared in his interview with BBC Hausa.