Andy Ecelson🏴‍☠️

@BBCBreaking Sorry. Why ""?

Former UK Deputy Prime Minister Angela Rayner "cleared" of wrongdoing by HMRC over tax affairs, paving way for potential leadership bid - follow live bbc.in/4eGH7PJ

@D_Tarczynski Just controlling the borders, Dom.

I’ll sue Stramer as soon as he loses his immunity after losing the election. Because he will lose that election! telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/1…

@Colin00007 @hzeffman @7nestingwrens @ChrisMasonBBC Oh dear. Big man go all shouty.

@AEcelson @hzeffman @7nestingwrens @ChrisMasonBBC I just told you to fuck off and harass someone else DO YOU UNDERSTAND

BREAKING from @ChrisMasonBBC The BBC understands that the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner has decided to begin an inquiry into whether the Reform leader Nigel Farage has breached the House of Commons Code of Conduct over accepting a £5m gift and not declaring it

@Colin00007 @hzeffman @7nestingwrens @ChrisMasonBBC Maybe you should? You would need to learn to read first. Do you think you could do that, Colin?

@AEcelson @hzeffman @7nestingwrens @ChrisMasonBBC You need to read the legislation - now fuck off troll will no followers You really think Farages lawyers are that stupid

@Colin00007 @hzeffman @7nestingwrens @ChrisMasonBBC He became an MP. At that point he was required to declare the past interests.

@AEcelson @hzeffman @7nestingwrens @ChrisMasonBBC Yes but Rule 5 only applies to Members of Parliament Furthermore security expenses are excluded from any declarations - see Starmers return

@DogPaxman @SamCoatesSky @BethRigby Does it really? Just have a think about that.

@AEcelson @SamCoatesSky @BethRigby Imposing rules before you’re even elected. Seems odd.

The Parliamentary standards commissioner Daniel Greenberg has just written to say he has opened an investigation into Nigel Farage, under Rule 5. Rule 5 states that MPs must "fulfil conscientiously the requirements of the House in respect of the registration of interests in the Register of Members' Financial Interests".

@Colin00007 @hzeffman @7nestingwrens @ChrisMasonBBC "Past interests up to one year old "

@AEcelson @hzeffman @7nestingwrens @ChrisMasonBBC Rule 5 only applies to Members of Parliament Farage was not an MP in Feb 2024 Farage filed his election expenses on time This is going nowhere

@DogPaxman @SamCoatesSky @BethRigby Nothing to do with rules, then? Just a conspiracy.

@SamCoatesSky @BethRigby The establishment are terrified. Lawfare is all they have left. It won’t work though. The electorate can see through this. Insulting the state think the people are so stupid.

@nat27367 @SamCoatesSky Look up the rules and you will find out.

@SamCoatesSky I don’t understand, if he wasn’t an MP why would he have to declare this?

@Colin00007 @hzeffman @7nestingwrens @ChrisMasonBBC Mayor Colin of Dunning-Kruger has spoken.

@hzeffman @7nestingwrens @ChrisMasonBBC Nothing will happen- unless someone can prove he has undeclared political expenses, this is going nowhere as Farage lawyers know private gifts are none of Parliaments business

@RWTaylors Well that should improve the Cabinet: the defenestration of Mrs Cock and Mrs Balls.

Sources tell me that if Starmer does not agree to a departure timetable by 2PM (following the conclusion of the Cabinet meeting), Shabana Mahmood will resign, likely followed immediately by Yvette Cooper.

@Tironianae My opinion is as follows: I live in Britain. It is total bullshit.

🚨Donald Trump confirms that the UK now has courts that are enforcing Sharia Law Trump: In London, “You have Sharia courts adjudicating law." We can never let Islam spread in America. We need an outright ban on Islamic Muslim immigration into America. What is your opinion!? 👇

@jaseives @codalmighty Being a Sunday meant there was absolutely no rush to get away. I was amazed at how light the traffic was compared to any normal matchday.

@codalmighty Yes it’s something I don’t understand. Don’t get the argument of ‘beating the traffic’ etc.. football isn’t cheap anymore, so why miss 10/15 mins? And if we’re losing/drawing - all the more reason to try and help/support.

When we're all done cryarsing over the 2nd leg tickets, can focus on why those with actual tickets yesterday left a playoff game early #gtfc #rantfest2026

@SwanseaBayJack @Alexarmstrong @MinistryofWit But they did.

@Alexarmstrong @MinistryofWit Starmer kept on saying Brexit hasn't worked, yet it was the Tories and his Labour party who failed to implement it. But hey ho "not my fault gov"

Starmer completely trashing Brexit. Signalling red lines will be ditched on the EU as he says “it is the Labour choice” to put “Britain at the heart of Europe”. A reminder to Labour MPs as to how the electorate are responding to these policies so far:

@WendyFl91774964 @Alexarmstrong We want Nigel in No.10 so he can continue to enrich himself and we can blame immigrants.

@Alexarmstrong We want Nigel in No.10 so he can implement the Brexit 17.4 million voted for.🇬🇧

@matthewsyed It's impossible to exaggerate what a riduculous clown you are.

Reform voters are racist apparently. As soon as I saw this insult to millions of British people (one of the least racist nations on earth) I suspected it was from an academic. It’s impossible to exaggerate how western universities became overrun with woke ideology

@Helen_Whately Well, it's lucky you had the chance with all those years in Government. Oh.

We don’t allow polygamous marriages in the UK. We shouldn’t support polygamy in the benefits system. The more I dig into Welfare, the more I find to fix.

@LoftusSteve Another subject on which the fake energy guru displays breathtaking ignorance.

It's worse than this in fact. You can go back 100 years to where they started murdering Jews. When given a chance at peace and prosperity they chose war and death. They are exactly where they deserve to be. Jews are the bad guys is a delusion only 2nd to men can be women.

@julianHjessop When you do, remind them that Jessop was an economic advisor to Liz Truss.

FYI, here are some of the figures most commonly used as "proof" that Brexit has caused "enormous harm" to the UK economy. Whenever someone chucks any of them at you, please feel free to reply with a link to this blog... 😉 julianhjessop.substack.com/p/explainer-de…

@KEdge23 Meanwhile, in a parallel universe....

Kemi Badenoch getting huge cheers for standing against antisemitism. She is a strong and gutsy leader. A stark difference from the weak leader Keir Starmer. The Conservatives stand with the Jewish community.