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I’m roasting garlic in the oven. My 13 year old thinks it smells like weed. I can relax now, confident that my youngest child has never smoked weed.

@popartcartoonz Lol, thank you my friend! 💓

@highprobably1 Still the cutest thing ever 😆🥰

The cutest thing I do every day is put my phone underneath my leg when I’m driving and then freak out that I left it at home because it’s not in my purse.

@highprobably1 when you pulled up to my house did you see a sign that said dead N storage?

“Could you be any weirder?” Well, actually…

I will stop missing the 90s when something better happens.

Twitter needs an eye wash station

Your honor the moon was full

Women belong in the kitchen cause that's where all the knives are

not now babe i have to get scared for some unknown reason

@Happee69014151 Thank you so much! 🥰

Happy Birthday 🎂🎉 Hope you have a great day and an even better year!! @highprobably1

@McCoyKY Thank you 😊

@highprobably1 Happy Mothers Day

Sorry, I was disassociating what did you say?

@JPLFR80 Happy birthday, JP! You are an awesome human being and I hope your day is amazing 💓

This is 45! Today is my birthday and a great opportunity to show appreciation for how graciously this community took me in. I feel seen, welcomed, and included. Thank you for the sweet messages, the trust, the donations to dogs, and for putting up with my weirdness. I love you

sorry i can’t tonight i have pope tryouts

pretty sure the root of all evil is just math in general

@highprobably1 And he could’ve used a little more hair 😂

@lyssasphere 🙄😂

@highprobably1 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@NascentNoah Straight facts

@highprobably1 Um, perhaps why he’s an Ex

@McCoyKY Well he’s an alcoholic, he didn’t need whiskey to be mean 😂

@highprobably1 Then don’t ever drink whiskey. If something changes you like that, then that should never exist in your life. For example, cheeseburgers make me happy. I should always be happy, therefore I always eat cheeseburgers. 🍔

New coworker Gosh pronounced Josh send help

@theBOOBwhisper God, I miss MySpace

@highprobably1 The only thing I have on my computer still is MySpace and Napster which I don't think work anymore LOL

I logged onto facebook on my laptop, ya know like we did in ye olden days.