
Andrew Althouse
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Andrew Althouse
@ADAlthousePhD
@TartanFB (2004-07); Statistician @Medtronic; statistical methods for clinical trials, kettlebells, deadlifts, pull-ups, food, whiskey & craft beer




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Weird question. Realistically how valuable would a pitcher who only and ever gives up one run each inning he pitches would be? Like he gives up a homer to the first batter then 1-2-3 rest of the inning


Gluttony is more than just overeating. It is a disordered attachment to the pleasures of food and drink. We have many, many gluttons.

@CryptoMikli to boomers the problem is “youre spending too much on lunch” instead of asking why the restaurants are charging $28 for lunch in the first place



It’s embarrassing to admit that for me, the most annoying part of raising kids is: if I want my kids to be curious & independent, then I need to say yes enthusiastically when they ask if they can make eggs and I know I’m about to have the most annoying 15 minutes in human history

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.



Schwarber career in Plate Appearances when he does NOT homer: .168 BA .518 OPS Now add: Horrifying Defense / No Defense (DH) In other words, Schwarber - when he doesn't HR - is the worst player in MLB history. Let's say he gets to 500 HR. 500 bombs is obviously Huge. Is it enough to make Schwarber HOF worthy, given his MASSIVE deficiencies in EVERY other part of the game? The answer, emphatically is NO.


Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.






Me: Hi Doc, I’d like a referral to PT please Dr: What’s the matter? Me: My shoulder has been bothering me for fours months, I need PT Dr: Can you come in so I can take a look? Me: I’d rather go to PT Dr: I have an opening in three weeks, come in please *Three weeks later* Dr: You need PT

