Someone hire this man. Immediately! cc: @Cubs
OBVIOUS SHIRTS®@obvious_shirts
Literally no one has ever asked me, “Joe…what would you do if you owned the Cubs?” So I’m going to tell you exactly what I’d do:
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Alex Donnelly
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Chicago, IL Katılım Haziran 2011
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@ancsimmons They drafted a kid from my school #12th, Jalen Williams (Santa Clara) and now Jaylin Williams (Arkansas) - they have a preferred name! 😂
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So good to see @ancsimmons at @NiseiLounge - with a 16-5 score, that malort shot was necessary! 😅
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@ADon245 Wild how the “Arm Teachers” circle jerk is conveniently glossing over the fact that there were at least three armed officers that confronted this guy and he still made it into the building. Three trained professionals couldn’t stop him, but give Ms. Frizzle a Glock.
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My mom is a 60-yr old elementary school teacher. If you think giving her a gun and “training” her is the answer, please do me a favor and Get Fucked.
Steve Herman@newsguyusa
"We can't stop bad people from doing bad things," says @KenPaxtonTX on @FoxNews. "We can potentially arm and prepare and train teachers and other administrators to respond quickly. That, in my opinion, is the best answer." #UvaldeSchoolShooting #Texas
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@ADon245 But now the real question - are your rooms ready at the hotel?
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“Boarding group 3”
Guy behind me “Is this first class boarding?”
Me: no, it’s group 3
Guy: “oh, are they boarding the plane back to front?”
Me: “no 1st class already boarded”
What I wish I said: “yes! For the first time ever United is changing it up & boarding back to front.
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Love is your wife telling you, “That’s rich coming from you who is literally a gutter boy.”
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You’ve made it through 100% of your bad days. None of your bad days have won.
No matter how hard it gets, just keep going, you got this!
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Woke up and chose Kool-Aid Man Energy this morning 💥
Shea Serrano@SheaSerrano
shoutout everyone who got kicked in the teeth by the universe last week and still got up this morning ready to try again like “what up motherfuckers it’s me i’m back”
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@ancsimmons Alright this is a move I can absolutely get behind. Will share my pic of doing the same at an upcoming game!
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tonight’s dinner-at-the-park flex: kimchi wang mandoo.
(yes, chicagoans: it’s from joong boo.)
#unapologeticallyasian
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The new cream ale from @MWCBrewing is excellent. But if you’ve been paying attention to this brewery that wouldn’t be surprising.
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you can now stream BASKETBALL (AND OTHER THINGS) on hulu
Complex Sports@ComplexSports
BASKETBALL (and other things) A series of over 100 candid interviews, A Complex original now LIVE on Hulu!
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@MLBONFOX Thanks, Joe! Not for your service, just for leaving. Please encourage Angel Hernandez to do the same!
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@kdotmart They’re being a rookie, Kevin. And no one needs a rookie around, get ‘em out of here!
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