
Smiley
255 posts








Did Chelsea win a game against Arsenal? 2019/20: ✅ 2020/21: ❌ 2021/22: ✅ 2022/23: ❌ 2023/24: ❌ 2024/25: ❌


🧵So today I took taxis to and from @Morrisons Skegness. This 18 foot long van decided to park in the taxi bay / pick up bay whilst he did his shopping. There was another car already parked there, so I asked this chap if he could park somewhere else as I was waiting for a taxi/2







Stewards in the emirates are on the biggest power trip ever btw. Kicked out one of my mates 30 mins in for having a drag of his vape. Wankers 👍





Cook us what? Hennessy wings and shrimp Alfredo!? Rest me pls ✋🏾





These Canary Wharf blacks are the funniest people. They think they’re exempt from police brutality because they wear gilet and carry briefcase. Jokers




