Alejandro deGutierre

@Theglassman87 @JoJoFromJerz Biiig +1 to this

What do you consider to be a “perfect” movie?

@RepAdamSchiff Tiny correction: I actually think it’s the *same* grift, as well as same old grifter

New Trump campaign. Same old lies. Lies about his record. Lies about immigrants. Lies about Biden. Lies about our children. Lies about our LGBTQ+ neighbors. Lies on top of lies on top of lies. New grift. Same old grifter.

@GentleWarrior60 @CalltoActivism Are you sentient?

@CalltoActivism Some of you are so far gone.....I can't believe what I read and hear from the Left anymore.....it's tragic that you can be so blinded by your hate and disgust of one person who did far more good than anyone in the history of the United States of America. God help you.

Yes or No: Was Trump the worst president of your lifetime?

@CalltoActivism The worst in History without a doubt.

@jasonselvig Ha ok hang on. So in a village called Faketown, let’s say there are 2 big problems: 1. Lions keep attacking. 2. The corn won’t grow properly. You set up two committees - one for each problem. So, are you saying that the corn committee should be solving the lion problem?

When groceries storm the Capitol?

@bookfox I can’t wait!

I’m absolutely loving the new Cormac McCarthy. It’s been too long. nytimes.com/2022/10/14/boo…

@rafayfay @AmyRoseBuckle Oh I can’t wait to see the right wing response to this

It's Harvest / spooky season!! Grab yourself a copy of The @DillydounReview Prize Anthology and curl up with a mug of something on your favorite chair. Doesn't that sound nice? thedillydounreview.com/2022/05/02/202…

No one ever talks about it, but getting your drivers license is basically adult picture day

#MahsaAmini deserves justice. Mahsa Amini deserves to be remembered. twitter.com/stevenacook/st… Learn more about what you can do to help: twitter.com/NazaninBoniadi…

@Clb2U “Oh.” [brief look of horror] “Ok…”

@jreneebad Ahh ouch. I’m so sorry you lost Dave. What a wonderful human

I want to tell a story. When I was in like 3rd grade, I went with my mom while she dropped some drugs off (yes, she was). Anyways. She left me in the car. This guys comes out to “watch” me and it’s just me and him. He looks over and asks. “You don’t know what a haiku is, do you?”

@ElizCWagner Absolutely. I keep a good amount of fiction on my shelves. I tell stories, too. They belong on my own shelves at the very least hahaha

Do you, or will you, have your own work displayed on your personal bookshelves?

@benshapiro Perversion of the education system?

Democrats: We don't want to talk about Biden, the economy, our perversion of the education system, or Afghanistan. Let's talk about Trump! Republicans: GREAT IDEA!!!1!!!! LET'S TALK ABOUT TRUMP!!!11!!! But why are Republicans losing momentum? A mystery wrapped in an enigma.

The Republicans are losing steam in the 2022 election. There are some reasons for this, the Democratic upswing in the wake of Dobbs being the most obvious factor. But there’s something else going on here that represents a deeper problem for the Republican Party.

@FranWongWrites Writing fiction, and designing digital products

What could you talk about for 30 minutes without any preparation at all?

@Bjorkian15 @MaryPeltola <3 <3 <3

It is a GOOD DAY.

@MaryPeltola Ah yeah that is a big relief.

@mrbenwexler "Mundane" wowww

“Mundane espionage” may be funnier than “light treason”

@mrbenwexler Poise. Grace. Accuracy. GO STACEY

Oh my goodness watch this