The Common Bluebird

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@GlenWilliams12 Does he consider Die Hard a Christmas movie?

Speaking to Brian Barry-Murphy later this afternoon. Is there anything in particular you want answered?

@Savigma I think we should be grateful that Chris has informed us that the championship is harder than league one. It's not like we're one of the teams with the highest number of championship appearances of all time

Bro’s trying to put Cardiff under. Spend big on 6 players, while you’re currently flirting on and off with embargo’s and financial rule breaks, after you’ve just lost yet another court case and the club has to pay for the costs of that case. Can we just get promoted first 🤣

Very pleased to have won the Artemis launch contract for NASA. Benny in Maintenance has played a blinder. Godspeed chaps.

@LNallalingham There's a joke in this about submariners being experts at going down but I'll rise above it

🚨 The odds of this happening randomly are around 1 in 374 trillion. There are around 67 million people in the UK. Just 4 are in command of our nuclear submarines. Labour MP Joani Reid, whose husband has been arrested on suspicion of spying for China, has been linked to 2 of them. The chance of that happening once is about 1 in 16.75 million. Twice? 1 in 374 trillion. What an incredible coincidence…

@MarkOHaire This doesn't take into account that Rotherham's run in is more difficult as they are Rotherham

😍 EASIEST EFL RUN-INS 😍 1.01 🏴‍☠️ Bristol Rovers 1.12 🥮 Wigan 1.13 🦊 Leicester 1.17 🟠 Newport 1.22 🔘 West Brom 1.23 👹 Crawley 1.24 🔵 Colchester 1.25 🔴 Cheltenham 1.25 🔴 Stoke 1.26 ⛪️ Chesterfield 1.27 🔵 Coventry 1.27 🟡 Harrogate 1.27 🦉 Oldham 1.27 🐎 Walsall 1.28 🐝 Barnet 1.28 🔴 Rotherham *Based on points per-game averages of opposition sides still to face

My favourite one today. 🙏

@reallordgreen It says "save chip, don't let Sarah win"

Billboard not far from my house Can anyone tell me what it actually says? And more importantly, WHY is it there. (No it’s not some sort of April fools)

Grok was watching a very different game than the rest of us

Played for Cardiff in over twice the number of games he did for Brighton and Villa combined but nah, we'll just mention the premier League clubs. Did you make it a 12-30 kick off too?

@BWFCNathan16 KFC, Nandos and McDonald's all within 1 minute, which you'll be grateful for when you see the food in the stadium

The Sky Bet League One table if it was based on how long it takes you to walk to the local McDonald's to the ground (according to ChatGPT)

@RAF_Luton Amazing that just one camera has enough power to get that airborne

Photo of the Day: Canberra PR9 from 39Sqn taking off from RAF Marham (Norfolk) on the 21st May 2002 using a Nikon D1 and a 70-200 f2.8 lens (125th/sec at f8) Photographed by RAF Photographer

Newcastle content creators having a pop at the behavior of Cardiff City's owner.........state.gov/reports/2024-c…

Ethical criticism from "tits & football"...

@AndrewMakin20 @andyhutchcraft @bigphil321

@andyhutchcraft @bigphil321 Oh, I’ve seen undertakers in the overtaking lane. Carrying a visible coffin at speeds in excess of 60.

On my way to North Wales yesterday, near Frodsham, I saw a convoy of 8 or 9 identical silver Rolls/Bentleys all with reg plates like this, all main beams on, shifting pretty rapidly.. Bizarrely, on the way home, I saw them again on the M62.. Any idea what/who?

Regarding recent press coverage

@henrysaye @GreatUK77 Ironically he needs to work on his English

@GreatUK77 It’s not foreign - It’s part of Welsh culture.

To Plaid Cymru supporters… If a person cannot speak, write or read a language, to that person the language is FOREIGN. The vast majority of Welsh cannot speak, write or read Welsh. By definition, to the vast majority of Wales, Welsh must be a FOREIGN language. Q.E.D.

Sala verdict today according to BBC bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@MaleFromWales @VFTNinian I don't like pile-ons so I took off the name. Just had to laugh at how people can find a negative when their clubs achieved something. We're just as bad at times

@ACommonBluebird @VFTNinian Christ who was that? It was the only game there in nearly a month, haven't had a home game since Swansea on 13/3 and not home again until a week Tuesday 😅

Would’ve been greedy to win the league 4 years in a row. Nice to see the club let someone else have a go for once. It’ll be back in the capital next season.